Die Antwoord announce 2012 tour, lapping up vast pools of nostalgia for the year two thousand and ten
By E. Nagurney on Dec 1 2011
Sometimes I forget that Die Antwoord are real human beings and not simply something the now-sentient internet created for its own shadowy means. See also: Lil B! Still, there are people who claim to have seen Die Antwoord in the flesh. I remain skeptical. Exclaim!, however, appear to be true believers, reporting that Die Antwoord have both US and Australian dates planned for 2012. Look, I’ll be convinced when someone tries to touch them and their hand doesn’t go straight through, all hologram-style.
Supposedly, the interne…Die Antwoord are putting out a new record with the very Die Antwoord title of TEN$ION in 2012. Proof that such a thing will exist lies in the video for new track Fok Julle Naaiers, which I believe translates to “For Julie Newmar.” The video has butterflies and other things.
Die Antwoord dates:
02.09.12 - Philadelphia, PA - Trocadero Theatre
02.10.12 - Boston, MA - Paradise Rock Club
02.11.12 - New York, NY - Irving Plaza
o2.14.12 - Toronto, ON - The Phoenix Concert Theatre
02.19.12 - Vancouver, BC - Commodore Ballroom
02.22.12 - San Francisco, CA - The Regency Ballroom
02.24.12 - Los Angeles, CA - Club Nokia
02.25.12 - Las Vegas, NV - House of Blues
03.03.12 - Bisbane, Australia - Doomben Racecourse (Future Music Festival)
03.04.12 - Perth, Australia - Arena Joondalup (Future Music Festival)
03.10.12 - Sydney, Australia - Royal Randwick Racecourse (Future Music Festival)
03.11.12 - Melbourne, Australia - Flemington Racecourse (Future Music Festival)
03.12.12 - Adelaide, Australia - Ellis Park (Future Music Festival)
• Die Antwoord: http://www.dieantwoord.com
The Flaming Lips announce plans for New Year’s Freakout 5 thing. Also, all that gummy-USB-strobo-fetus-whatever crap is on sale.I’m too tired for exclamation points today.
By Nobodaddy on Dec 1 2011
When you’re on little-to-no sleep, it’s amazing how annoying all of Wayne Coyne’s boundlessly enthusiastic creative energy can be. I just saw his tweet from the other day about The Flaming Lips’ fifth annual New Year’s Freakout thingy with its nine or so exclamation points, and it literally made me wince and reach for my coffee. I mean, I love the guy and all, but can’t a guy just be unexcited about one of these kooky Lips schemes for once? But anyway, yeah, they’re doing two shows this year, December 31 and January 1, at the Bricktown Events Center in Oklahoma City. Oh, and speaking of tiring, they’re bringing Yoko Ono’s Plastic Ono Band with them. According to their publicist, the band is going to “pull out all the stops with MORE of everything” (then there’s an exclamation point at the end of that sentence, but like I said earlier, I’m not typing that). “More confetti, more balloons, massive volume, and maximum weirdness.” God, guys.
Oh, and speaking of obnoxious, there’ll be a bunch of crazy and exclusive merch available at this thing, including: some gummy fetuses that contain a USB drive with three new songs on it that I’m sure are probably loud (“Enthusiasm For Life Defeats Existential Fear Part 2,” “Steven’s Moonbow,” and “Squishy Glass”); some gummy skulls that contain “The Soft Bulletin: Live La Fantastique de Institution 2011”; a “mesmerizing light illusion toy,” The Strobo Trip, which also includes a USB drive with three exclusive tunes (“Butterfly, How Long It Takes To Die,” the six-hour “I Found A Star On The Ground,” and “Evil Minds”); and probably more stuff that’s equally obnoxious to the sleep-deprived. Tickets are $100 per night or $150 for both nights, and each ticket gets you into the afterparty at The Womb (which will feature, according to Coyne, “naked movies,” “paranoid soundscapes,” and Stardeath and White Dwarfs “playing an electric sunrise interpretation of Mahler’s 9th Symphony” so that you can stay awake even fucking longer). The band recommends you get your tickets at this place over here. Whew, alright. Made it to the end of this. Goodnight, everybody. Sorry, Wayne.
• Flaming Lips: http://www.flaminglips.com
• Warner: http://www.warnerbrosrecords.com
Julian Koster announces route for Holiday Caroling tour and, look at that, he made cookies
By E. Nagurney on Nov 30 2011
Mere weeks ago, we here at The Tape (that’s the co0l name for the cool guys and the cool ladies) made mention of Julian Koster, he of Music Tapes/Neutral Milk Hotel/Olivia Tremor Control/Elephant 6 in general fame, planning a holiday caroling tour. He’s done it before and he’ll probably do it again and he’s definitely doing it now. If you just look below, you’ll see the areas Koster is planning to carol in and the days he’s planning on doing that caroling.
