I AM THE AVALANCHE Admit to Mass Poultry Slaughter, Tour without The Stills

I AM THE AVALANCHE... oops, sorry. Caps-lock was on. Anyway, I AM THE AVAL... what the fuck? I AM THE AVALANCHE. Seriously, what's going on here? Oh, oh, oh... I get it... their name is in caps... Well, fuck that noise! Time to boycott this fucking band!! Come on, let's chant loud and proud: BOY-COTT! BOY-COTT! BOY-COTT!!

Anyway, the boycott's over, and I'm here to tell you that I AM THE AVALANCHE are going on tour starting yesterday (I would've sent the story in earlier, but Mr P decided to take an extended break to work on his racial slurs). The group released an eponymous album in late September via Drive-Thru Records. But you knew that because you're a hardcore fan. Right?

11.28.06 - Barrie, Ontario - Foundation #
11.29.06 - London, Ontario - Salt Lounge #
11.30.06 - Ottawa, Ontario - Capitol Music Hall #
12.01.06 - Montreal, Quebec - Le National #
12.02.06 - Toronto, Ontario - The Phoenix #
12.03.06 - Samia, Ontario - Industry Theater #
12.06.06 - Minneapolis, MN - First Avenue $
12.07.06 - Lawrence, KS - Granada Theatre $
12.08.06 - Denver, CO - Ogden Theatre $
12.09.06 - Salt Lake City, UT - In The Venue $
12.10.06 - Boise, ID - The Big Easy $
12.12.06 - Seattle, WA - The Showbox $
12.13.06 - Portland, OR - The Roseland Theatre $
12.14.06 - San Francisco, CA - The Fillmore $
12.15.06 - Los Angeles, CA - House of Blues $
12.16.06 - San Diego, CA - Soma $
12.17.06 - Las Vegas, NV - The Joint $
12.19.06 - Anaheim, CA - House of Blues $
12.20.06 - Anaheim, CA - House of Blues $
12.21.06 - Tempe, AZ - Marquee Theatre $

# with Silverstein, A Wilhelm Scream, The Sleeping
$ with Senses Fail, Saosin, Bleeding Through

In unrelated news, The Stills begin their U.S. tour today. But you knew that because you're a hardcore fan. Right?

11.27.06 - Boston, MA - Paradise
11.28.06 - Philadelphia, PA - World Cafe
11.29.06 - Washington, DC - 9:30 Club
12.01.06 - New York, NY - Bowery Ballroom
12.02.06 - New York, NY - Bowery Ballroom
12.05.06 - Atlanta, GA - The Loft
12.06.06 - St. Petersburg, FL - State Theater
12.08.06 - Miami, FL - Studio A
12.09.06 - Fort Lauderdale, FL - Culture Room
12.10.06 - Orlando, FL - The Club at Firestone
12.11.06 - Jacksonville, FL - Jack Rabbits
12.12.06 - Asheville, NC - The Orange Peel
12.14.06 - Boston, MA - Paradise

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