Decision 2006: Cave In and Rainer Maria Both Disband, But One Is Actually Just on Haitus, So Really Only One Band Has Disbanded

America has spoken. Back at the turn of the century, it seemed many people supported these groups, but the American voting public has called for a change. The central issue in this campaign, exit polls revealed, was Emo. The genre people were enamored with circa 2000, the musical movement that had many a person asking “What is Emo?” seems to have become, in 2006, a big joke and a turn off to most voters. The numbers indicate the most recent releases of the two ousted incumbents — CI's Pitch Perfect Black, from 2005, and RM's Catastrophe Keeps Us Togehter, from this year — did nothing to turn the tide of indifference.

Now that both groups have broken up/disbanded/gone-on-indefinite-hiatus (the former for Rainer Maria, the latter for Cave In), what comes next? The public can now look forward to a future where six or seven bands could be playing their town at any one time with the words “ex-Rainer Maria” or “ex-Cave In” in parentheses next to a new group’s name on the flyer. While Cave In have no plan for any farewell shows, Rainer Maria are going to concede the election in a two-city event, planned for December in Philadelphia and New York.

Rainer Maria tourdates:

12.15.06 - Philadelphia, PA - First Unitarian Church
12.16.06 - New York, NY - Bowery Ballroom

New Sloan Album Coming Out On Yep Roc, No Connection Between Them and Elijah

I'm a little scenester

tall and thin

These are my Converse

this is my fringe

When I get all steamed up

hear me shout:

"The Faint are touring

and it's sold out":

11.28.06 - Denver, CO - Ogden *
11.29.06 - Salt Lake City, UT - In The Venue
12.01.06 - Vancouver, BC - Richards on Richards
12.02.06 - Seattle, WA - Showbox *
12.03.06 - Portland, OR - Roseland *
12.05.06 - San Francisco, CA - Mezzanine *
12.06.06 - San Diego, CA - 4th and B *
12.07.06 - Los Angeles, CA - Palladium *
12.08.06 - Long Beach, CA - The Vault *
12.09.06 - Pomona, CA - Glass House
12.10.06 - Tempe, AZ - Marquee Theatre
12.12.06 - Austin, TX - La Zona Rosa *
12.13.06 - Houston, TX - Warehouse Live *
12.15.06 - Lawrence, KS - Granada
12.16.06 - Omaha, NE - Sokol Auditorium
12.17.06 - Omaha, NE - Sokol Auditorium

* w/ Ratatat

New Sloan Album Coming Out On Yep Roc, No Connection Between Them and Elijah

The Halifax-born, Toronto-residing boys in Sloan have been called the “next Nirvana,” the “next Oasis,” and the “next Strokes,” not to mention the “next Big Thing” so many times, too numerous to count, over the course of their 15 years together. They have had a lot of success in their native land, but the big-time never came calling in the states, as the band have amassed a small, yet devoted, fanbase in the U.S. Think of them as the Canadian Blur, but without any 'Woo Hoo'-ing. Crap, that’s another label, which is very unfair to the band. Plus, as a live band, they blow Blur out of the water.

After 15 years and seemingly a different label for every release (DGC, the Enclave, RCA and Koch, just to name a few), you would think Sloan would be worn down by the music industry bullshit. But that does not seem to be the case. They are back on a new U.S. label, Yep Roc (Billy Bragg, Apples in Stereo, Radio Birdman), and are about to release a monster record on the American public. Out January 9, Never Hear The End Of It is a 2 LP/1 CD album containing 30 songs. The record, already released in Canada, is full of more hooks, harmonies, and melody then most artists achieve during their entire career. (For shame, Wolf Eyes, for shame.) Look for the band to be touring the U.S.A. in during the winter and spring. Will this be the record that makes takes them to the top of the Billboard charts? Probably not, but more than few people will surely be anticipating this record.

