fuck college i just wanna make out with girls

This is a library, but don’t be quiet.

01. My Bloody Valentine - “Only Shallow” (Loveless)
02. Dirty Little Rabbits - “You Say” (Dirty Little Rabbits)
03. Pixies - “Tame” (Doolittle)
04. Marnie Stern - “Grapefruit” (In Advance Of The Broken Arm)
05. The Flaming Lips - “Worm Mountain” (Embryonic)
06. Blonde Redhead - “Suimasen” (In An Expression Of The Inexpressible)
07. The Black Keys - “Modern Times” (Magic Potion)
08. Q And Not U - “Hooray For Humans” (No Kill No Beep Beep)
09. Deerhoof - “My Purple Past” (Offend Maggie)

The love of your life left, and your heart is so broken that you’re dead inside and feel indifferent to life.

“All these tears have fucked my sight/ The skin around my eyes is soft, like the skin of my cock when I’m erect/ I remember you used to say you liked that/ But John said, having a bird is like having a job/ You don’t want to leave one until you’ve got another one set up/ But sometimes, under certain work conditions, you’d be better off on the Old King Cole.”
– Arab Strap, “Birds”

What we both need at the moment is a good mope for a while. But not too long — you’ll be okay soon.

01. Flim - “Noch Hässlich” (Ohne Titel 1916)
02. Elliott Smith - “Everything Reminds Me Of Her” (Figure 8)
03. Elliott Smith - “Everything Means Nothing To Me” (Figure 8)
03. Supergrass - “Late In The Day” (In It For The Money)
04. Joan As Police Woman - “Real Life” (Real Life)
05. Roy Orbison - “Crying” (Crying)
06. Katatonia - “Nightmares By The Sea” (Tonight’s Decision)
07. Mogwai - New Paths To Helicon Pt. I (Government Commissions)
08. Richard Hawley - “Darling Wait For Me” (Coles Corner)
09. Arab Strap - “Turbulence” (The Red Thread)
10. Low - “Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me” (A Lifetime Of Temporary Relief)
11. Low - “Nothing But Heart” (C’Mon)
12. Cocteau Twins - “Carolyn’s Fingers” (Blue Bell Knoll)
13. Richard Hawley - “Last Orders” (Coles Corner)

Music For Dead Malls

01. The Dirty Projectors - “To The Mall” (New Attitude)
02. Ben Folds - “Rent A Cop” (Super D)
03. Beck - “Debra” (Midnite Vultures)
04. Le Tigre - “Hot Topic” (Le Tigre)
05. of Montreal - “Christmas Isn’t Safe For Animals” (Christmas Two)
06. M83 - “Gone” (Dead Cities, Red Seas and Lost Ghosts)

The past six or so mix tapes contained the word “fuck.” Give me some nice clean songs.

01. Ellie Goulding - “Believe Me” (Lights)
02. Foster The People - “Chin Music For The Unsuspecting Hero” (Torches)
03. Matt & Kim “Good For Great” (Sidewalks)
04. The Naked And Famous - “Punching In A Dream” (Passive Me, Aggressive You)
05. Ghostland Observatory - “The Band Marches On” (Robotique Majestique)
06. Avicci - “Silhouettes” (Silhouettes)
07. Marina & The Diamonds - “Living Dead” (Electra Heart)
08. The Killers - “Sweet Talk” (Saw Dust)
09. thenewno2 - “Crazy Tuesday” (You Are Here)
10. Anthony Green - “Only Love” (Beautiful Things)

I just don’t give a fuck anymore.

I just eat Hot Dogs all day long and look at pictures of people eating money. Oh, here’s some advice: Download “Cooler Than Me” by Mike Posner, add it to iTunes or whatever the fuck you use, don’t listen to for six weeks, and then you’ll be cool. Disregard women, acquire currency. Thug Life.

