Sleigh Bells announce new album Bitter Rivals, share new title track, detail new tour dates; you know, all that new-album-cycle crap

Sleigh Bells announce new album Bitter Rivals, share new title track, detail new tour dates; you know, all that new-album-cycle crap

Ah, autumn: the perfect time of year for loud bangs, giddy shrieks, and the sweet sounds of your audiophile friends complaining about “overstressed compressors” or whatever. In other words, ‘tis the season for a new offering from Sleigh Bells, the world’s premier hyper-real bubble-gum metal non-band!

According to a press release I didn’t write but read most of, the adorably hardcore duo of Alexis Krauss and Derek Miller are fixin’ to release their third album (and follow-up to last-year’s Reign of Terror) on October 8 via the Mom + Pop label.

What does it sound like? Well, let me answer that question by saying all this stuff instead: it’s called Bitter Rivals and was produced by Derek Miller and mixed by Andrew Dawson (Yeezus, Wolf, Watch the Throne, 4, and Teflon Don). It’s also available for pre-order as I type this, and the title track can be downloaded via iTunes right now. But then again, why download something when you can just watch the embedded video (directed by the band in collaboration with The Creators Project) of that something here at good ol’ Tiny Mix Tapes dot com? That’s what I’d do. Especially if I wasn’t all that unsure about what the new Sleigh Bells could possibly sound like.

Bitter Rivals tracklisting:

01. Bitter Rivals
02. Sugarcane
03. Minnie
04. Sing Like a Wire
05. Young Legends
06. Tiger Kit
07. You Don’t Get Me Twice
08. To Hell With You
09. 24
10. Love Sick

OH SHIT, THERE’S ALSO A TOUR (guess I should have read that whole article after all):

10.04.13 - Pittsburgh, PA - Mr. Smalls
10.10.13 - Vancouver, BC - Commodore *
10.11.13 - Portland, OR - Roseland *
10.12.13 - Seattle, WA - Showbox at Market *
10.15.13 - Santa Ana, CA - Observatory *
10.18.13 - Los Angeles, CA - El Rey *
10.20.13 - San Francisco, CA - Treasure Island Music Festival
10.22.13 - Salt Lake City, UT - The Grand *
10.23.13 - Denver, CO - Bluebird *
10.25.13 - Tulsa, OK - Cain’s Ballroom *
10.26.13 - Dallas, TX - Granada Theater *
10.27.13 - Austin, TX - Stubb’s *
10.29.13 - Atlanta, GA - Center Stage *
10.30.13 - Jacksonville, FL - Freebird Live *
11.01.13 - St. Petesburg, FL - State Theatre *
11.02.13 - Fort Lauderdale, FL - Culture Room *
11.04.13 - Orlando, FL - Firestone *
11.05.13 - Athens, GA - Georgia Theatre
11.06.13 - Raleigh, NC - Lincoln Theatre *
11.08.13 - Nashville, TN - Marathon Music Works *
11.09.13 - Columbus, OH - Newport *
11.10.13 - Chicago, IL - Metro *
11.12.13 - Detroit, MI - St. Andrews *
11.13.13 - Toronto, Ontario - Phoenix *
11.14.13 - Buffalo, NY - Town Ballroom *
11.16.13 - Boston, MA - Royale *
11.17.13 - Albany, NY - Upstate Concert Hall *
11.19.13 - Washington, DC - Upstate Concert Hall *
11.20.13 - Philadelphia, PA - Union Transfer *
11.22.13 - New York, NY - Terminal 5 +

* Doldrums
+ Danny Brown

• Sleigh Bells:
• Mom + Pop:

Mount Eerie announces new record of auto-tuned songs in desperate pop move

We all love Mount Eerie. This isn’t conjecture, this is fact. As per Tiny Mix Tapes’ advanced coding, any who feel less than love and adoration toward Mount Eerie are booted from the site upon entry, their browser redirecting to a website about baskets. Web 2.0 and all that. But as much as we all love Mount Eerie, Phil Elverum and his band aren’t exactly heating up the pop charts. Fairly certain the group’s highest charting single (“Through the Trees”) only made it to #98. If Elverum ever wants to be the pop star we all know he can be, drastic moves are needed.

