Here at DA TAPE, we give it to you straight. So here it is: there’s not a ton to this story. FACT reports that Oneohtrix Point Never (or Daniel Lopatin for all you humans out there) and Hudson Mohawke (or Ross Birchard for the aforementioned humans) are working together. On what, though? Hey good question: the only information thus far consists of this picture and this picture and that’s it. My analysis is that this collaboration involves a keyboard of some variety and will be inspired by gummy snacks.
The rest of this story will consist of my Oneohtrix Point Never/Hudson Mohawke fan fiction.
Hudson Mohawke entered the recording studio. He felt really good. He was there at the recording studio to record with his good friend, Daniel “Oneohtrix Point Never” Lopatin. When he walked in, he saw Daniel sitting on the studio couch. He was dropping some Haribo brand gummy bears into his mouth, chewing with relish.
ONEOHTRIX POINT NEVER: Hey Hudson. Want some bears?
Hudson did want some bears. He wanted the bears badly and he wasn’t afraid to let Oneohtrix know.
HUDSON MOHAWKE: Yeah, I’d love some bears. Toss them here.
Oneohtrix did toss the bears to Mohawke. Grabbing them mid-flight, Ross (that’s Hudson Mohawke’s real name) immediately poured a few of the firm yet soft treats into his mouth. The taste was like an ambrosia. Hudson smiled and looked at his friend.
HUDSON MOHAWKE: You’re my best friend.
ONEOHTRIX POINT NEVER: You’re my best friend, too.
E. NAGURNEY: You’re both my best friends.