Franz Ferdinand announce funky-fresh tour of funky-smelling North America

Franz Ferdinand announce funky-fresh tour of funky-smelling North America

Dude, I had this awesome lucid dream dream last night where I had written this incredible news piece about UK amaze-balls, shock-rockin’, shot-callers Franz “Fucking” Ferdinand and their forthcoming album Right Thoughts, Right Words, Right Action. It told readers everything they could possibly want to know about the new record and all of its sensationally hyperbolic circumstances and all that shit in a succinct, easy to reference, and above-all affable style. It was like all that stuff they put in the freakin’ Voyager space probe. Only even more solid gold! ;) Get it?

Oh yeah, but so then (and this really is the best part), when the band subsequently announced a sizable tour of North America for this coming October coinciding with the release of the album, ALL I HAD TO DO WAS HYPERLINK BACK TO MY OLD STORY and post a few measly tour dates! And Bam! Just like that, I was done for the day and free to go back to talking about our favorite snack foods on the TMT forum (everyone seems to love and dearly miss Dunkaroos, by the way).

Franz Ferdinand tour dates:

10.04.13 - Houston, TX - House of Blues
10.05.13 - Dallas, TX - House of Blues
10.04-06.13 - Austin, TX - Austin City Limits
10.08.13 - Lawrence, KS - The Granada
10.09.13 - Minneapolis, MN - Skyway Theater
10.10.13 - Chicago, IL - Vic Theatre
10.11-13.13 - Austin, TX - Austin City Limits
10.15.13 - Nashville, TN - Cannery Ballroom
10.16.13 - Columbus, OH - The LC Pavilion
10.17.13 - North Bethesda, MD - Music Center at Strathmore
10.19.13 - Upper Darby, PA - Tower Theatre
10.20.13 - Boston, MA - Orpheum Theatre
10.22.13 - New York, NY - Hammerstein Ballroom
10.23.13 - Montreal, QC - Metropolis
10.24.13 - Toronto, ON - Kool Haus

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Dirty Beaches announces a tour and support for antiquated technology with cassette release

From our brohams at the ‘Fork, Alex Zhang Hungtai, better known as Dirty Beaches, is hitting the road and touring North America this fall in support of his excellent new double album Drifters/Love Is the Devil (TMT Review).

In addition to getting a chance to see Dirty Beaches live, the tour will feature an exclusive, limited edition of Drifters/Love Is the Devil. This unreleased version of the album is on cassette (ew, weird) so hopefully you can find your old Walkman in that box of your old stuff in your parents’ attic. It’s probably under the stack of completed Mad Libs, elementary school yearbooks, and your t-ball trophies. I swear I saw it there the other day when I was rifling through some of your stuff. You should really go double check, though.

Aside from two shows this month in New York, the tour kicks off in Montreal and runs through September. The tour features a handful of different bands joining Dirty Beaches on the bill so I get to have some fun and use a whole bunch of symbols. Hooray! Anyway, here are the dates:

06.26.13 - New York, NY - Mercury Lounge *#
06.28.13 - Brooklyn, NY - Glasslands *^@%
09.04.13 - Montreal, QC - Societe des Arts Technologiques
09.05.13 - Boston, MA - Church of Boston $
09.08.13 - Washington, DC - Rock & Roll Hotel $
09.11.13 - Philadelphia, PA - Johnny Brenda’s $
09.13.13 - Toronto, ON - The Garrison $
09.14.13 - St. Louis, MO - Firebird $
09.15.13 - Birmingham, AL - Bottletree $
09.17.13 - Austin, TX - The Mohawk $
09.19.13 - Phoenix, AZ - Rhythm Room $
09.20.13 - Los Angeles, CA - Echo $&
09.21.13 - San Diego, CA - The Void $&
09.22.13 - San Francisco, CA - Bottom of the Hill $&
09.24.13 - Portland, OR - Mississippi Studios $&
09.25.13 - Seattle, WA - Barboza $&
09.26.13 - Vancouver, BC - Biltmore Cabaret $&

* Heathered Pearls
# X-Ray Eyeballs
^ Porcelain Raft
@ Andy Boay
$ Sisu
& Chasms
% Eola

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• Zoo Music:

Ital and Hieroglyphic Being team up to form Interplanetary Prophets, release an EP, and save the galaxy

Daniel Martin-McCormick and Jamal Moss must have become BFFs last year. Better known as Ital and Hieroglyphic Being, respectively, the two toured together last year and collaborated for a set at New York’s Unsound festival but just can’t seem to get enough of each other. The two have formed up like Voltron The Wonder Twins Mark Twain and Nikola Tesla to blow your mind this summer.

The duo, working under the name Interplanetary Prophets, is set to release an EP titled Zero Hour on July 15 via the fine people at Planet Mu. While the seeds of the collaboration were planted at Unsound last year, the EP itself draws from prolonged studio sessions from earlier this year that have been edited down to three long, dense pieces of music.

While rooted in techno, the record takes its cues from each of the two artists’ repertoires as well as incorporating elements of early post-punk electronic acts and meditative chant, while of course remaining forward thinking. Plus, given the first track’s title, someone’s been reading some William Gibson. The EP is guaranteed to be atmospheric and spacey, tapping into The Power Cosmic in a way only these two can.