And here’s that drastic move itself: a new LP called Pre-Human Ideas. While the songs on Pre-Human Ideas aren’t new — they’re all pulled from last year’s Clear Moon and Ocean Roar — but, buddy, the attitude sure is. Gone are those old-fashioned analog recordings, in are computer-recorded tracks with new sets of lyrics and digitally garbled synthetic vocals. Just like the kids of today love! These songs started as digitally recorded versions meant to teach Mount Eerie touring lineups the tracks, but Elverum knew these tracks were just TOO DAMN HOT. Listen to future Billboard #1 “Lone Bell” now, before you hear it blaring from every passing car:

While this plan seems foolproof to send Mount Eerie to the top of the pops, there is one little quirk. For some reason, Phil Elverum is choosing to release these HOT POP TRACKS only on vinyl, which, as you may have noticed, is not the preferred format for the average pop listener. On the other hand, the two different vinyl versions being offered both have teen idol Elverum’s face on them, so they should move some units. Yum! On that note, Mount Eerie will also be playing a handful of shows with fellow pop dreamboat Bonnie “Prince” Billy this very week. Too dreamy!

Pre-Human Ideas tracklist:

01. Organs (from Pale Lights)
02. No Inside, No Out
03. I Say “No”
04. The Hidden Stone
05. The Place Lives
06. The Place I Live
07. Lone Bell
08. House Shape
09. Clear Moon
10. Yawning Sky
11. Ocean Roar
12. Organs (from the Place Lives)

Mount Eerie dates (all w/ Bonnie “Prince” Billy):

09.04.13 - Yakima, WA - The Seasons
09.05-06.13 - Portland, OR - Aladdin Theater
09.07.13 - Seattle, WA - Neptune Theater

• Mount Eerie:

New Vatican Shadow LP slated for October; Dominick Fernow has not slept for years, eats only once a month

It’s been a big year for music: David Bowie decided to poke his head out after a decade of absence, new Oneohtrix Point Never is on the horizon as is new Tim Hecker,JAY Z and Kanye did, um, stuff, Ben Frost has gifted the world with a spate of new material, and now Dominick Fernow has finally slipped up and revealed that he is not human. It’s the only logical conclusion when one realizes that he’s been all over Europe having an unprecedented number of tour dates, yet still finds the time to keep the blood flowing for both Hospital Productions and Bed of Nails. Just the other week a new Rainforest Spiritual Enslavement landed, and, here’s a little secret children: that’s Mr. Fernow’s handiwork as well.

But the final nail in this coffin is the news (via The Quietus) of a new Vatican Shadow LP on the way. Eight new tracks of militant religious industrial ready to crank the gears of your brain back into motion. How is this flurry of activity possible for a human to accomplish? It’s not: Dominick Fernow is from the future, a far-flung evolutionary descendant of humankind sent back through time to teach us the meaning of love (and hate) and melt our ears. He does not need sleep, only takes sustenance when he truly desires it, and breathes twice a week — at exactly midnight on Wednesday and Sunday. He definitely still has sex, though; even future-people need to get their freak on. And what kind of lame evolutionary descendants wouldn’t keep mashing their bits together for fun?

So expect that later today the scientific community will be in an uproar over time travel and the future of humanity. But for the root of these discoveries, you’ll have to scurry out and buy Remember Your Black Day when it pops out October 21. All your questions will be answered, the future of humanity will be made cleared, and if you play it backwards there are hidden sex tips from the future that would make Cosmo writers blush.

