Handsome Furs to release Sound Kapital, tour North America, bring a mandatory makeout booth for everyone to use

Handsome Furs to release Sound Kapital, tour North America, bring a mandatory makeout booth for everyone to use

I’m going to be honest with you peeps: I really despise flagrant public displays of affection. Like, witnessing it just makes me feel all icky, or I feel like I’m just wasting my time if it’s friends doing it. For example, my friends started making out at the crosswalk the other day, even though the ‘Walk’ sign was on and they could move. I muttered “Losers!” before walking across ahead of them, admittedly pissed and slightly miserable. I guess I despise it because it’s really off that people have to publicly remind everyone that “We’re a couple and in love!” as though it weren’t obvious enough. Makes me think it masks some insecurity about their relationship. (Um, no, don’t have a lover at the moment. Can’t really afford to as a transient, honestly. Why do you ask?)

Handsome Furs, on the other hand, are an exception to my rule. Just look at the above photo. It may be partially staged, but I’ll be damned if that don’t look fucking hot. They just look so confident and sincere, secure as a wife and husband, and so utterly happy with who they are. It’s one of those moments that you either get wet/a boner, and/or you just want to watch forever in awe. It’s been a noted fact that they tend to do this a lot on tour and otherwise. In a way, it subverts the whole ‘couples rock’ stigma that couples are incapable of producing the sexuality that rock music represents. So it’s pretty awesome, I reckon.

Speaking of tours, they will be going on a brief North American tour soon in support of their new album Sound Kapital, out June 14 on Sub Pop. Notably, husband Dan Boeckner joined wife Alexei Perry on the keyboards, making it the first album done entirely on that lovely instrument. (Yes, I’ve been using one lately, why do you ask?) The band continues to promise a high degree of sexuality involved as with previous albums Plague Park and Face Control, especially if the NSFW cover art is any indication. That said, they really should invest in a makeout booth of some sort for the tour, complete with photos and a $2 fee per photo set. I mean, Marnie Stern had the right thing going with a kissing booth, but why direct all that attention to yourself, especially with the risk of creepers, when you could have that love and sensuality spread within the crowd for something far more beautiful?

What About Us Beautiful Losers:

06.18.11 - Toronto, ON - The Garrison *
06.23.11 - London, ON - Call the Office
06.25.11 - Montreal, QC - Cabaret Mile End **
07.03.11 - Des Moines, IA - 80/35 Festival
07.15.11 - Regina, SK - The Exchange
07.17.11 - Saskatoon, SK - Louis’ Pub
07.19.11 - Edmonton, AB - Starlight Room
07.20.11 - Calgary, AB - Republik
07.23.11 - Seattle, WA - Capitol Hill Block Party
07.27.11 - Minneapolis, MN - Triple Rock Social Club
07.28.11 - Milwaukee, WI - Eagles Ballroom
07.29.11 - Chicago, IL - Bottom Lounge
07.30.11 - Detroit, MI - Lager House
08.01.11 - Toronto, ON - Horseshoe Tavern

* NXNE (Idiot Glee, No Gold, Josh Reichmann, Little Girls, Makeout Videotape)
** USA Out Of Vietnam

• Handsome Furs: http://handsomefurs.com
• Sub Pop: http://www.subpop.com

Delicate Steve play ‘Our Concert Could Be Your Life,’ tour, suffer constant “Oh, that new guy?” onslaught

After just one record, Wondervisions (TMT Review), Delicate Steve recently attained the apotheosis of early-20-something stardom when they played a little gig at the Bowery Ballroom on May 22. Nothing too serious — only the hugely debated ‘Our Concert Could Be Your Life’ show, in which Delicate Steve covered the Minutemen (other notable covers: St. Vincent doing Big Black, Dan Deacon doing Butthole Surfers). You know, just another show in which Lee Ranaldo joined them on stage to take on the role of the ‘fucking corndog’ lecturer for “History Lesson Pt. II” — oh, and an appeareance from Tim Harrington (of Les Savy Fav, whoever they are). You know, kid stuff you forget about when you’ve got a steady job at 30 and dinner at 6:00.

