Great Valley

Lizards of Camelot

[LP; Feeding Tube]

Zach Phillips’ participation was a dead giveaway, but I still didn’t anticipate how much bear-hug love I’d have for the special vinyl ‘tour’ version of Lizards in Camelot (the tape having dropped on NNA previously). I’d even go so far as to say the progression of the tracks that inhabit Side A form one of the best sides of music I’d heard in, hell, what seems like a long, long time (maybe since that Big French record?). And it’s not that other audio hasn’t measured up necessarily, it’s more that Great Valley are hitting a spot in my brain I didn’t know existed. They’re not hitting it once, either; they’re zoning in on that shit and pounding it until my endorphin receptors feel like they’ve been sucking in hard drugs all day. It’s not a healthy process but it’s healthier than the alternative (not feeling the bliss in the first place), and it beats listening to the refried junk that seems to land in my Inbox every day. Lord, look at me! I haven’t even properly introduced you! Great Valley is essentially the duo of Peter Nichols and Jo Miller-Gamble, along with a rotating cast of Vermont weirdos. While Lizards of Camelot carries with it the weirdness we’ve come to expect from that corner of the country, Great Valley aren’t content to just weird you out. They also want to dazzle you with their mellow melodies and wrap their synth ribbons around your head… And the guitars, oh the guitars! “Lakey Lady” is so lovably loopy you’ll almost be beside yourself with glee when you first turn it on, and that’s coming from a guy who shoves aural delights into his ear 17 hours a day. I’ve pitched outsiders to you in the past (Carey Mercer, Zach Hill, Tonstartssbandht) and that turned out well for everyone, right? Good, so we’re agreed: You’ll plug this sucker in and let its hot air fill your body, then WHOOSH!!! You’ll fly around the room like a balloon with its mouthpiece just a lil’ bit open. Less than a hundred copies of this left from the source so move yr ass, pilgrim.

Links: Feeding Tube

Problems That Fix Themselves

Which Is Worse

[LP; Already Dead]

I didn’t realize how programmed I was to expect certain things from certain aesthetics until this record came in the mail. Problems That Fix Themselves? Probably a post-emo band. Then the record spins and… while that clarifies the experience a bit, I’m still not sure exactly where these guys are at. It could be a slight identity crisis, or it could be a misdiagnosis on my part. In any event Which is Worse turned out to be a refreshing record that, as I alluded to above, dodged my expectations from start to finish. Both sides of the LP follow a similar pattern: Drone, drone, drone yr boat, gently down the stream, then start flippin’ the formula like electronic flapjacks, from several of the ‘DM’s to ambient to violent sound-drilling to some almost Anticon-ish (circa Odd Nosdam) shit. I’m all for it, too. I’m sure someday PTFT will settle into a nice, green genre pasture and have a permanent picnic (prove me wrong fellas; prove me WRONG!); until then, why not adjust to the needs of today’s eclectic experimental listener? In fact, the detour into noise on the flip is one of the best sections of Which is Worse, oscillating and dive-bombing into tubs of black electric guck. For those about to never, ever rock (but roll a shitload), Problems That Fix Themselves salute you.

Links: Problems That Fix Themselves

Various Suspects

MPLS MMXIV: Minneapolis Noise Circa 2014

[3xCS; Fuck Mountain]

I’m well into my thirties, and as such am finally growing used to being victim/rare beneficiary of cyclical underground fashion. While I’ve adjusted to some of life’s disappointments in the face of fashion and “progress”, there are still some things I can’t not mourn: videlicet, the dearth of solid noise comps in the post-internet era, let alone anything approaching the scattershot weirdo brilliance of, say, Hanson’s Labyrinths and Jokes or something from the Bananafish extended family (I glance over at my old copy of the Patchouli and Echoes double CDR and shed a tear for times past.. has it really been over a decade?). Ever since micro-genre codifying became something other than a joke (or at least, other than an intentional one), it’s been really hard to get freak stragglers together in a way that might resonate outside of one dude’s basement, and the popular adoption of the cassette format amongst pizza punx and twee-ners has made it even harder to separate wheat from chaff. As such, I feel that we need solid comps more than ever.

Bless, then, Minneapolis and the Fuck Mountain label, who have assembled a triple cassette (!) compendium of fucked moves from their own backyard (probably literally, in some cases, as I understand that Fuck Mountain was a house venue until recently). I was honestly expecting a largely harsh/wall noise affair (I’ve had some… experiences), which I wasn’t sure I wanted to sit through, but F.M. have cast the net significantly further afield, deigning to include everything from the rainbow-blanket drones of HACK to the unpredictable idiosyncrasy of (personal long-time fave) Growth Spert, making room along the way for the “heterophobic” power electronics of Straight Panic and some classic-style industrial anxiety from Dead Actress, among a couple dozen more. In what might be a nod to the medium’s last golden age, once-ubiquitous veteran gnarlers/comp-contributors Cock E.S.P. even make a brief appearance.

