Are We Boyfriend & Girlfriend or Not?

I'd be much more inclined to be your boyfriend if you were a Trending
Topic on Twitter.

01. The Buzzcocks - "Ever Fallen In Love?" (Singles Going Steady)

02. Lick The Tins - "Can't Help Falling In Love" (Some Kind Of
Wonderful Soundtrack)

03. Fugazi - "Do You Like Me" (Red Medicine)

04. Third Eye Blind - "Faster" (Out Of The Vein)

05. Mineral - "Slower" (The Power Of Failing)

06. Kid Kilowatt - "Rushing To Relax" (Guitar Method)

07. The Wedding Present - "This Boy Can Wait" (NME C86)

08. Pretenders - "The Wait" (Pretenders )

09. Seaweed - "Go Your Own Way" (Clerks Soundtrack)

10. Texas Is The Reason - "If It's Here When We Get Back" (Texas Is
The Reason EP)

11. Walking Concert - "What Does Your Heart Say?" (Run To Be Born)

12. Hot Snakes - "Why Does It Hurt?" (Suicide Invoice)

13. Seven Storey - "Dress Rehearsal" (Dividing By Zero)

14. Feelies - "Loveless Love" (Crazy Rhythms)

15. Shiner - "Too Much Of Not Enough" (Starless)

16. The Draft - "Stop Wastin' My Time" (Digital - EP)

17. Engine Down - "The Offer Of Something" (Under The Pretense Of Present Tense)

18. Monorchid - "What We Need Is More Than This" (Who Put Out The Fire)

19. PJ Harvey - "This Mess We're In" (Stories From The City, Stories
From The Sea)

20. Knapsack - "Steeper Than We Thought" (Day Three Of My New Life)

21. Pavement - "Two States" (Slanted & Enchanted)

22. Hoover - "Pretender" (The Lurid Traversal of Route 7)

23. The Replacements - "Unsatisfied" (Let It Be)

Moving into your first apartment

01. Shift - "Starting Over" (Get In)

02. Seaweed - "What Are We Taking?" (Actions and Indications)

03. Jawbreaker - "Pack It Up" (Bivouac)

04. Elliott - "Suitcase and Atoms" (U.S. Songs)

05. Death Cab For Cutie - "Why You'd Want To Live Here" (The Photo Album)

06. Chavez - "New Room" (Ride The Fader)

07. Quicksand - "Dine Alone" (Slip)

08. Giant Drag - "Pretty Little Neighbor" (Hearts And Unicorns)

09. Samiam - "Home Sweet Home" (Samiam / Texas Is The Reason - Your
Choice Live Series Split)

10. Desaparecidos - "The Happiest Place on Earth" (Read Music Speak Spanish)

Fuck you, I don't need a hall pass

01. Mötley Crüe - "Smoking in the Boys Room" (Theater of Pain)
02. Sebadoh - "Smoke a Bowl" (III)
03. Smashing Pumpkins - "Fuck You (An ode To No One)" (Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness)
04. Sonic Youth - "Teen Age Riot" (Daydream Nation)
05. Black Lips - "Bad Kids" (Good Bad Not Evil)
06. Animal Collective - "College" (Sung Tongs)
07. Fuck Buttons - "Colours Move" (Street Horrrsing)
08. M83 - "We Own the Sky" (Saturdays=Youth)
09. Boards of Canada - "Smokes Quantity" (Music Has The Right To Children)

Something for the asshole who keeps putting Arcade Fire on the mix tapes, to show him/her better mus

I hate Arcade Fire too. These bands deserve/deserved to be bigger than them.

01. Deerhoof - "The Perfect Me" (Friend Opportunity)

02. Torche - "Grenades" (Meanderthal)

03. Lightning Bolt - "Mohawkwindmill" (Hypermagic Mountain)

04. No Age - "Boy Void" (Weirdo Rippers)

05. Comets On Fire - "Lucifer's Memory" (Avatar)

06. These Arms Are Snakes - "Prince Squid" (Tail Swallower and Dove)

07. Awesome Color - "Come and Dance" (Electric Aborigines)

08. Harvey Milk - "Motown" (Life...The Best Game In Town)

09. Future Of The Left - "The Lord Hates A Coward" (Curses)

10. Mika Miko - "Business Cats" (C.Y.S.L.A.B.F.)

11. Deerhunter - "Saved By Old Times" (Microcastle)

12. Coalesce - "The Plot Against My Love" (Ox)

Corny makes me uncomfortable, but I love you

Not conventional love songs, but not filled with typical wannabe indie-rock bullshit irony. Just good and simple. A personal favorite is Bishop Allen's "Corazon," a love song to a piano.