Steve Marion, the man behind Luaka Bob-signed Delicate Steve, is like you or me — another guy that makes his money with rich, schizophrenic pop music that runs from Afro-pop to dance-y electro with bouncing electric guitar and maracas. After playing a show like the one at the Bowery, you’d think he might want to rest on his laurels for a while, but you thought wrong. A week later, he played at the Brooklyn Bowl, and beginning in June, he has a slew of tourdates across the country, ending up back in Brooklyn in August for the ‘Celebrate Brooklyn!’ penultimate show in the season. I’m going to go start smoking now and wonder why I didn’t start playing guitar when I was a teenager.

Tourdates:

06.18.11 - Brooklyn, NY - Glasslands (Luaka Bob Mega-Thing) *
07.05.11 - Richmond, VA - The National ^
07.06.11 - Baltimore, MD - Rams Head Live ^
07.07.11 - Akron, OH - Musica
07.08.11 - Cincinnati, OH - MOTR
07.09.11 - Detroit, MI - Royal Oak Music ^
07.11.11 - Chicago, IL - Millennium Park
07.12.11 - Chicago, IL - Empty Bottle
07.13.11 - Minneapolis, MN - Cedar Cultural Center
07.14.11 - Milwaukee, WI - Mad Planet
07.15.11 - Madison, WI - University of Wisconsin @
07.16.11 - Iowa City, IA - Gabe’s Oasis
07.19.11 - Kansas City, MO - The Riot Room %
07.20.11 - Saint Louis, MO - Firebird %
08.04.11 - Providence, RI - Burnside Park (Kennedy Plaza)
08.05.11 - Brooklyn, NY - Celebrate Brooklyn! (Prospect Park Bandstand) ~

* Javelin, The Terror Pigeon Dance Revolt, Bright Moments
^ Cut Copy
@ Battles, Fresh & Onlys
% Free Energy
~ Ra Ra Riot

• Delicate Steve: http://delicatesteve.bandcamp.com
• Luaka Bop: http://luakabop.com

R. ‘reclusive genius’ Stevie Moore brought to the masses via Kickstarter-funded world tour

He’s a favorite of Ariel Pink, Mike Watt, and MGMT. He’s the son of Elvis/Dylan/Quincy Jones backing bassist Bob Moore. He’s released over 400 albums in the four decades he’s been making music. And now underground legend R. Stevie Moore is about to embark on his first-ever tour.

But who is this “national treasure unrecognized in his homeland,” as Rolling Stone so succinctly put it? And how (and why) is he just now going on tour? It’s the Glee effect, isn’t it? Those happy-clappy musical teenagers decided to sing a song off Moore’s 1976 debut Phonography in the middle of their pottery workshop and it was time to cash in. Okay, so that’s not entirely it. Not at all. It’s that other wondrous phenomenon of the early 21st century: Kickstarter.

So. To get back to your first question, R. Stevie Moore is the type of home recording pro who music journalists like to call a ‘reclusive genius.’ He releases work through his own R. Stevie Moore Cassette Club, which he founded in 1981. But recently, like many of us, Mr. Moore fell on some hard times. He moved back to his hometown of Nashville after finding himself dangerously close to being homeless. Once in Nashville, he recorded a new album, Advanced, with the help of funds raised via Kickstarter.

From then on, things started looking up. Moore went to Brooklyn to rehearse with tourmates/backing band Tropical Ooze, and the rest is history! Moore and the Ooze hosted the Culture Shock! Festival at SUNY Purchase and headlined Davis, CA’s Operation: Restore Maximum Freedom Festival, and now they’re about to travel the dusty roads of these United States together before jetting off to Europe later this summer. The tour will be documented by Jon Demiglio for an upcoming film about the Forgotten Wizard of Home Recording.

