Diplo goes on helicopter tour, takes Major Lazer on boat tour, because what else is new?

Diplo goes on helicopter tour, takes Major Lazer on boat tour, because what else is new?

Yawn.

Diplo is going on a one-day, four-city tour on January 20. He is calling this tour the Trap Hawk Down tour, because he will be traveling between the four shows via helicopter. His run of shows will begin in Baltimore at the Ottobar at 6 PM. After that, he will continue on to Philadelphia, where he will play the Sound Garden Hall at 9:30 PM. He will then depart to play at Atlantic City’s Mixx at Borgata Resort at 12:30 AM. Finally, Diplo’s single-day, helicopter-fueled jaunt will end with a show at New York’s The Westway beginning at 3:30 AM.

Snore.

Immediately upon concluding the Trap Hawk Down tour, Diplo will meet with his compatriots in Major Lazer for the Mutiny Aboard the Molly Roger tour. As the title suggests, this is a tour of the Caribbean that shall be traversed by sailboat. However, this tour will last five days, presumably because sailboats are not as fast as helicopters. The dates for that tour can be viewed below.

Zzzzzz.

Major Lazer’s Mutiny Aboard the Molly Roger dates:

01.21.13 - Kingston, Jamaica - Students Union UWI
01.22.13 - Norman Island, British Virgin Islands - Willy T’s
01.23.13 - St. Marteen, The Caribbean - Soggy Dollar Bar
01.24.13 - St. Croix, US Virgin Islands - Christian Brew Pub
01.25.13 - Old San Juan, Puerto Rico - Levels

• Diplo: http://www.facebook.com/diplo
• Major Lazer: http://majorlazer.com

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