It’s only been about six months since Rick Ross put out his last record, the awesomely-titled, not-as-awesome-sounding God Forgives, I Don’t. Rick Ross is a man living his life in the fast lane, though, so it’s about time for him to announce a new album. Maybach Music. As Consequence of Sound reports, his next album will be called Mastermind and will be out later in 2013.
How do I know this? Am I one of Rick Ross’s close confidantes? Maybach Music. No, no, no, the answer is simpler than that. I just watched the album’s trailer, which you can view below. I learned a lot from that video, though none of those things really had anything to do with the album itself. But from what I can tell, Rick Ross has an enormous amount of money, which he uses to purchase mansions, jewelry, and baby mountain lions. Maybach Music. Sometimes beautiful, scantily clad women and Rick Ross hang out together. Rick Ross owns albums by Michael Jackson, Marvin Gaye, and Curtis Mayfield, along with many magazines that feature Rick Ross on the cover. The video cuts between the classic albums and the magazine covers, perhaps in an effort to say something that nobody else is trying to say.