Morrissey’s hair announces rescheduled US tourdates with Morrissey

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If you’re like me, it’s probably difficult to remember anything that happened to you prior to, say, last Thursday or so, or something that didn’t happen in simultaneity with your consumption of a McDonald’s CBO sandwich. (By the way, is your left arm all tingly too? It’s making it kind of difficult to type.) Well, in that case, you’d better pull out a couple of those bad boys right now, because I have a couple of delicious beefy news patties to lay on you that you’re probably going to want to remember come 2013.

I’ll start by reminding you about how Morrissey announced late last month that he had to postpone his entire US tour in order to be with his mother in the hospital. Okay, still with me? How’s that ooey, gooey lava pool of ultrapasteurized processed cheese product? Good. Now then, it seems that the man is being true to his word, as the Morrissey fansite True to You has revealed not only a juicy list of steam-grilled make-up dates, but also the addition of a whole pound of caramelized new dates! Oh the hickory-smoked news-iness of it all! I don’t know about you, but I just want to sop it up with a sesame seed-studded bread pillow. The new dates start in January, and I swear I’ll post them just as soon as my vision clears up.

Morrissey tour:

01.09.13 - Long Island, NY - Tilles Center for the Performing Arts
01.11.13 - Brooklyn, NY - Brooklyn Academy of Music
01.12.13 - Atlantic City, NJ - House of Blues Atlantic City
01.16.13 - North Bethesda, MD - Strathmore
01.18.13 - Reading, PA - Sovereign Performing Arts Center
01.19.13 - Port Chester, NY - Capitol Theatre
01.21.13 - Pittsburgh, PA - Heinz Hall
01.22.13 - Columbus, OH - LC Indoor Pavilion
01.24.13 - Flint, MI - The Whiting
01.25.13 - Minneapolis, MN - Orpheum Theater
01.26.13 - Chicago, IL - Chicago Theater
01.28.13 - Asheville, NC - Orange Peel
01.29.13 - Nashville, TN - Ryman Auditorium
01.31.13 - Atlanta, GA - Cobb Energy Center for the Performing Arts
02.02.13 - Lawrence, KS - Liberty Hall
02.05.13 - Clear Lake, IA - Surf Ballroom
02.06.13 - Lincoln, NE - Rococo Theatre
02.09.13 - Las Vegas, NV - The Chelsea at The Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas
02.10.13 - Phoenix, AZ - Marquee Theatre
02.12.13 - El Paso, TX - Tricky Falls
02.13.13 - Austin, TX - Austin Music Hall
02.15.13 - Pharr, TX - Pharr Events Center
02.16.13 - Beaumont, TX - Jefferson Theater
02.18.13 - Dallas, TX - Palladium
02.21.13 - Denver, CO - Temple Hoyne Buell Theatre
02.22.13 - Salt Lake City, UT - Kingsbury Hall
02.24.13 - San Francisco, CA - Davies Symphony Hall
03.01.13 - Los Angeles, CA - Staples Center
03.02.13 - Sparks, NV - John Ascuaga’s Nugget - Rose Ballroom
03.04.13 - Davis, CA - Robert Mondavi Center at UC Davis
03.06.13 - Seattle, WA - Moore Theatre
03.08.13 - Portland, OR - Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall

• Morrissey: http://www.itsmorrisseysworld.com

RIP: John Napier of Ethyl Meatplow

From Pitchfork:

John Napier of the early 1990s alternative band Ethyl Meatplow has died, according to his former bandmate Carla Bozulich. “It was drugs that got John,” Bozulich wrote.

In addition to a handful of singles, Ethyl Meatplow only released one full-length album: Happy Days, Sweetheart in 1993. The band gained notoriety for their sexually explicit lyrics and nudity-filled live shows. While he was in the band, Napier was often referred to as “Wee Wee”.

After Ethyl Meatplow, Napier started the label Basura! and headed another band, Buccinator. According to Bozulich, he received degrees in social work.

• Ethyl Meatplow: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethyl_Meatplow

Colin Stetson and Mats Gustafsson provide saxual healing through Stones release via Rune Gramophone

Saxamaphoooooone. Saxamaphooooooooooone. The immortal words of Homer J. Simpson (circa 1995) have been echoing in my mind for the last couple hours, and it’s not just because I’ve spent an absurd amount of time watching classic Simpsons lately. No, but seriously, why hasn’t the show been cancelled yet? Given the genius on display during its former years, the newer seasons (whose horribleness I’m convinced of, despite my relative unfamiliarity) only serve to tarnish its reputation. Attention: narcissistic show writers, as well as the network heads at Fox — put the damn show out of its misery already!

