The Residents offer $100,000 box set to fans who are looking to mortgage their house

The Residents offer $100,000 box set to fans who are looking to mortgage their house

Do you have $100,000 handy? Do you really, and I mean really like The Residents? If yes, then there’s good news, as The Residents are celebrating the 40th anniversary of their first release: the 1972 “Santa Dog” 7-inch, with a 100+ piece box set.

The package is set to include first pressings of over 40 LPs, 50 CDs, a few dozen 7-inch singles, EPs, CD-ROMs, DVDs, and videos, as well as a bobble-head doll and a genuine Residents eyeball mask. Oh, and did I mention it’s all packaged in a fully functional 28 cu. ft. refrigerator? No? Well, it is.

In the infomercial below, you can see Residents “front man” “Randy” dish out the details in a rather convincing sales pitch. If you answered “no” to my opening question, “Randy” suggests selling a kidney, smashing open some penny jars, or having a bake sale to get the scratch for the set, as this is a limited time offer, there are only 10 of these sets available, and the set is going on sale on their website December 25.

In addition to that, there is also a one-of-a-kind mystery box also set to go on sale this Christmas. What’s in the box? “Randy” isn’t saying, so you better find $5 mill quick.

If you can’t afford either of these sets and are unwilling to take out a second mortgage on your house but need a Residents fix, they’ll be on tour in January so keep your eyes peeled for upcoming dates.

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Sun Kil Moon & The Album Leaf work together on new album, learn the importance of friendship

What dangers lurk in the ocean, menacing the intrepid seafarer? Well, the Bermuda Triangle, for starters — that’s a real scary one. Garbage islands: those are both disgusting and disturbing. And let’s not forget sexy mermaids who lure sailors to their death. (Sexy threats are THE WORST.) But perhaps the worst threat to our brave men and women at sea (both literally and figuratively) is the Quiet Storm. And now, in recognition of this fact, two masters of the quiet storm, Sun Kil Moon and The Album Leaf, have teamed up for a new record called, aptly, Perils from the Sea.

The pairing’s debut collaboration came about when Mark Kozelek of Sun Kil Moon asked multi-instrumentalist Jimmy LaValle of The Album Leaf to write a song together. That track blossomed into “What Happened to My Brother,” and the duo was like, “Whoa, this working together thing is cool. Let’s create a whole album together! We learned so much about sharing today, didn’t we, boys and girls?” “Yes,” said Kozelek. “We sure did,” said LaValle, “buddy.” Then they hugged. The learning experience that is Sun Kil Moon and The Album Leaf will play their first concert together at Holland’s UE Festival on May 11, before journeying over to merry olde England for a May 13 date at Shepherd’s Bush Empire. Perils from the Sea washes into stores on May 14 via Caldo Verde Records.

Perils from the Sea tracklisting:

01. What Happened to My Brother
02. 1936
03. Gustavo
04. You Missed My Heart
05. Caroline
06. Baby in Death Can I Rest Next to Your Grave
07. By the Time That I Awoke
08. Ceiling Gazing
09. Here Come More Perils from the Sea
10. He Always Felt Like Dancing
11. Somehow the Wonder of Life Prevails


05.11.13 - Dordecht, Holland - UE Festival
05.13.13 - London, UK - Shepherd’s Bush Empire

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SoundCloud “Next” upgrade leaves Beta behind, giving us something to write December music news about!

Hey! Stop paying attention to all of those holiday Apple ads and spicy cookie smells and invitations to slack off at work and all that stuff and LISTEN TO ME tell you about some intangible tech thing that’s happening.

