Lil B has released a classical album, so feign surprise for the next four minutes and then go on with your life

Lil B has released a classical album, so feign surprise for the next four minutes and then go on with your life

This is a Lil B news story, so everybody prepare to assume appropriate roles. Inevitably, the story is ridiculous. There is no reason to report on normal Lil B releases, as the situation of a Lil B release coming out is considerably more common than the situation of a Lil B release not coming out. With that said, everyone sit down and settle in for something surprising that you don’t quite expect but that you still sort of expect anyway. This is your life now. Alright, we good? Good.

As FACT reports, Lil B is releasing a classical music album. What! Gasp! Shock. I am surprised. Fine, I can’t say I could have ever predicted this, but still, we’re all used to not predicting things anymore, right? Right. Point is, the album is called Choices and Flowers and it’s out now. Technically, it’s not a Lil B album by the strictest sense of the word. It’s actually listed as “The Basedgod” (though Lil B is listed as executive producer), but we all know who the Based God is, so Lil B’s not fooling ANYBODY. Unlike the majority of Lil B releases, Choices and Flowers actually costs money. Maybe that’s just how this totally separate entity The Basedgod rolls, though! Anyway, you can give iTunes money for the record right here.

Choices and Flowers tracklist:

01. Made the Right Choice
02. Lessons from the Wind
03. Walking Through Berkeley
04. My Mistakes
05. New York I’m Home
06. Where Are You Going
07. Lost in the Sky of Love
08. Save the Animals
09. Happy to Live
10. What Came First Are We Alive
11. Tokyo
12. Tribute to Lil B
13. At the Zoo With Mom
14. Dreams Are Real
15. Exhale With Love in Your Chest
16. Wooden Hotel
17. Welcome to America

• Lil B: http://www.basedworld.com

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