Dates:

06.01.11 - New York, NY - Kim’s Video and Music (solo)
06.02.11 - New York, NY - Irving Plaza *
06.10.11 - Bordentown, NJ - The Record Collector Store (solo)
06.12.11 - Brooklyn, NY - The Bell House
06.13.11 - Providence, RI - Machines with Magnets
06.14.11 - Boston, MA - Church
06.15.11 - Philadelphia, PA - Johnny Brenda’s
06.16.11 - Baltimore, MD - The Talking Head Club
06.18.11 - Pittsburgh, PA - Modern Formations Gallery
06.19.11 - Detroit, MI - The Magic Stick
06.20.11 - Bloomington, IN - The Bishop
06.22.11 - Chicago, IL - The Empty Bottle
06.23.11 - Milwaukee, WI - The Cactus Club
06.25.11 - Minneapolis, MN - 400 Bar
06.26.11 - Iowa City, IA - Blue Moose Taphouse
06.27.11 - Kansas City, KS - TBA
06.30.11 - Denton, TX - Hailey’s
07.01.11 - Austin, TX - Emo’s Outside
07.02.11 - Little Rock, AR - White Water Tavern
07.03.11 - Memphis, TN - Hi-Tone
07.05.11 - Nashville, TN - Exit/In
07.06.11 - Athens, GA - Farm225
07.07.11 - Asheville, NC - The Grey Eagle
07.08.11 - Raleigh, NC - King’s Barcade
07.09.11 - Greensboro, NC - The Blind Tiger

* Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti

• R. Stevie Moore: http://www.rsteviemoore.com

The Fresh & Onlys only tour west of the Mississippi in respect for their heroes, Lewis and Clark

Always happy to survey the still-unexplored wild country of the US west of the Mississippi, The Fresh & Onlys have announced a tour of the western US in support of their recent Secret Walls EP on Sacred Bones. The band has offered up this official statement: “In reverence and respect to our heroes, Meriwether Lancelot Lewis and William Peabody Clark — Lewis & Clark to the layman — we will be celebrating their great Expedition of the Lousiana Purchase, completed a mere 205 years ago, by performing on a 16-date tour.”

The band goes on to promise that, just like L & C, they will be “canoeing from gig to gig,” “surviving on hunted and foraged food,” and “will only seek directions and advice from local Native Americans and the secret population of French fur-trappers who survive, removed from the progress of society, in Colorado’s hidden Paradise Valley of the Ancients.”

The band has also announced that, following their summer expedition, they will next honor their hero Hulk Hogan by ripping their shirts in unison as they “Hulk Up” amid joyful cheers from their fans.

The Great Expedition of The Louisiana Purchase by The Brave and Honorable Fresh & Onlys:

07.13.11 - Salt Lake City, UT - Urban Lounge
07.14.11 - Denver, CO - Larimer Lounge
07.17.11 - Chicago, IL - Pitchfork Festival
07.18.11 - Minneapolis, MN - 7th Street Entry #
07.19.11 - Fargo, ND - The Aquarium #
07.22.11 - Seattle, WA - Capitol Hill Block Party #
07.23.11 - Vancouver, BC - Electric Owl #
07.24.11 - Bellingham, WA - The Shakedown #
07.25.11 - Portland, OR - Doug Fir #
07.27.11 - Sacramento, CA - Sol Collective #
07.28.11 - Santa Cruz, CA - TBD
07.29.11 - San Francisco, CA - The Independent #
07.30.11 - Big Sur, CA - Fernwood Lodge (Woodsist Festival)
07.31.11 - Big Sur, CA - Henry Miller Library (Woodsist Festival)
08.02.11 - Los Angeles, CA - Echoplex #
08.13.11 - San Francisco, CA - Outside Lands

# Woods

• The Fresh & Onlys: http://www.myspace.com/thefreshonlys
• Sacred Bones: http://www.sacredbonesrecords.com

Musician from the future releases new single as experimental app, possibly consciousness-altering

Is there one reality, or are there perhaps, parallel realities? Are we but cogs in a greater, all-encompassing consciousness? Our greatest thinkers have oft pondered these questions. On many a starlit night, Aristotle would look up to the heavens and ask himself, is the future but a mere dream, mutually evolving in the slumbering, tube-connected minds of say, Throbbing Gristle, the guys who invented the Buddha Machine, and the tiny science-fiction elves working the controls that power Björk’s brain and vocal chords? (There are two different elves; no one elf could operate that much crazyamazingness.)

