Eeliks:en (a 7-year-old) to release debut album on Fonal, requests that all royalties be paid in the form of fish sticks

Eeliks:en (a 7-year-old) to release debut album on Fonal, requests that all royalties be paid in the form of fish sticks

Waaaait a second. When I was 7 years old, I was wholly preoccupied with learning cursive, eating Chicken McNuggets, and trying to decide whether girls were worthwhile company. I can’t say for sure when it was that music entered the purview of my interests, but I’m almost positive it wasn’t before middle school. And even then, I spent a genuinely embarrassing amount of time listening to atrocious stuff, like Puff Daddy & The Family.

So what, right? It’s hard not to be a young’n and have horrible taste. Perhaps I should qualify that: it’s hard not to be an American young’n and have horrible taste — at least one Finnish 7-year-old is putting us to shame by releasing an album on on the hip, experimental, folk-ish label Fonal, suggesting that Scandinavians have a bit more going for them than just their superior quality of life and breathtaking attractiveness. They’re apparently endowed with kick-ass musical instincts as well.

The 7-year-old Finn in question is Eelis Mikael Salminen a.k.a. Eeliks:en, and on October 29, he’s releasing his debut album Suutre Teiter. After a reportedly failed attempt at recording the album on his iPhone, Eeliks:en was persuaded to continue the project by his dad. Eelinks:en describes his music as a “mix between electronic and dance music,” garnished further with lyrics straight out of a gibberish dictionary. Check out the title track below, and try not to feel unaccomplished while reminiscing about your primary school days.

Suutre Teiter tracklisting:

01. Prodeen
02. Huonoin biisi
03. Monilaulu
04. Musa komppi
05. Suutre teiter
06. You stye a back in row
07. Bob is theare
08. Niilon rassel rossel
09. ppr
10. vika
11. eelisniilonnopeemusakomppi
12. Nopee musa k,o,m,p,p,i,_-
13. eka
14. tittidi tidi tu tuu tuu
15. The inj
16. Meiksent more
17. nopee musa k,o,m,p,p,i, nu
18. Rauhallinen rockkkkkkkk-
19. tin tin the tin tin
20. Rokc pläjäys
21. year2011
22. feat Nipi
23. _)
24. Zitak zikitak oo oo
25. Niilon yskilaululu
26. Oskarin äp äp
27. 299_n tahtista musaa
28. titititititititititi
29. Nopein Eeliksen seka rock rap hiphop
30. Hello for Kalle
31. Nipin eka hitti
32. Sienan eka musiikki komp_pi
33. Dj dj and dj

• Eeliks:en: http://www.fonal.com/shop/artist-eeliksen
• Fonal: http://www.fonal.com

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