The sequencing is A+ here, never giving you enough time to get bored with one version of brain-wiping electronic goop. It goes every which way but bland, and while it doesn’t reinvent the noise comp wheel, it rolls it admirably. Maybe noise isn’t over, after all.

Links: Fuck Mountain

Jam Money

Blowing Stones

[LP; Spillage Fete]

The cover of Blowing Stones came ripped on top, but it wasn’t until the moment needle hit vinyl that I found out why. The music from Jam Money’s odd pop consortium was desperately pushing outward. Its long journey across the Atlantic made it antsy. It bubbles from note one, ready to unleash a torrent of minimally conceived but blissfully rich tunes into your ears. It rips at the fabric of convention, playing both sides of a music detente: of course we can be coy and quiet, but we also like loud and aggressive. And it’s often a combative affair occurring in the same song (“Gauzy Wing”) where the deliberate pace of isolated contemplation is hurried along with forceful pulls at the nag’s reins. I feel as if this is not new information, even if you’ve never heard Jam Money. The cover tells its story: a large swatch of white canvas, barely touched. But those moments when an impression is made, the brushstrokes bleed into blotches of vivid color; little ideas that are collected as they come. Inspiration literally drawn as it hits. Blowing Stones is more art project than musical composition, which is why it bursts forth from its paper sleeve with such power. It does not care for art as a concept but as an action. So I wonder if that rip – which I will lovingly stare at with each listen – as some sort of psychic tear I caused because it was my anticipation for Blowing Stones guiding it feverishly to my doorstep.

Links: Spillage Fete

James Fella

Weak Left Input

[LP; Gilgongo]

It would be reductive to suggest the tape scene as a sort of training ground for eventual full-battle vinyl, but the trend of pressing formerly cassette-only releases onto wax continues unabated. From my experience, the process also works toward a thinning-out of the herd. If your CS48 sucks, it will disappear forever as it should once its 50-copy run manages to sell out; if it’s something special, there’s a decent chance a guy with a beard somewhere will pick it up and take it to a pressing plant. Or maybe you’ll do it yourself, like James Fella’s Gilgongo Records did when Weak Left Input sold out a few tape runs (I believe a CD also came out at some point last year, earlier than the vinyl version). It’s only logical to assume that success on one platform will lead to more plaudits on another, and so the format wars rage on, the listener a true benefactor. Weak Left Input fits the profile of a sturdy dronoise cassette, but its features emerge more highly defined on vinyl, the bass bobbing deeper underground and the treble snapping harder. The flipside (forgive me to skipping straight to it) in particular barks a lot more menacingly too, stacked with pitch-bent globs of guitar plucks (real high or low on the neck maybe? I can’t guarantee the veracity of this assumption) and several noise signifiers fighting with one another. It all retreats soon, leading you to believe it’s time to drift off into space, then SNAP>>>>>>>}{<<<<<<<<< BANG, NOISE-BREAK FOOL!!! Albeit in another dimension, buffalo grunts sucked into a solar vortex, accompanying us on our descent to a calm, forgiving heaven that won’t churn our bowels to sawdust; at least that’s what we’ve been promised. Was it worth it? Again, YES.

Links: James Fella - Gilgongo

Insect Factory


[CS; Found Tapes]

Found Tapes is off to a pretty auspicious start with their first three tapes, each of them uniquely packaged and presented. This Insect Factory cassette (their third release) comes in a hand-painted clear Norelco that’s just really a pretty thing to look at. Although I wouldn’t have needed another reason to pop in some new music by my favorite effects pedal knob-twister working today, the alluring sky-blue swishes are a nice added bonus. On the A-side of Mind, Jeff Barsky is about as dark as I’ve ever heard him, summoning a tempestuous passage through a series of beating disharmonic pulses divided up by short periods of stark silence; a series of musical parables that seem to threaten and grow with intensity at each semicolon. As the tape moves its way along, the clouds lighten and eventually clear, making room for those minute textural inflections to lightly poke at your brain with microscopic electric shocks, waking up the imagination to the beautiful views afforded to the airborne as a soaring lead guitar eventually tears its way across the drones, like a trail of exhaust left behind a jet’s trajectory. There’s definitely some familiar Insect Factory happening on this tape, but about half of the release sees Barsky moving in a new direction, exploring notions of space and darker moods with the same sort of expert control over dynamics and pacing we’ve come to expect.

Links: Insect Factory - Found Tapes


Medicinal Circuits

[CS; Digitalis]

At one time I would be what you would have called an enhancement smoker. Those days are long gone and I didn’t become Jon Stewart. I had experiences that were far more memorable than they ever intended to be. I’m certain it’s where I learned to be an attentive listener. I’m also certain that it made me buy Norah Jones’ first LP. And a host of forgettable CDs from mid-90s bands I wish I could forget. And I think a random DJ mix in South Carolina at a college bar. Anyway, as a rather sober individual with a family and responsibilities, wzrdryAV is my latest enhancement endeavor. I don’t come to this conclusion just based on the title of Medicinal Circuits and frankly, I tried my damnedest not to mention drugs of any kind. But kind is what this cassette is, so ripe with complex flavors and contemplative washes that Tommy Chong would be too baked before the first side was through. In fact, listening to it again while hiding in my bathroom and aiming the speakers out of the window with dryer sheets stuffed in the door jambs, I think it’s a safe bet that maybe I need to put Medicinal Circuits down and hope wzrdryAV opens a methadone clinic soon.

