First of all: insider information suggests that Thee Silver Mt. Zion Orchestra have once again changed their name. Though it has not yet been confirmed by the group, sources claim that the band’s new name can only be pronounced in a long-forgotten tongue and even if you possessed the knowledge to speak it, reciting the unholy words to completion would take three natural lifetimes. For brevity, though, you can just call them A Thee Silver Mt. Zion Orchestra And Tra-La-La Band With Choir, A Silver Chair Resuscitation Gone To The Holy City Jerusalem As The Sky Fills With Paladin’s Fire. Or, for further brevity, ATSMZOTBCSCRGHCJSFPF.
Last of all: Thee Silver Mt. Zion Orchestra […] are going on a spring tour through the US and Canada. They’ll be playing songs off their very, very new album Fuck Off Get Free We Pour Light On Everything (TMT Review). The end.
Thee Silver Mt. Zion dates:
04.06.14 - Cambridge, MA - Middle East Downstairs
04.07.14 - New York, NY - Bowery Ballroom
04.08.14 - Brooklyn, NY - Union Pool
04.09.14 - Brooklyn, NY - Union Pool
04.10.14 - Baltimore, MD - Ottobar
04.11.14 - Washington, DC - Black Cat
04.12.14 - Philadelphia, PA - Union Transfer
04.13.14 - Carrboro, NC - Cats Cradle
04.15.14 - Athens, GA - 40 Watt Club
04.17.14 - Louisville, KY - Headliners Music Hall
04.18.14 - Nashville, TN - Exit In
04.19.14 - Birmingham, AL - Bottletree
04.20.14 - New Orleans, LA - Gasa Gasa
04.22.14 - Austin, TX - The Mohawk
04.24.14 - Tucson, AZ - Club Congress
04.25.14 - San Diego, CA - Casbah
04.27.14 - Los Angeles, CA - Echoplex
04.28.14 - San Francisco, CA - Great American Music Hall
04.30.14 - Portland, OR - Mississippi Studios
05.01.14 - Seattle, WA - The Crocodile
05.02.14 - Vancouver, BC - The Rio Theatre
05.04.14 - Calgary, AC - The Republik
05.05.14 - Saskatoon, SK - Vangelis Tavern
05.06.14 - Winnipeg, MB - Union Sound Hall
05.07.14 - Saint Paul, MN - Turf Club
05.08.14 - Chicago, IL - Lincoln Hall
05.09.14 - Pontiac, MI - Crofoot Ballroom (Pike Room)
05.10.14 - Millvale, PA - Mr. Smalls Theatre
• Thee Silver Mt. Zion Orchestra: http://www.tra-la-la-band.com
• Constellation: http://cstrecords.com
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