Morrissey’s hair announces rescheduled US tourdates with Morrissey

Morrissey's hair announces rescheduled US tourdates with Morrissey

If you’re like me, it’s probably difficult to remember anything that happened to you prior to, say, last Thursday or so, or something that didn’t happen in simultaneity with your consumption of a McDonald’s CBO sandwich. (By the way, is your left arm all tingly too? It’s making it kind of difficult to type.) Well, in that case, you’d better pull out a couple of those bad boys right now, because I have a couple of delicious beefy news patties to lay on you that you’re probably going to want to remember come 2013.

I’ll start by reminding you about how Morrissey announced late last month that he had to postpone his entire US tour in order to be with his mother in the hospital. Okay, still with me? How’s that ooey, gooey lava pool of ultrapasteurized processed cheese product? Good. Now then, it seems that the man is being true to his word, as the Morrissey fansite True to You has revealed not only a juicy list of steam-grilled make-up dates, but also the addition of a whole pound of caramelized new dates! Oh the hickory-smoked news-iness of it all! I don’t know about you, but I just want to sop it up with a sesame seed-studded bread pillow. The new dates start in January, and I swear I’ll post them just as soon as my vision clears up.

Morrissey tour:

01.09.13 - Long Island, NY - Tilles Center for the Performing Arts
01.11.13 - Brooklyn, NY - Brooklyn Academy of Music
01.12.13 - Atlantic City, NJ - House of Blues Atlantic City
01.16.13 - North Bethesda, MD - Strathmore
01.18.13 - Reading, PA - Sovereign Performing Arts Center
01.19.13 - Port Chester, NY - Capitol Theatre
01.21.13 - Pittsburgh, PA - Heinz Hall
01.22.13 - Columbus, OH - LC Indoor Pavilion
01.24.13 - Flint, MI - The Whiting
01.25.13 - Minneapolis, MN - Orpheum Theater
01.26.13 - Chicago, IL - Chicago Theater
01.28.13 - Asheville, NC - Orange Peel
01.29.13 - Nashville, TN - Ryman Auditorium
01.31.13 - Atlanta, GA - Cobb Energy Center for the Performing Arts
02.02.13 - Lawrence, KS - Liberty Hall
02.05.13 - Clear Lake, IA - Surf Ballroom
02.06.13 - Lincoln, NE - Rococo Theatre
02.09.13 - Las Vegas, NV - The Chelsea at The Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas
02.10.13 - Phoenix, AZ - Marquee Theatre
02.12.13 - El Paso, TX - Tricky Falls
02.13.13 - Austin, TX - Austin Music Hall
02.15.13 - Pharr, TX - Pharr Events Center
02.16.13 - Beaumont, TX - Jefferson Theater
02.18.13 - Dallas, TX - Palladium
02.21.13 - Denver, CO - Temple Hoyne Buell Theatre
02.22.13 - Salt Lake City, UT - Kingsbury Hall
02.24.13 - San Francisco, CA - Davies Symphony Hall
03.01.13 - Los Angeles, CA - Staples Center
03.02.13 - Sparks, NV - John Ascuaga’s Nugget - Rose Ballroom
03.04.13 - Davis, CA - Robert Mondavi Center at UC Davis
03.06.13 - Seattle, WA - Moore Theatre
03.08.13 - Portland, OR - Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall

• Morrissey: http://www.itsmorrisseysworld.com

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