Kanye West extends “Yeezus” tour, though fair warning, Yeezus is still kinda hung over from “Chrystmaz”

Kanye West extends "Yeezus" tour, though fair warning, Yeezus is still kinda hung over from "Chrystmaz"

Damn, no time off to rest and recuperate after his recent birthday bash, apparently! This Yeezus character seems like kind of a workaholic, doesn’t he? (Sorry. I shouldn’t blaspheme like that, actually. I don’t wanna get smite-ed or whatever.)

Anyway, after a snafu or two (that he totally coulda controlled but chose not to, I’m sure) delayed the proceedings waaaay back in the halcyon fall of 2013, the divinity's tour of North America rolled on. And now, despite reports of hecklers and half-empty arenas and whatnot up to this point, the thing is rolling on SOME MORE. So, if you’ve got a problem with that, get out of his holy-ass-motherfuckin’ way!

According to FACT, Yeezus will be processing his ass through the East Coast and Canada this February to make up for some of the dates that he canceled last year, and guess what? He expects your blasphemous ass to be in attendance. “Or else what?” you say? Or else he might not boogie down that chimney of yours this year with a boatload of obnoxious and divisive gifts for you and your dumb-ass family, that’s what! Did I mention that Yeezus is better than you in every way? Now shut up and look at the following numbers and letters. You bitch.

Yeezus tour-deezys:

02.13.14 - University Park, PA - Bryce Jordan Center
02.14.14 - Baltimore, MD - Baltimore Arena
02.15.14 - Newark, NJ - Prudential Center
02.17.14 - Montreal, QC - Bell Centre
02.18.14 - Hamilton, ON - Copps Coliseum
02.19.14 - Albany, NY - Times Union Center
02.21.14 - Uncasville, CT - Mohegan Sun Arena
02.22.14 - Atlantic City, NJ - Boardwalk Hall
02.23.14 - Uniondale, NY - Nassau Coliseum

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