01. The Walkmen - "Canadian Girl" (You & Me)
02. Grizzly Bear - "I Live With You" (Veckatimest)
03. Ben Sollee - "Prettiest Tree On The Mountain" (Learning to Bend)
04. We Are Scientists - "After Hours" (Brain Thrust Mystery)
05. Pomegranates - "In The Kitchen" (Everything Is Alive)
06. The Acorn & Ohbijou - "Steep (Steep)" (The Acorn + Ohbijou)
07. Harlem Shakes - "Natural Man" (Technicolor Health)
08. Someone Still Loves You, Boris Yeltsin - "HEERS" (Perishing)
09. Blind Pilot - "3 Rounds And A Sound" (3 Rounds And A Sound)
10. Born Ruffians - "Hedonistic Me" (Red, Yellow & Blue)
11. Say Hi To Your Mom - "These Fangs" (Impeccable Blahs)
12. Arthur & Yu - "1000 Words" (In Camera)
13. Bishop Allen - "Corazon" (The Broken String)
13. Fleet Foxes - "Your Protector" (Fleet Foxes)

I'm secretly having sex with my best friend's girlfriend, which is wrong, I know, but I just can't s

01. Bumblebeez - "Freak Ya Loneliness" (Prince Umberto and the Sister of Ill)

02. The Thermals - "A Stare Like Yours" (F****n A)

03. The Black Keys - "Your Touch" (Magic Potion)

04. The White Stripes - "Hypnotize" (Elephant)

05. Death From Above 1979 - "Sexy Results" (You're A Woman, I'm A Machine)

06. Japandroids - "Heart Sweats" (Post-Nothing)

07. Morningwood - "Take Off Your Clothes" (Morningwood)

08. Say Anything - "Alive With the Glory of Love" (...Is a Real Boy)

09. Led Zeppelin - "I Can't Quit You Baby" (Led Zeppelin I)

10. Does It Offend You, Yeah? - "Let's Make Out" (You Have No Idea What You're Getting Yourself Into)

11. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - "Kiss Kiss" (IS IS – EP)

12. Wolfmother - "Woman" (Wolfmother)

Songs that won't drive me crazy when I'm massaging my clients.

01. Jochem Paap - "Mbnt-Plng" (Vrs-Mbnt-Pcs 9598)
02. Aphex Twin - "Untitled (Track 01)" (Selected Ambient works Vol. 2, Disc 1)
03. Vangelis - "Wait For Me" (Blade Runner Soundtrack)
04. Pete Namlook and Ritchie Hawtin - "Silent Intelligence Part V" (From Within 3)
05. Tetsu Inoue and Jonah Sharp - "Morphing Cloud" (Electro Harmonix)
06. Jochem Paap - "Dx-Synth" - (Vrs-Mbnt-Pcs 9598)
07. Pete Namlook - "Schmooze" - (4Voice III)

"Tiny Mix Tapes Never Makes Me A Mix" Blues

01. Discovery - "Swing Tree" (LP)
02. Little Joy - "Brand New Start" (Little Joy)
03. Dirty Projectors - "Stillness is the Move" (Bitte Orca)
04. Electric Six - "Dance Pattern" (I Shall Exterminate Everything Around Me That Restricts Me From Being The Master)
05. Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin - "Think I Wanna Die" (Perishing)
06. Blind Pilot - "The Story I Heard" (3 Rounds and a Sound)

Beautiful Songs by Girls with Beautiful Voices NOT about Love or Heartbreak

01. The Bird and the Bee - "Polite Dance Song" (Please Clap Your Hands – EP)

02. Carina Round - "Into My Blood" (The Disconnection)

03. The Duke Spirit - "The Step and the Walk" (Neptune)

04. Feist - "Sea Lion Woman" (The Reminder)

05. Janelle Monae - "Sincerely, Jane" (Metropolis: The Chase Suite)

06. Joanna Newsom - "The Book of Right-On" (The Milk-Eyed Mender)

07. Regina Spektor - "Wallet" (Far)

08. Sia - "Soon We'll Be Found" (Some People Have Real Problems)

09. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - "Little Shadow" (It's Blitz!)