Did that work? Is anyone here? Just you and me? Well fuck, I dunno. You might care about this sort of thing, right? So okay, here we go. As Hypebot reports, the newly redesigned and majorly upgraded “Next SoundCloud” officially launched yesterday (December 6, 2012, Gregorian Jesus Calendar), leaving behind its cozy, private beta-version shelter for the wide, cruel world of all ignorant “device” users at large. That’s right, DJ-ToWhomItMayConcern, it’s now the one and only platform for all SoundCloud users! And, oh shit, you’ll never guess what? This re-engineered platform shit “increases engagement more than 30% over the previous version,” allowing users to enjoy such impressive-sounding predicate nominatives as “reposts,” “updated mobile search,” and “UX updates on both iOS and Android.” So you’d better damn well enjoy them, whatever they mean! Oh. Wait. Shut up. Here’s what they mean:

— A new “Explore” page, improved search, related sounds suggestions, a “Continuous Play” feature, enhanced Facebook integration stuff, a feature called “Sets” that allows you curate sounds you like into one single waveform, reposts for more obnoxious sharing, and real-time notifications of all that obnoxious sharing.

Wow. Hey, are you still here? Arg. Probably not. Well, whatever. I’m late for my train to the airport anyway. Umm, here’s some last minute facts before I’m out the door for the year: SoundCloud creators now post 10+ hours of music and audio every single minute! Holy shit! Also, they now reach over 180 million people — 8% of the entire internet population — every single month! (Even December, maybe! So long, reader…)

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RIP: Sarah Kirsch, formerly known as Mike Kirsch, of Pinhead Gunpowder (with Billie Joe Armstrong), Fuel

From Green Day:

Sarah Kirsch, was an important figure and driving force in the ’90s Bay Area punk scene and beyond. She continues to be an important part of our community, our culture, our music scene, and many of our lives.

Even if you don’t recognize this name, you probably know Sarah. She has been a huge part of the punk/radical community for decades as Mike Kirsch (Fuel,Sawhorse, Pinhead Gunpowder, John Henry West,Torches To Rome, Bread And Circuits, Please Inform The Captain This Is A Hijack, Baader Brains,Mothercountry Motherfuckers, etc.). She not too long ago came out as a proud trans-woman, and almost immediately was confronted with these terrible health problems

Sadly, Sarah passed away on December 5th.

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Kraftwerk super psyched about impending royal baby, bring their residency to London’s Tate Modern

In honor of Kate Middleton’s baby bump (what isn’t, am I right?) Kraftwerk are bringing their epic CATALOGUE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 residency to London’s Tate Modern. After all what could be a better commentary on the impending arrival of the good ol’ royal stork than a bunch of electronic music swirling its way through the grand, sorta dystopian-lookin’ Turbine Hall of the Tate? You know, sometimes a giant box of bubblegum cigars just ain’t gonna cut it.

In reality, of course, Kraftwerk are actually coming to London to spread music (because they’re a band), art (because it’s in an art museum), and love (because one of the shows is on Valentine’s Day). The Teutonic hippie robots will be doing the same sort of thing as their eight-night residency at New York’s MoMA earlier in the year, and, as previously reported, will be performing each of their albums in their hometown of Düsseldorf, Germany this January. Tickets for the Tate Modern events are £60 and go on sale next week. Dates and their corresponding albums are listed below.

02.06.13 - Autobahn (1974)
02.07.13 - Radio-Aktivität (1975)
02.08.13 - Trans-Europe Express (1977)
02.09.13 - Die Mensch-Maschine (1978)
02.11.13 - Computerwelt (1981)
02.12.13 - Techno Pop (1986)
02.13.13 - The Mix (1991)
02.14.13 - Tour de France Soundtracks (2003)

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[Photo: Ian Witlen]

Devendra Banhart perks up his fluttery voice, announces new full-length album Mala

Devendra Banhart’s foray into the soul-crushing world of major record labels must’ve left him a bit shell-shocked, because since the release of What Will Be (TMT Review) in 2009, courtesy of Warner Bros, he’s been mostly, but not entirely, missing in action — popping up now and again for both short-lived collaborations and abbreviated (in my personal experience) live performances. He opened for Swans in Los Angeles about a year-and-a-half ago, and if I recall correctly, illness prevented him from exceeding the 20-minute mark. Or maybe, just maybe… he was symbolically expressing how sick he was of all the suits representing him! I’ve been reading too many novels lately.

2013 will see the formal return of that Spanish-speaking folk musician. On an as-yet unspecified date, Banhart will be releasing Mala on Nonesuch. He and bandmate Noah Georgeson produced the album, and that’s about it as far as details go at the moment. Stay tuned!

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