Never Hear The End Of It tracklist:

1. Flying High Again
2. Who Taught You to Live Like That?
3. I've Gotta Try
4. Everybody Wants You
5. Listen to the Radio
6. Fading into Obscurity
7. I Can't Sleep
8. Someone I Can Be True With
9. Right or Wrong
10. Something's Wrong
11. Ana Lucia
12. Before the End of the Race
13. Blackout
14. I Understand
15. You Know What It's About
16. Golden Eyes
17. Can't You Figure It Out?
18. Set in Motion
19. Love Is All Around
20. Will I Belong?
21. Ill Placed Trust
22. Live the Life You're Dreaming Of
23. Living with the Masses
24. HFXNSHC
25. People Think They Know Me
26. I Know You
27. Last Time in Love
28. It's Not the End of the World
29. Light Years
30. Another Way I Could Do It

Edan To Come Over To Your Mom’s House, Treat Her Right, Maybe Tour Too

So there's this band that has this onomatopoetic name, and they're this badass trio from Chicago. They have a dude just chillin' on the bass, this babe who's bumpin' on the organ (keyboard on the organ setting) and singing you stories you've never heard, and another man/machine who sits behind a drum set and makes it emanate sounds known to this earth but before him were thought to be lost forever beneath the oceans.

The first member is known as Pit, the second as Er, and the last as Pat. Together they are Pit Er Pat and they form an unstoppable team. Not only are they musical fiends, but they have the coolest looking CDs and LPs (possibly the most important factor when purchasing music), and they retain their DIY roots by printing on thrift store T-shirts and making their own unique pins (scenesters: now you'll never be embarrassed because you had the same pin/shirt as someone else at that show). But most importantly, they're some of the nicest people you'll meet, and make sure to do just that when they stop by your town.

Pit Er Pat are in the middle of their tour across the U.S. and they released their second full-length, entitled Pyramids, this October, and there are only 800 copies of the vinyl available (they come with a poster), so get one quick! More importantly, however, is the fact that they will be touring Mexico at the end of this month and into the next! If you miss them here, you'll always have the chance to visit another country AND see an amazing band. Wow. That's almost like buy one get one free. If you've never heard Pit Er Pat before and you want to know what you're missing out on, check out their MySpace or download the few songs they have on their website.

"You're going to like what you hear, I guarantee it."1

11.08.06 – St. Louis, MO – Lemp Neighborhood Arts Center
11.10.06 – Denver, CO – Larimer Lounge
11.11.06 – Salt Lake City, UT – Urban Lounge
11.13.06 – Provo, UT – Starry Night
11.15.06 – Seattle, WA – Chop Suey
11.16.06 – Portland, OR – Holocene
11.17.06 – Salem, OR – Ikebox
11.18.06 – Oakland, CA – Lobot Gallery
11.19.06 – San Francisco, CA – 12 Galaxies
11.20.06 – San Luis Obispo, CA – SLO Art Center
11.21.06 – Los Angeles, CA – Spaceland
11.23.06 – Mexico City, Mexico – Publico Arts (I swear, two dates are listed for today)
11.23.06 – Mexico City, Mexico – Centro Cultural de Espana en Mexico
11.30.06 – Puebla, Mexico – Pulque Para Dos
12.01.06 – Guadalajara, Mexico – FBOLKO
12.02.06 – Mexico City, Mexico – Cultural Roots

I didn't list who's playing with Pit Er Pat at some shows, because the fact that they're playing should be enough to get you to go. But if you really want to know, Asobi Seksu are playing with them on 11.15.06, Ebb & Flow on 11.19.06, The Album Leaf on 12.01.06 and 12.02.06, and I'm pretty sure that there will be other bands at like every show. I mean, I've never been to a show before so I can't be sure, but that's just what I've heard.
1 George Zimmer actually said this about the band.

Edan To Come Over To Your Mom’s House, Treat Her Right, Maybe Tour Too

So Mr P rolls up to my house, and he's all hopped up on crack — you can tell he's high cuz he punches more than usual. He comes up to my house and he's just yelling through my window: "Hey, nunpuncher! nunpuncher! Get the fuck down here!" and he's got Matt Weir leaning on the side of his Chevy cracking his knuckles like he's in some kind of gangster film or something.

"What the fuck do you want?" I shout through my window. "You already made me say The Decemberists haven't advanced musically since their first album — I don't owe you shit! Leave me alone!"

"Get down here!" he says again. He's grinning. Shit. "I've got something!"

Before I'm even through my door, he's pulled me to the ground and I've got a mouth full of pavement. Weir's got a foot on the back of my neck, and he's pushing hard.

"Mr P wants you to write a news story about Edan's new tour," Weir says. "He's playing with Lyrics Born and Cut Chemist. Dagha's gonna be rapping with him, too. Now do what Mr P says."

