It’s been a year since SoundCloud set up shop in NYC. Working day in and day out like tiny little gnomes, they’ve used their magical gnome powers and grown their team to a whopping 20 gnomes, but they won’t stop there. No, they won’t stop there. They will likely double in size before the end of the year!
So, all that being said, it was probably a good idea to move into some respectable, schwanky-ass digs, as they continue to assert their relevance in the otherwise befuddled world of music streaming services. “We are far from the Ramen noodle-eating days of our youth,” we imagine CBO Jeff Toig said at the meeting where they all decided to pack up their Macs and move into the real world like big adults. We wonder how much of their $60 milli dolla-dolla-bill-y’all reported that the office is located at 5th Avenue between 17th and 18th. Click that link to see some extra drool-worthy real estate pr0n. We imagine the kitchen cabinets are filled with gnome-friendly foodstuffs, such as unsalted flax seeds, dried kelp, and apricots.
P.S. - Dear SoundCloud, do you have an orange couch? And… can we crash on it?
• SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com