10. Bat for Lashes - "Daniel" (Two Suns)

Compiled by: mome rath
01. Kate Rusby – "Village Green Preservation Society" (Awkward Annie)
02. ADELE – "Hometown Glory" (Hometown Glory – EP)
03. Amy MacDonald – "This Is the Life" (This Is the Life)
04. Ani DiFranco – "Red Letter Year" (Red Letter Year)
05. Duffy – "Live and Let Die" (War Child Heroes, Vol. 1)
06. Rilo Kiley – "It's A Hit" (More Adventurous)
07. The Bird And the Bee – "I Hate Camera" (The Bird and the Bee)
08. Regina Spektor – "Ghost Of Corporate Future" (Soviet Kitsch)
09. Sol Seppy – "Supermarket Sweep" (Supermarket Sweep – Single)
10. Florence + The Machine – "Rabbit Heart (Raise It Up)" (Lungs)
11. The Be Good Tanyas – "The Junkie Song" (Chinatown)
12. Karine Polwart – "Baleerie Baloo" (Scribbled In Chalk)
13. Anja Garbarek – "Can I Keep Him?" (Briefly Shaking)
14. Lisa Loeb – "Airplanes" (The Purple Tape)
15. Charlotte Martin – "Veins" (Veins)
16. Jolie Holland – "Mad Tom of Bedlam" (Escondida)
17. Nerina Pallot – "Damascus" (Fires)
18. Amy Correia – "Coney Island, USA" (Lakeville)
19. Beulah – "Leaving Home" (Leaving Home – Single)
20. Charlene Soraia – "Pictures In My Mind" (Daffodils & Other Idylls – EP)

Compiled by: vedaholli

This was no easy task. It's amazing how much we women like to sing about love. Even when I didn't think a song was about love at first, there was often some hidden lovey metaphor. I've done my best.

01. Cat Power - "The Greatest" (The Greatest)
02. Regina Spektor - "Laughing With" (Far)
03. Jenny Lewis- "Pretty Bird" (Acid Tongue)
04. Sia- "Beautiful Calm Driving" (Some People Have Real Problems)
05. Feist - "Gatekeeper" (Let It Die)
06. Neko Case - "Deep Red Bells" (Blacklisted)
07. Lavendar Diamond - "My Shadow is a Monday" (Imagine Our Love)
08. Patty Griffin - "Up to the Mountain (MLK Song)" (Children Running Through)

You Don't Look Anything Like Your Match.Com Profile

01. Bruce Springsteen - "Brilliant Disguise" (Tunnel Of Love)
02. The Album Leaf - "Wishful Thinking" (Into the Blue Again)
03. Radiohead - "Let Down" (OK Computer)
04. The Black Keys - "Grown So Ugly" (Rubber Factory)
05. Michael Jackson - "One More Chance" (Number Ones)
06. Atlas Sound - "Cold as Ice" (Let the Blind Lead Those Who Can See But Cannot Feel)
07. The Samuel Jackson Five - "Face the Fax" (Goodbye Melody Mountain)
08. The Fiery Furnaces - "Though Let's Be Fair" (Rehearsing My Choir)
09. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - "Last Chance for Love" (American X: Baby 81 Sessions)
10. Grandaddy - "Goodbye?" (Excerpts From the Diary of Todd Zilla)
11. Cold War Kids - "Red Wine, Success!" (Robbers & Cowards)

Mix for a Bipolar Relationship

01. Cloud Cult- "No One Said it Would Be Easy" (Feel Good Ghosts)
02. Pixies- "Is She Weird?" (Bossanova)
03. Band of Horses- "No One's Gonna Love You" (Cease to Begin)
04. Au Revoir Simone- "Sad Song" (The Bird of Music)
05. The Sounds- "The Queen of Apology" (Dying to Say This to You)
06. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah- "Is This Love?" (Some Loud Thunder)
07. Bon Iver- "Skinny Love" (For Emma, Forever Ago)
08. CocoRosie- "Werewolf" (The Adventures of Ghosthorse and Stillborn)
09. Neutral Milk Hotel- "Two Headed Boy, Pt. 2" (In the Aeroplane Over the Sea)
10. Antony & the Johnsons- "One Dove" (The Crying Light)
11. The Black Keys- "Psychotic Girl" (Attack and Release)
12. Built to Spill- "You Were Right" (Keep it a Secret)
13. Death from Above 1979- "Going Steady" (You're a Woman, I'm a Machine)
14. The Dodos- "Men" (Beware of the Maniacs)
15. Chairlift- "Make Your Mind Up" (Does You Inspire You)
16. Violent Femmes- "Breakin' Up" (New Times)

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