Links: Digitalis

Hunted Creatures

Mogollon Rim

[CS; Dynamo Sound Collective]

In an effort to peek as far into the dense fog of this tape by Pittsburgh trio Hunted Creatures, I did what any self-respecting Cerberus cassette reviewer might: I Wiki’d some shit. The word “Mogollon,” according to the all-knowing Gods of Information, may refer to any of the following: Anthropology, Cryptozoology, Geography, Music, People. How convenient, because I think I can hear just about all of those things when making my way through this spooky labyrinth of sound. Indeed, the Mogollon Rim is firstly a place somewhere in Arizona, marked by its topographical features and meager forests of pine. It’s also said to be the stomping ground of a creature called the Mogollon Monster, a rarely spotted mythic bi-pedal beast that stands 7 feet tall and has a habit for threatening boy scout troop leaders with clubs. And like a good campfire ghost story as told by a drunken elder, Mogollon Rim is an album rife with mystery and suspense told with a wobbly footing that nonetheless feels experienced and entirely sure of itself. Taking on a multitude of suspicious and ambiguous shapes and scales, plodding rhythms that have oddly arrhythmic constructs, swirling ambient textures that sway from ear-to-ear, and carefully timed background textures, Hunted Creatures magnify their music’s environmental scope in vivid 3D, providing a set of varied harmonic material that manages a coherent thematic plot and narrative throughout it’s mostly-improvised method. Reportedly the final entry in Dynamo Sound Collective’s catalog, Mogollon Rim is a fascinating and engrossing space that feels as though it’s full of what I can only describe as a tangible emptiness. I know that makes little to no sense, but just go with it.

Links: Hunted Creatures - Dynamo Sound Collective

Buck Gooter

The Spider’s Eyes

[LP; Feeding Tube / Sophomore Lounge]

I keep committing myself to a nice sit-down with Buck Gooter and I’ll be dipped if I don’t drop out of my end of the bargain over and over out of sheer fear. You never really know with this kinda dude; his music is a banana-up-the-butt experience that leaves one sore and stymied. And yearning. For more. Or not? Fuck I don’t even know if I can guarantee you’ll want to take the journey a second time. I remember thinking Landed were real hard years ago and now they sound like they should be accompanying a ballet recital. (That would actually be really, really cool; we’ll talk.) The most effective element of The Spider’s Eyes might be the drum-machine beats when they get all slow and churn-y, permeating dread and sweating bass. Or at least those choices make more sense to me than, say, the cock-rock riffage I’m soaking in right now (“A to Z,” to be precise). Fuck that. Let’s get back into the squelch, baby! “Sex With a Hornet’s Next”? Now we’re talking! People are always sayin’ rockers never have a sense of humor any more, and, well, allow me: Seeeeex with a hornet’s nest / You’ll probably die / But you’re tougher than the rest. Good. We’re also back to the churnin’ and burnin’ with “Eat My Isolation” and… again, I just don’t know, brother. This might be terrible, and I’m convinced that’s the whole point of this Buck Gooter bastard. FUCK this guy. He might just be the lovechild of Eddie Pepitone (yes, that’s a comedian) and Ed Schrader’s Music Beat. Need I say more? Listen to Side B all the way through before you give up on this one though. That’s where the gold is, and I’m nothing if not an audio pirate. ARGH, ya fucks! (Damn, a lot of swears in this one; time to grow up, guy.)

Links: Feeding Tube / Sophomore Lounge

Moss Lime

July First

[CS; Fixture]

Wallflowers get ready to fall in love. People who like hearing the reverse worm hole of New Zealand pop surfacing in North America get ready for a thrill. Moss Lime come instruments prolifically un-blazed. Minimal and sparse, July First is clean in its angularity. Notes are crisp, the production spare but with a tinge of home brewing. The post-ennui fits so well on a cassette that I can’t help but feel transported to those early childhood memories of Walkman listens alone in the dark after bedtime. But rather than sneaking listens to more pop contemporaries, I feel like I’m discovering something. It’s not just the mix of French and English lyrics (though I’m a sucker for it) but the choice of odd tempos and halting rhythms. Though I can place its myriad influences, it is unstuck from all of them. But it is a solitary discovery. Don’t foist this on an unprepared group. It’s truly a do-it-yourself discovery. Then play it for a single friend in the car. Let it unravel thusly. Before you know it, New Zealand will be rushing to bastardize Moss Lime.

Links: Moss Lime - Fixture

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