Mix Tapes

walking around barefoot

Awkward Songs To Listen To In The Car With My Mother

songs to play eight hours of dungeons and dragons

I have a bad habit of falling in love with nerds.

songs for having an orgasm in art class

time signatures that are not 4/4, 3/4, or 6/8. hooray for offbeat dancing!

songs to search for colleges to

songs about how you probably shouldn't trust me because I'm using you for sex

I have an asshole friend

Songs for making pinky promises to.

songs to rub in the noses of nerdy audiophiles with $10000 turntables.