Remember Your Black Day tracklisting:

01. Circumstances Quickly Became Questioned
02. Tonight Saddam Walks Amidst Ruins
03. Muscle Hijacker Tribal Affiliation
04. Contractor Corpses Hung Over the Euphrates River
05. Enter Paradise
06. Remember Your Black Day
07. Not the Son of the Desert Storm, but the Child of Chechnya
08. Jet Fumes Above the Reflecting Pool

• Hospital Productions:

Zola Jesus unveils international tour dates, music video for “Fall Back;” Fat Joe reportedly unperturbed

It’s been nearly two weeks since the official release of Zola Jesus’s latest full-length on Sacred Bones, Versions, which means it’s terribly passé for me to mention the aptness of the album’s title, given that 9/10 tracks have been previously released, albeit without the exposing influence of Australian composer and producer J.G. Thirlwell. Let it be known… a delayed music-listening schedule has prevented me from experiencing the entirety of Versions (and also from accepting that MC Hammer pants are, in fact, no longer fashionable), but for the sake of this article, the new video for the track “Fall Back” has just received a viewing and… yes. That’s definitely a music video. One that, according to NPR, was “inspired by the Japanese filmmaker Hiroshi Teshigahara, architect Frank Lloyd Wright and Soviet-era Yugoslavian monuments.” The silent and condemnable passing of the original MTV has hindered my enthusiasm for this type of media, I guess.

Meanwhile, the track itself is pretty enjoyable, and considering its wholly new status (1/10), thoughts about Nika Danilova’s next LP bring much hope for the masterpiece that has so far eluded us, despite extremely promising hints. In the meantime, this fall, international tour dates will have her, alongside a string quartet, performing the entirety of Versions. Live versions of Versions. Haw.


09.12.13 - Philadelphia, PA- International House
09.13.13 - Boston, MA - Institute Contemporary Art Boston
09.14.13 - Brooklyn, NY - Our Lady of Lebanon Cathedral
09.22.13 - Saint Paul, MN - St. Paul Chamber Orchestra
09.26.13 - San Francisco, CA- Palace of Fine Arts
09.27.13 - Hollywood, CA - Masonic Lodge at Hollywood Forever Cemetery (early show sold out)
09.28.13 - Seattle, WA- The Triple Door
10.03.13 - London, UK - Tabernacle
10.04.13 - Paris, France- Café de la Danse
10.05.13 - Berlin, Germany - Hau1
10.24.13 - Chicago, IL - Garfield Park Conservatory
10.25.13 - Washington, DC - Hirshhorn Museum
10.26.13 - Asheville, NC - Mountain Oasis Festival

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• Sacred Bones:

Northern Spy’s third annual Spy Music Fest circumvents an international incident through the addition of Greg Saunier and Sean Lennon to the lineup

In early August you’ll recall that we met in a smoky back room to discuss Northern Spy’s third annual Spy Music Fest. Right, well the intel has changed, so listen up. I don’t want you going off into the field all half-cocked and causing an international incident. Most of the intel’s still good: the event’s still happening on September 7-8 and it’ll still feature acts like Loren Connors, Seaven Teares, & Diamond Terrifier. The tech is still sourced from those cutie-pies downstairs, Tiny Mix Tapes, and refreshments are coming from Sixpoint Brewery. Keep your wits about you when you imbibe, though. I had a pretty little thing in a long black dress spike my drink once when I was out in the field and I was beset by hallucinations of our founding fathers all winged and snarling for six days following.

Two major things have changed, though. First off, Thurston Moore and John Moloney won’t be in attendance as Caught on Tape on September 8. Called off on some top-secret need-to-know operation, I imagine. I can only speculate, but I’ll bet Moore’s got his American-flag dagger hilt-deep in the gut of some sonofabitch dictator somewhere. In their place, the crack team of Mystical Weapons have been called in. If you’d have read the briefing, you’d know that Mystical Weapons are Sean Lennon and Greg Saunier of Deerhoof. They’re basically the MacGyvers of improvisation, able to jam their way out of even the most dire spot. I say this as a high compliment even though I’m sure you know as well as I do that the MacGyver television program gave its viewers a hardly realistic impression or our profession. Lennon and Saunier will be joined by the projections of frequent-collaborator Martha Colburn.

