As John spake it in the holy book of Revelation, chapter one, verse seven, “Look, it is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see it; and all peoples on earth will mourn because of the Ende Tymes Festival. So shall it be! Amen.” And so this prophecy shall be fulfilled, once again, for the third time, May 24-26.
But the miraculous advent of Aaron Dilloway, Crank Sturgeon, Work/Death, and countless other noisemakers will require much prayer, conviction, and tithing into the festival’s crowdsourcing fundraiser at IndieGoGo. Thou hast only four days left to contribute and reap the precious swag and benefits of timely responders! Make haste! So that these apostles of harsh sound may be compensated fairly!
Doth thou readers tire of our Biblical humor at every mention of this festival? Then thou art a stick in the mud! Haters doth hate.
• Ende Tymes: http://halfnormal.com/endetymes
• Ende Tymes Fundraiser: http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/ende-tymes-festival-of-noise-and-exper…