This was all very confusing to Aristotle, since most of these people/mystical beings had not yet come into existence whilst he was alive, but if ever humankind were to receive a grand signal that the great philosopher’s theory were true, it would be the release of Gwilym Gold’s new single as something called a Bronze App. Gold’s first solo single since leaving the XL-signed band Golden Silvers is called “Flesh Freeze,” and it’s available as a Mac desktop download, with Windows and iPhone versions in the works.

Wired breaks down the Bronze app for those of us who — unlike Mr. Gold — are NOT from the future, detailing how the application was “founded on an algorithm that fluctuates the sections of a song around a waveform.” Which is to say that basically every time you listen to “Flesh Freeze” via Bronze you get A DIFFERENT SONG, with the potential for rearranged lyrics, no drumbeat, or toooootally enhanced drumbeat. THE SONG COULD EVEN START OR END AT A DIFFERENT PLACE THAN THE TIME BEFORE. Whoa. Wrap your head around THAT, mere present-day, non-elf being. The app was invented by Gold (hereby known as The Man from the Future), producer Lexx (Wild Beasts, Björk, possible elf person) and scientists from Goldsmiths University, London.

• Gwilym Gold: http://gwilymgold.com

Odd Future announce series of West Coast riots

Odd Future, who are certainly controversial and definitely young, have announced that, in addition to their already announced gigs in Europe and Australia, they will be spending a little time in California spreading the joy of riots and reveling in the attention they so desperately crave as bored teenagers in America.

Already planning for wave after wave of teenage rebellion and angry GLAAD members, the quiet California towns of Indio, San Diego, Los Angeles, and San Francisco have already boarded their windows and locked up their daughters.

Odd Future, who just completed a set at Spain’s Primavera Sound over the weekend in support of Tyler, The Creator’s recent Goblin (TMT Review), have already taken to Twitter and offered up a series of “artistic and praise-worthy” tweets that attempt to show (falsely) that overly violent and tasteless lyrics about raping women and murdering people is creative. Seriously, it sucks when ICP do it, it sucked when it was all that mainstream rap talked about, and it sucks now. But feel free to buy into the hype at one of the following shows.

Dates:

06.01.11 - Sydney, Australia - Vivid Sydney
06.02.11 - Sydney, Australia - Vivid Sydney
06.03.11 - Melbourne, Australia - Prince of Wales Hotel
06.04.11 - Fortitude Valley, Australia - The Zoo
06.05.11 - Brisbane, Australia - The Hi Fi
06.15.11 - Indio, CA - Indio Performing Arts Center
06.16.11 - San Diego, CA - Epicenter
06.18.11 - Los Angeles, CA - House of Blues
06.21.11 - San Francisco, CA - The Regency
06.30.11 - Werchter, Belgium - Rock Werchter
07.01.11 - Arendal, Netherlands - Hove Festival
07.02.11 - Roskilde, Denmark - Roskilde Festival
07.03.11- Malsaucy, France - Les Eurockéennes
07.08.11- Kinross, UK - T in the Park
07.09.11- Naas, Ireland - Oxegen
07.17 .11 - Chicago, IL - Pitchfork Music Festival
08.06.11 - Los Angeles, CA - HARD Festival
08.13.11 - Osaka, Japan - Summer Sonic
08.14.11 - Tokyo, Japan - Summer Sonic
08.27.11 - Reading, UK - Reading Festival
08.28.11 - Leeds, UK - Leeds Festival
09.08.11 - Isle of Wight, UK - Bestival

• Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All: http://www.oddfuture.com

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