01. Woelv - “Drapeau Blanc” (Tout Seul Dans La Forêt En Plein Jour, Avez-Vous Peur?)
02. Tyler The Creator - “Yonkers” (GOBLIN)
03. Dinosaur Jr. - “Little Fury Things” (You’re Living All Over Me)
04. Broken Social Scene - “Fire Eye’d Boy” (Broken Social Scene)
05. Smashing Pumpkins - “Ugly” (The Aeroplane Flies High)
06. Xiu Xiu - “I luv The Valley OH” (Fabulous Muscles)
07. The Tallest Man On Earth - “You’re Going Back” (The Wild Hunt)
08. Neil Young - “Revolution Blues” (On The Beach)
09. The Microphones - “The Glow Pt.2” (The Glow Pt.2)
10. Yann Tiersen - “Les Enfants” (Les Retrouvailles)

I came here to drink your beer and fuck your woman

[presented without editorial meddling]

its good to start out with bro hymn and make it a drinking game start chugging when the chorus starts stop when its over, repeat for all choruses…youll recognize when its time because there are no words just the whole band going “WHOOOOOAAAAAAA” its basically if you wanna have a beer swillin good time, not a laidback night of drinking…and you probably will want to engage in some fisticuffs before the night is through…enjoy

01. Pennywise - “Bro Hymn”
02. Flogging Molly - “Salty Dog”
03. The Kinks - “All Day and All of The Night”
04. Dirty Filthy Mugs - “Another Round”
05. Rancid - “Roots Radicals”
06. MC5 - “Kick Out The Jams”
07. Flogging Molly - “Drunken Lullabies”
08. Dropkick Murphys - “Workers Song”
09. Social Distortion - “Ball and Chain”
10. Big D & The Kids Table - “Wailing Paddle”
11. Iggy Pop and The Stooges - “Search and Destroy”
12. The Ramones - “Spiderman Theme Song”
13. Rob Zombie - “Foxy Foxy”
14. Firecracker - “The Aggrolites”
15. Dropkick Murphys - “Kiss Me Im Shitfaced”

Fuck you, world. I’m awesome. I’ll make something of myself someday.

01. The Stone Roses - “I Wanna Be Adored” (The Stone Roses)
02. Caravan - “Magic Man” (Caravan)
03. Johnny Thunders - “You Can’t Put Your Arms Around a Memory” (So Alone)
04. David Bowie - “Win” (Young Americans)
05. Hawkwind - “Master Of The Universe” (In Search Of Space)
06. Sparks - “I Married Myself” (Lil’ Beethoven)
07. The Smiths - “Nowhere Fast” (Meat Is Murder)
08. Bonnie “Prince ” Billy - “Another Day Full Of Dread” (I See A Darkness)
09. The Kinks - “I’m Not Like Everybody Else” (The Great Lost Kinks Album)
10. Bill Fay - “Methane River” (Bill Fay)

Fuck man, I miss the 90s.

01. Third Eye Blind - “Semi-Charmed Life” (Third Eye Blind)
02. The Cure - “Friday I’m In Love” (Galore)
03. Stroke 9 - “Letters” (Nasty Little Thoughts)
04. Marcy Playground - “Sexy and Candy” (Marcy Playground)
05. Spin Doctors - “Two Princes” (Pocket Full of Kryptonite)
06. Tonic - “You Wanted More” (A Casual Affair - The Best of Tonic)
07. Counting Crows - “Mrs. Potter’s Lullaby” (The Desert)
08. Wallflowers - “One Headlight” (Bringing Down the Horse)
09. No Doubt - “Sunday Morning” (Tragic Kingdom)

Fuck everyone!

I assumed the request was a “middle-finger” sort of fuck, rather than a “I need a condom” fuck.

01. Alkaline Trio - “Radio” (Maybe I’ll Catch Fire)
02. Lily Allen - “Fuck You” (It’s Not Me, It’s You)
03. Brand New - “Seventy Times 7” (Your Favorite Weapon)
04. The Mountain Goats - “No Children” (Tallahassee)
05. A Day To Remember - “All Signs Point To Lauderdale (What Separates Me From You)
06. Smashing Pumpkins - “Fuck You (An Ode To No One)” (Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness)
07. The Beastie Boys - “Hey Fuck You” (To the 5 Boroughs)
08. Reel Big Fish - “Your Guys (I Hate ‘Em)” (We’re Not Happy Till You’re Not Happy)
09. Say Anything - “Hate Everyone” (Say Anything)

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