“But those are just cities and other geographical areas! How do I know what houses Julian Koster is playing?” I’m telling you how! Just send a message to musictapescaroling2011@gmail.com to get an open house list. While you’re at it, you might as well submit a last minute invitation to have Koster and his caroling buds carol at your house. Koster will be making his way to several houses per night, not all of which are accepting outside guests. But those that are will be listed through an email auto-reply two nights before the singers, both human and saw, show up. So check those emails! Unless you don’t live in one of the areas listed below. Though, really, you should probably be checking your email anyway. It’s 2011.
Julian Koster and Friends caroling route:
11.30.11 - Virginia
12.01.11 - Raleigh/Chapel Hill, NC area
12.02.11 - Charlotte, NC area
12.03.11 - Athens, GA
12.04.11 - Raleigh/Chapel Hill, NC
12.05.11 - NE Virginia/Washington DC area
12.06.11 - Washington, DC
12.07.11 - Eastern Pennsylvania/Philadelphia, PA
12.08.11 - Philadelphia, PA/New York City, NY
12.09.11 - New York City, NY
12.10.11 - Upstate New York/Massachusetts
12.11.11 - Rhode Island/Massachusetts/New England
12.12.11 - Upstate New York/New England
• Music Tapes: http://www.orbitinghumancircus.com
• Merge: http://www.mergerecords.com
Shearwater tour with Sharon Van Etten as a rigorous form of pop therapy
By Brittany Flynn on Nov 30 2011
Shearwater’s baroque pop, as heard on last year’s The Golden Archipelago (TMT Review) on Matador, is coming to get you. If you’ve resisted their epic magnificence thus far, you’re a fool and a coward. You might even want to cast yourself to a far, far, far away archipelago of your own, one that’s lacking in any kind of brilliant exploration of the metaphysical, so you’ll have to figure island life out all by your sad self. If you do not want to suffer these consequences, then perhaps you should check this list of Shearwater’s tourdates. Good luck. Don’t be a jerk.
Tourdates (all w/ Sharon Van Etten):
02.10.12 - Philadelphia, PA - Johnny Brenda’s
02.11.12 - Washington, DC -Black Cat
02.12.12 - Carrboro, NC - Cats Cradle
02.14.12 - Columbus, OH - Wexner Center
02.15.12 - Newport, KY - Southgate House
02.16.12 - Chicago, IL - Lincoln Hall
02.17.12 - Chicago, IL - Lincoln Hall
02.18.12 - Minneapolis, MN - Cedar Cultural Centre
02.21.12 - Toronto ON, Canada - Lee’s Palace
02.22.12 - Montreal, QC - Il Motore
02.23.12 - Boston, MA - Paradise
02.24.12 - Brooklyn, NY - Music Hall of Williamsburg
02.25.12 - New York City, NY - Bowery Ballroom
• Shearwater: http://shearwatermusic.com
• Matador: http://www.matadorrecords.com
• Sharon Van Etten: http://sharonvanetten.com
Tujiko Noriko to brighten up your January with Tyme. x Tujiko release GYU on Editions Mego!
By Ryan A. Detwiler on Nov 30 2011
After four years without a proper solo or collaborative release, Tujiko Noriko has announced a new album with Tatsuya Yamada (going by Tyme. here, but also known as MAS) to be released January 17 on Editions Mego. The duo (going by Tyme. x Tujiko) got together once a year over the course of six years and produced six of the 11 tracks that appear on the new record. After realizing they had some badass music on their hands, they decided they didn’t want to wait another several years before enough had been created to substantiate an album, churned out another five tracks and called the collection GYU.
Mego is suggesting that the new sound is “a gaudy take on J-pop, perhaps?” Based on the snippets of tracks available for preview on SoundCloud (found here, here, and here), that rather nonsensical description might be apt. The tracks bubble along more rapidly than most of Tujiko’s previous output and radiate with a “weird sense of optimism.” It could be just the shot of upbeat sunshine you’ll be craving in mid-January among wicked cold temperatures and broken resolutions.
GYU is an onomatopoeia for a Japanese word that means to hold on to something tightly. Grab a hold of this new release by pre-ordering your copy now! As the press release from Editions Mego clumsily states, “You know you like it really.”
GYU tracklisting:
01. akete, akete
02. gyungyun
03. tropic penguin
04. heart koorasete
05. vacation of god
06. from a spring
07. golden heart
08. ten to sen
09. slow motion
10. unforgettable light
11. world
• Tujiko Noriko: http://www.tujikonoriko.com
• Tatsuya Yamada: http://dubdish.com
• Editions Mego: http://editionsmego.com