Zero Hour tracklist:

01. Burning Chrome
02. Zero Hour
03. Running Out of Time

• Hieroglyphic Being:…
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Tricky postpones US tour dates to October

Getting into the US can be a Tricky thing. But despite the unknowable webs of red tape that block America’s borderlines, Mr. ‘Nearly God’ nearly got into the country for his upcoming summer tour… nearly. Due to complications involving unforeseen US Visa issues, Tricky has been forced to postpone his upcoming US tour dates until October. Every level-headed Visa conspiracy theorist’s assumptions have finally been confirmed: the US Visa office is merely a means to deny Americans their due artistic/creative pleasures. Luckily, all tickets will be honored for the rescheduled dates, or refunded in the event that rescheduling was impossible.

Tricky addressed the issue directly: “It is a situation that is compeletely beyond my control due to a US Visa issue. All I can do is go through the proper channels and secure the right visa. I hope you’ll bear with me and I’ll make sure that the rescheduled shows are worth the wait.”

Maybe this a good thing. Tricky’s infamous, shirt-less antics will certainly fit in better with Halloween celebrations than with 4th of July’s blistery BBQs.

New tour dates:

10.01.13 - Philadelphia, PA - Union Transfer
10.02.13 - New York, NY - Webster Hall
10.03.13 - Boston, MA - Royale
10.05.13 - Washington, DC - U Street Music Hall
10.08.13 - Minneapolis, MN - First Avenue
10.09.13 - Chicago, IL - Metro
10.12.13 - Dallas, TX - House of Blues
10.13.13 - Houston, TX - House of Blues
10.14.13 - Austin, TX - Emo’s
10.17.13 - Denver, CO - Gothic Theatre
10.19.13 - San Francisco, CA - Treasure Island Music Festival
10.23.13 - Los Angeles, CA - El Rey
10.25.13 - Asheville, NC - Mountain Oasis Electronic Music Summit

• Tricky:

DJ Rashad to release I Don’t Give A Fuck on Hyperdub

When Ghettophiles released Just A Taste and Grace back in 2011, I was expecting a whole onslaught of DJ Rashad releases, hoping that they could keep up somewhat with Rashad’s prolificacy (at one point, he was making a new track daily). Shit went crazy though with that label, and while his (and DJ Spinn’s and J-Cush’s) Lit City Trax released the towering Welcome to the Chi in 2012, they’ve been relatively quiet on the release front.

Thankfully, Hyperdub is picking up some of the slack. Just a few months ago, the label released the Rollin’ EP, and today they’ve announced that Rashad’s next release, I Don’t Give A Fuck, is out on July 22. Not sure if it’s an EP or LP or single or gummy vagina, but we’ll keep you updated.

In the meantime, check out the title track here and prepare yourself:


I Don’t Give A Fuck is an EP. Here’s the tracklist:

A1 DJ Rashad - I Don’t Give a Fuck
A2 DJ Rashad & DJ Spinn - Brighter Dayz
B1 DJ Rashad & Freshmoon - Everybody
B2 DJ Rashad & DJ Manny - Way I Feel

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Adult Swim Singles 2013: tracks from Andy Stott, Lightning Bolt, Lil B, Marnie Stern, Autre Ne Veut, Kitty, and more reiterate the continued lameness of the Lifetime network

Always have a safe word. About a year ago, I put a stop to the forced sexual intercourse perpetuated by an unnamed cable company, and my other, more gratifying interests have consequently thanked me for it — through a proportional increase in brain capacity and a newfound appreciation for elastic hats. But wait, what about that ~300 channel appeal to my base pleasures? Fond memories do remain, but only for a select few networks, one of which persists not only as a harbinger of utterly fucking absurd programming, but also as a surprising source for worthwhile tunes, originating from, well… somebody over there. Recollection otherwise comes easy. The intermissions may very well have been my first exposure to Flying Lotus.

Lucky for us, and a shout-out to their marketing department for responding accordingly to e-mails in the vein of, “HEY, WHAT WAS THAT SONG THAT PLAYED AT 2:13AM LAST FRIDAY, RIGHT AFTER THE SHOW WITH THE TALKING FRIES???,” Adult Swim has continued their Adult Swim Singles program, a summer offering of at least one track per week from an array of artists surely earning the approval of TMT, and presumably you as well. Last year’s edition featured tracks from Death Grips, Liars, The Field, Com Truise, and others. This year’s edition has to-be-revealed tracks from Andy Stott, Lightning Bolt, Marnie Stern, Captain Murphy feat. Viktor Vaughn, and more, with size aficionados Run The Jewels (El-P & Killer Mike) leading off the series last week with “36” Chain,” and Kitty dropping the Hot Sugar-produced “Barbie Jeep” this morning. Peruse the full the schedule below.

06.10.13 Run the Jewels a.k.a. El-P & Killer Mike
06.17.13 Kitty (prod. by Hot Sugar)
06.24.13 Metz
07.01.13 Dan Deacon
07.08.13 Friendzone (ft. Mykki Blanco)
07.15.13 Autre Ne Veut
07.22.13 Madlib and Freddie Gibbs (ft. Karriem Riggins)
07.29.13 Mac DeMarco
08.08.13 Lightning Bolt
08.12.13 Lil B
08.19.13 Marnie Stern
08.26.13 Captain Murphy (ft. Viktor Vaughn)
09.02.13 Andy Stott
09.09.13 Pig Destroyer
09.16.13 Miguel

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