Anthony Pateras to release Errors of the Human Body on Editions Mego; flatulence reportedly not an inspiration [News Article]

Sub Pop signs Seattle's Poor Moon, reaffirming the existence of their own gravitational pull [News Article]

Peaking Lights to tour the UK in June; Peking Lights content with remaining obscure in China [News Article]

Orcas (Benoît Pioulard and The Sight Below) to release self-titled debut album alongside free sampling of chinook salmon [News Article]

Flying Lotus to live score Heaven and Earth Magic for the second time; as if a giant animated fish making out with a dog isn't weird enough without an accompaniment [News Article]

Kraftwerk announce belated Hannukah celebrations — an eight-night retrospective at New York's Museum of Modern Art [News Article]

Machinedrum, Om Unit, and Leonardo DiCaprio form Dream Continuum for Planet Mu [News Article]

Lotus Plaza to release Spooky Action at a Distance on Kranky, receives belated credit towards physics degree [News Article]

Black to Comm to release Earth from its universal (and cinematic) confines via De Stijl [News Article]

Keiji Haino, Jim O'Rourke, and Oren Ambarchi continue their endless traverse of the frequency range with Imikuzushi [News Article]

Steve Reich composing Radiohead-inspired piece — first person to use the word "remix" gets injured [News Article]

Swans release limited edition two-disc live album, which consequently sells out faster than the speed of our typing [News Article]

The Books write their epilogue (and other literary metaphors) [News Article]

Jonny Greenwood and Krzysztof Penderecki to release joint album in March — a match made in frighteningly dissonant heaven [News Article]

Clark preps Iradelphic for April release — an homage to the neglected people of Iradelphia [News Article]

Underworld release A Collection and 1992 - 2012 Anthology; in other words: almost every-thing, every-thing, every-thing [News Article]

The Minimal Wave Tapes: Volume Two to receive February release via Stones Throw, alongside free copies of Sartre's Being and Nothingness [News Article]

Venetian Snares to perform quality assurance on your cochleas with Fool the Detector [News Article]

Grouper to showcase Violet Replacement across Europe, offering unbridled sedation for the price of a concert ticket [News Article]

Mount Eerie and Earth celebrate their geographical proximity by touring as far away from the Pacific Northwest as possible (but together) [News Article]