I get about halfway through a good fuck-you before Mr P kicks me over and grabbed ahold of my nutsack.

"Listen, boy. I've got halfuhdozen newswriters to get through before midday, and, you little shit, you ain't nearly the greatest of my concerns. It certainly don't look like you're in any kind of situation to push back. So are you gonna squeal, little piggy, or are am I gonna have to make yer?"

"Doesn't Edan, like, write for this site?" I say. "Make him do it! It's his freakin' tour. Besides, didn't it start last week anyway??"

Whack. Feels like a freakin' crowbar in my side. I look up. It is. Weir's looking for blood. "That's a different Edan, you no good piece of shit. And yes the tour started last week, but nevermind: The next three words out of your mouth had better be 'I'll do it.'

"Okay, okay! I'll do it! Christ!" I say. Way it looks, I don't have much choice. I just want to get rid of them.

Weir crumples up a little piece of paper and stuffs it into my mouth. "Good boy," he says. Taps my cheek. "Two days." Then they drive off.

Shit, I think I hear someone coming. Quick, just take this and run:

11.02.06 - Minneapolis, MN - Foundation Nightclub
11.03.06 - Milwaukee, WI - Eagles Club
11.04.06 - Chicago, IL - The Abbey Pub
11.05.06 - Detroit, MI - Magic Stick
11.06.06 - Toronto, ON - Phoenix Concert Theatre

11.08.06 - South Burlington, VT - Higher Ground
11.09.06 - Cambridge, MA - Middle East Downstairs
11.10.06 - New York, NY - Webster Hall
11.11.06 - Philadelphia, PA - Theater of Living Arts

Bonjour, mes amis! Je m'appelle Squéo et je suis un américain. Je suis désolé. Comment vous appellez-vous? Bon! J'aime les États-Unis, mais j'aime mieux Canada. Les Georges Leningrad sont canadiens! J'aime Les George Leningrad! Aussi, je t'aime! Les Georges Leningrad sont une groupe de trois personnes - Bobo Boutin, Mingo L'Idien, et Poney P. Ils ont un nouveau LP s'appelle Sangue Puro sur Tomlab. C'est magnifique! Les Georges Leningrad sont trés sympathique, individualiste, et assez excentrique. Oui, c'est vrai: J'aime Les Georges Leningrad.

Donc. Les Georges Leningrad vont aller à une tournée des États-Unis et du Canada le 8 novembre à le 10 décembre. J'aime Canada et des canadiennes! J'aime Les Georges Leningrad! Je t'aime! Merci pour écouter. J'ai honte. Mon dieu... j'ai honte.

Les dates de la tournée:

11.08.06 - Allston, MA - O'Brien's Pub
11.09.06 - New York, NY - Knitting Factory
11.10.06 - Philadelphia, PA - Khyber
11.11.06 - Baltimore, MD - Talking Head Club
11.12.06 - Chapel Hill, NC - Local 506
11.13.06 - Knoxville, TN - Pilot Light
11.14.06 - Atlanta, GA - Drunken Unicorn
11.15.05 - Birmingham, AL - Bottle Tree Cafe
11.16.06 - New Orleans, LA - The Republic
11.17.06 - Houston, TX - Proletariat
11.18.06 - Austin, TX - Emo's
11.19.06 - Dallas, TX - Cavern
11.21.06 - Denver, CO - Larimer Lounge
11.23.06 - San Diego, CA - Casbah
11.24.06 - Los Angeles, CA - Spaceland
11.25.06 - San Francisco, CA - Bottom of the Hill
11.27.06 - Portland, OR - Holocene
11.28.06 - Seattle, WA - Chop Suey
11.29.06 - Vancouver, BC - Media Club
12.01.06 - Calgary, AB - Broken City
12.02.06 - Edmonton, AB - Velvet Underground
12.03.06 - East Saskatoon, SA - Amigos Cantina
12.04.06 - Winnipeg, MB - Collective Cabaret
12.05.06 - Fargo, ND - Aquarium
12.06.06 - Minneapolis, MN - 7th Street Entry
12.07.06 - Chicago, IL - Empty Bottle
12.08.06 - Detroit, MI - Contemporary Art Institute of Detroit
12.09.06 - Toronto, ON - Sneaky Dee's
12.10.06 - Ottawa, ON - Babylon Nightclub

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