Back to saxamaphones. Last Friday, saxophonists Colin Stetson (of Arcade Fire and New History Warfare Vol. 2: Judges fame) and Mats Gustafsson (The Thing, Fire!) released Stones, courtesy of Rune Grammofon in Europe. The album’s four tracks were recorded live at the 2011 Vancouver Jazz Festival, during which Stetson and Gustafsson (figuratively) fused their powerful lungs and improvisational minds for a performance that was, reportedly, wholly synergistic. As Gustafsson recalled, “It was completely magic. All was there, the communication, the interaction, the music, the mystery…” Bands can claim a unique degree of musical cohesion all they want, but when two talented saxophonists do the same, I’d say that’s particularly noteworthy. Expectations prior to listening: high.

Stones is out now in Europe and is slated for North American release on January 8, 2013.

Stones tracklisting:

01. Stones That Rest Heavily
02. Stones That Can Only Be
03. Stones That Need Not
04. Stones That Only Have

• Colin Stetson: http://colinstetson.com
• Mats Gustafsson: http://matsgus.com
• Rune Grammofon: http://www.runegrammofon.com

RIP: Major Harris of The Delfonics

From The Huffington Post:

Former Delfonics singer Major Harris died on Friday (Nov. 9) in Richmond. He was 65 years old.

The R&B, soul singer left the Delfonics in 1974 to go solo and record his hit 1975 song “Love Won’t Let Me Wait.” Before making a name for himself with the Delfonics in the early ’70s, Harris was a member of several groups including The Teenagers and Nat Turner’s Rebellion.

• Major Harris: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_Harris_(singer)
• The Delfonics: http://www.aaeg.com/delfonics

Kraftwerk perform each of their eight studios albums in their entirety, during eight heavenly Düsseldorfian nights

Sure, when Shakespeare coined the phrase “what dreams may come,” he was talking about the afterlife, not how mindblowingly awesome it would be if Kraftwerk were to perform all eight of their studio albums in their entirety. But surely that’s because Kraftwerk didn’t yet exist. Because afterlife, schmafterlife — surely this is as close as many of us will ever get to heaven, right?

This spring, Kraftwerk was invited to do the residency thing at MoMA in New York, an event with the unGoogleable name 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8. At this time, the group first unveiled the “performing an entire studio album every night for eight nights” concept. Naturally that ish sold out faster than [I was going to insert a joke about wacko politicians here, but nah, everybody’s sick of that crap. You’re welcome.] And for those who missed this Kraftwerkstravaganza the first time around or for those who just can’t get enough of Düsseldorf, Germany, the robots have announced another eight-night journey into MAGIC, hosted by their historic hometown.

The event takes place at the Kunstsammlung Nordrhein-Westfalen Museum from January 11-13 and 16-20. (The break in between is so God has some time to judge sinners. Hey, even in heaven, work doesn’t do itself.) 3D visualizations are promised, as are an additional bonus helping of tracks from the band’s back catalogue at each performance. The schedule is as follows:

Jan 11 Autobahn (1974)
Jan 12 Radio-Aktivität (1975)
Jan 13 Trans-Europe Express (1977)
Jan 16 Die Mensch-Maschine (1978)
Jan 17 Computerwelt (1981)
Jan 18 Techno Pop (1986)
Jan 19 The Mix (1991)
Jan 20 Tour de France Soundtracks (2003)

• Kraftwerk: http://www.kraftwerk.com

Sacred Bones host five-year-anniversary shindig in the Mojave, featuring Zola Jesus, Psychic Ills, and more

Most fifth birthdays follow a formula: piñata, ice cream, and, if you’re wealthy/out of touch, a creepy clown or dude who makes balloon animals. But Sacred Bones ain’t the balloon-animal makin’ kind — hell no. The Brooklyn-based label, home to Zola Jesus, Psychic Ills, Blank Dogs, and many more, are doin’ it up big, their own way. On December 21, the label is taking the whole operation to the desert — specifically, Pappy & Harriet’s in historic Pioneertown, CA — to celebrate its five-year anniversary with a hootenanny on the very same day the Mayans decided the world would end or new consciousness would be born or whatever. Although the always mysterious “special guests” are promised, Zola Jesus, Wymond Miles, Cult of Youth, Psychic Ills, Pop 1280, and Lust for Youth will all be rockin’ the desert.

Tickets, available here, are a mere $30 for the most black-clad shindig to ever hit this former Old West movie set-turned town. Mosey on over to SPIN or clicky-clicky the player below to hear a six-track sampler of the artists who’ll be melting your face off as the new consciousness ascends.

• Sacred Bones: http://www.sacredbonesrecords.com