The second major piece of intel that’s changed is the addition of a late Friday night festival pre-party on September 6. You know how the president rides in a motorcade so the terrorists won’t know which car he’s in? Same deal here. More performances, harder for double agents to sabotage. The pre-party will see performances from Swindella (a member of Cloud Nothings) and Colin L. Orchestra (from The USA Is a Monster). The deep-cover cross-dressing comedian Sticky Greg’ll host and root out any funny business, and Shanmations will DJ. The party will be at The Grand Victory in Brooklyn, and entry is $5 unless you’ve either got your service weapon or a festival pass on you, in which case it’s free. Pick up your tickets here so you don’t get caught out in the field with your pants down. Good luck out there, and godspeed.

Spy Music Fest lineup:

Saturday, September 7 at Spectrum (121 Ludlow)
7:00 - Driphouse
7:50 - Diamond Terrifier
8:40 - Loren Connors & Suzanne Langille
9:30 - ODO (FORMA)
10:20 - Charles Gayle Trio

Sunday, September 8 at 285 Kent
7:00 - PC Worship
7:45 - Ava Luna
8:30 - Seaven Teares
9:15 - NYMPH
10:00 - Mystical Weapons (Sean Lennon & Greg Saunier)
10:45 - Chris Forsyth & The Solar Motel Band
11:30 - Aa (a.k.a. Big A Little a)

• Northern Spy:
• Spy Music Festival 2013:

Pixies drop new four-track EP, available now on band’s mildly enhanced web destination

Surprise: Pixies have figured out how to use the internet and have dropped a surprise post-Labor Day gift for you: a brand new four-track EP, titled EP-1! The EP is brand new and features four new tracks, announced just as Labor Day was ending. It’s as if the band had suddenly figured out how to use the internet to drop a gift for you. Surprise! LOL! SMH! FML!

The EP is available now on the band’s website digitally and as a limited-edition 12-inch (+ human cloth-coverer) for $50,000. Listen to one of its tracks, “Indie Cindy,” right here:

EP-1 tracklist:

01. Andro Queen
02. Another Toe In The Ocean
03. Indie Cindy
04. What Goes Boom


09.09.13 - Los Angeles, CA - El Rey Theatre
09.10.13 - Los Angeles, CA - El Rey Theatre
09.11.13 - Los Angeles, CA - El Rey Theatre
09.12.13 - Los Angeles, CA - Mayan Theatre
09.15.13 - Chicago, IL - Riot Fest
09.17.13 - New York, NY - Bowery Ballroom
09.18.13 - New York, NY - Bowery Ballroom
09.19.13 - New York, NY - Music Hall of Williamsburg
09.20.13 - New York, NY - Bowery Ballroom
09.25.13 - London, UK - iTunes Festival
09.29.13 - Paris, FR - Olympia
09.30.13 - Paris, FR - Olympia
10.02.13 - Brussels, BE - Ancienne Belgique
10.03.13 - Brussels, BE - Ancienne Belgique
10.05.13 - Amsterdam, NL - Paradiso
10.06.13 - Amsterdam, NL - Paradiso
10.08.13 - Berlin, DE - Huxleys
10.09.13 - Berlin, DE - Huxleys
10.10.13 - Prague, CZ - Lucerna Music Hall
11.01.13 - Vienna, AT - Gasometer
11.02.13 - Geneva, CH - Thonex
11.04.13 - Milan, IT - Alcatraz
11.05.13 - Toulouse, FR - Le Phare
11.07.13 - Madrid, ES - La Riviera
11.08.13 - Madrid, ES - La Riviera
11.09.13 - Lisbon, PT - Coliseum
11.11.13 - Luxembourg, LU- Rockhal
11.13.13 - Copenhagen, DK - Falkoner
11.14.13 - Oslo, NO - Sentrum Scene
11.15.13 - Stockholm, SE - Munchen Brewery
11.18.13 - Dublin, IR - Olympia
11.19.13 - Dublin, IR - Olympia
11.21.13 - Manchester, UK - Apollo
11.22.13 - Glasgow, UK - Barrowland
11.24.13 - London, UK - Hammersmith Apollo
11.25.13 - London, UK - Hammersmith Apollo

• Pixies: