I can’t be any more clear. I only want to have sex with you.

01. Hype Williams - “Your Girl Smells Chung When She Wears Dior” (One Nation)
02. Heat Wave - “I’m Fuckin’ You Tonight” (I’m Fuckin’ You Tonight)
03. James Ferraro - “Slave To Rain” (Cold)
04. Contact Lens - “Two Seater” (Free Throw Banquet)
05. Autre Ne Veut - “Play By Play” (Anxiety)
06. Win - “What’s Love If You Can Kill For Chocolate?” (Freaky Trigger)
07. Coil - “The Anal Staircase” (Horse Rotorvator)
08. My Bloody Valentine - “Slow” (You Made Me Realize)
09. Andy Stott - “Dark Details” (Passed Me By)
10. Skrillex - “Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites” (Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites)
11. K.K. Slider - “K.K. Cruisin’” (Animal Crossing GCN)
12. Eco Virtual - “Smog” (Virtual大気中分析)

I’m sorry for falling asleep in the middle of phone sex.

Reverse chronological order, you are going to need to narrow this down.

Topaz Gang - “Katalog” (Katalog)
My Bloody Valentine - “is this and yes” (m b v)
Hantasi - “C H I L D” (R&B)
Friendzone - “Nothing Really Happens” (Kuchibiru Network 3)
Connor Coop - “Haze” (Not Going Out)
Three Angels - “Julian” (The Children’s Hour)
Internet Club - “Nighttime” (Final Tears)
Clams Casino - “Angels” (Instrumentals Volume 2)
Air Tycoon - “Endless Forms” (Winter Purple)
XXYYXX - “About You” (XXYYXX)
Macintosh Plus - “Chill Diving With Ecco” (Floral Shoppe)
Shlohmo - “Same Time” (Bad Vibes)
Psychedelic Horseshit - “Making Out” (Laced)
Friendzone - “Perfect Skies” (Collection 1)
Friendzone - “Can’t Go Wrong” (Kuchibiru Network 2)
Giles Corey - “The Blackest Bile” (Giles Corey)
Vektroid - “Virgin Pegasus” (Telnet Erotika)
Kids and Explosions - “There Is A Burning Ball of Fire in Outer Space” (Shit Computer)
Benoit Pioulard - “A Coin on the Tongue” (Lasted)
Burial - “Etched Headplate” (Untrue)
Skywave - “Nothing Left to Say” (Synthstatic)
Sweet Trip - “Fruitcake and Cookies” (velocity.design.comfort)
Mogwai - “Tracy” (Mogwai Young Team)
Soul Coughing - “Janine” (Ruby Vroom)
Guided By Voices - “Smothered In Hugs” (Bee Thousand)
Bark Psychosis - “Big Shot” (Hex)
Swirlies - “Tree Chopped Down” (Blonder Tongue Audio Baton)
Slowdive - “Here She Comes” (Souvlaki)
Should (a.k.a shiFt) - “Soothed” (A Folding Sieve)
Secret Shine - “Sun Warmed Water” (Untouched)
Flying Saucer Attack - “Make Me Dream” (Flying Saucer Attack)
Alice In Chains - “Right Turn” (Sap)
Lush - “Monochrome” (Spooky)
Kate Bush - “Never Be Mine” (The Sensual World)
Galaxie 500 - “Oblivious” (Today)
My Bloody Valentine - “She Loves You No Less” (Ecstasy)
Sonic Youth - “Shadow of a Doubt” (EVOL)
The Jesus and Mary Chain - “On The Wall” (Darklands)
Dinosaur - “The Lung” (You’re Living All Over Me)
The Jesus and Mary Chain - “Cut Dead” (Psychocandy)
Modern Eon - “Real Hymn” (Fiction Tales)
Television - “Guiding Light” (Marquee Moon)
The Velvet Underground - “Pale Blue Eyes” (The Velvet Underground)
Pearls Before Swine - “Guardian Angels” (Balaklava)

Sweaty Sex Mix Tape

01. Berlin “Take My Breath Away” (Count Three & Pray)
02. Mac DeMarco “She’s Really All I Need” (Rock & Roll Nightclub)
03. Melody’s Echo Chamber “I Follow You” (Melody’s Echo Chamber)
04. Skeleton Lipstick “Philadelphia” (Glows Then Melts)
05. Arthur Russell “You and Me Both” (Calling Out of Context)
06. Dirty Beaches “Landscapes in the Mist” (Drifters/Love is the Devil)
07. Sun Araw “The Stakeout” (On Patrol)
08. Serge Gainsbourg “Melody” (Histoire de Melody Nelson)
09. KEEL HER “Robert” (Wedding Album)
10. HTRK “Bendin’” (Work (Work, Work))
11. Goat “Run to your Mama” (World Music)
12. Moodymann “I Need you so Much” (Black Mahogani)

I fucking hate you, but I also think I loved you, and now all I want is to move on without relying on copious amounts of alcohol and casual sex

Sorry to hear, mate. OkCupid just earned another angel.

01. My Bloody Valentine - “Soft as Snow (But Warm Inside)” (Isn’t Anything)
02. WHY? - “Simeon’s Dilemma” (Alopecia)
03. The Hold Steady - “Citrus” (Boys and Girls in America)
04. Chance the Rapper featuring Noname Gypsy - “Lost” (Acid Rap)
05. Modest Mouse - “Satellite Skin” (No One’s First, and You’re Next”
06. El-P - “Works Every Time” (Cancer 4 Cure)
07. Frank Ocean - “Bad Religion” (Channel Orange)
08. Majical Cloudz - “Bugs Don’t Buzz” (Impersonator)
09. Leonard Cohen - “Take This Longing” (New Skin for the Old Ceremony)
10. Vampire Weekend - “Everlasting Arms” (Modern Vampires of the City)
11. Hop Along - “Tibetan Pop Stars” (Get Disowned)

I’m in love with my best friend, and I know it will never work out.

Good luck!

01. Wilco - “We’re Just Friends”
02. Belle and Sebastian - “Seeing other People”
03. Bill Callahan - “My Friend”
04. Best Coast - “Boyfriend”
05. The Magnetic Fields - “I Don’t Want to Get Over You”
06. The Kinks - “Nothin’ in the World Can Stop Me Worryin’ ‘Bout That Girl”
07. Girls - “How Can I Say I Love You”
08. Cass McCombs - “You Saved My Life”
09. Bob Dylan - “I’ll Be Your Baby Tonight”
10. Okkervil River - “A Stone”

I used to have personality, but now I think I’m boring

Sometimes you feel like a big bag of gumballs and everyone wants a piece of you, but most of the time now you feel like a grey sock in a laundry basket and you don’t get washed. I get it. I don’t know if you need ass-spankingingly good jams pumped into you or if you want to wallow in this boringness, so I mixed it up for you, half and half: wallow then spank. Track 9 is simply for when you’re done being “boring” and ready to start being “T.I.” (◡‿◡✿)

01. Jacob Kirkegaard - “Swimming Pool” (4 Rooms)
02. Oneohtrix Point Never - “Woe Is the Transgression II” (Rifts)
03. Bedhead - “What’s Missing” (Beheaded)
04. Chris Watson - “River Mara At Dawn” (Stepping Into the Dark)
05. bo en - “be okay (with Avec Avec)” (pale machine)
06. Jam City - “Her” (Classical Curves)
07. Dope Body - “Beat” (Natural History)
08. Marnie Stern - “Transformer” (This Is It And I Am It…)
09. Mike Will Made It - “Fightin’ Words (T.I., Juicy J, & Trae Tha Truth)” (Mike Will - Est. In 1989 Pt. 2)

Pooping Playlist

01. Mac Demarco - “Brother” (Salad Days)
02. The Jesus And Mary Chain - “Just Like Honey” (Psychocandy)
03. Jay Reatard - “Turning Blue” (Blood Visions)
04. Modest Mouse - “Alone Down There” (The Moon And Antarctica)
05. Brian Eno - “Baby’s On Fire” (Here Come The Warm Jets)
06. Radiohead - “Little By Little” (The King Of Limbs)
07. Holy Shit - “Written All Over Your Face” (Stranded At Two Harbors)
08. Daft Punk - “Too Long” (Discovery)

I love it when they shriek & howl

My favorite screamers.

01. The Stooges - “T.V. Eye” (Fun House)
02. Sex Pistols - “No Fun” (Kiss This)
03. Siouxsie and the Banshees - “Metal Postcard (Mittageisen)” (The Scream)
04. X-Ray Spex - “Oh Bondage Up Yours!” (Germfree Adolescents)
05. The Birthday Party - “Dead Joe” (Junkyard)
06. Pixies - “Tame” (Doolittle)
07. The Jesus Lizard - “Seasick” (Goat)
08. Bikini Kill - “New Radio” (The Singles)
09. Nirvana - “Milk It” (In Utero)
10. Babes In Toyland - “Handsome and Gretel” (Fontanelle)
11. Pavement - “Unfair” (Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain)
12. Drive Like Jehu - “Here Come the Rome Plows” (Yank Crime)
13. Red Aunts - “Detroit Valentine” (#1 Chicken)
14. Sleater-Kinney - “Entertain” (The Woods)
15. Screaming Females - “It All Means Nothing” (Ugly)

Me & my friends are being messed around by an estate agent. He’s lied to us & now is refusing to give us the keys, despite us having signed the contract & paid. We either need an angry playlist or a playlist that reminds us that there is love in the world

I feel your pain! Just coming to the end of a year-long contract with the estate agents/landlord/house from hell. I offer you both a playlist for your anger management (Side A) and one for making you feel ok about people again (Side B).

Side A:
01. Bjork - “Pluto” (Homogenic)
02. Verdi - “Dies irae” (Messa da Requiem)
03. ESG - “Erase You” (ESG)
04. The Walkmen - “The Rat” (Bow + Arrows)
05. Sharon Van Etten - “Serpents” (Tramp)
06. Shellac - “Prayer To God” (1000 Hurts)
07. Rod Lee - “Dance My Pain Away” (…and all the pieces matter, Five Years of Music from The Wire)
08. Betty Hutton - “Old Man Mose” (Jealous)
09. Colin Stetson - “Judges” (New History Warfare Vol. 2: Judges)
10. Joni Mitchell - “The Sire of Sorrow (Job’s Sad Song)” (Turbulent Indigo)

Side B:
01. Julianna Barwick - “Dancing With Friends” (Sanguine)
02. Opus III - “It’s A Fine Day” (Mind Fruit)
03. Maria Minerva - “I Don’t Wanna Be Discovered (Will Happiness Find Me?)” (Will Happiness Find Me?)
04. Bjork - “All is Full of Love” (Homogenic)
05. Eric Whitacre - “Lux Aurumque” (Light & Gold)
06. Rhosyn - “Glass” (Elbow Of Capture)
07. The Beach Boys - “Hang On To Your Ego” (Pet Sounds)
08. Michael Hurley - “Be Kind To Me” (Armchair Boogie)
09. Morcheeba - “Fear and Love” (Big Calm)
10. Super Best Friends Club - “Yes You Are” (Super Best Friends Club)

Got a new job as a tour guide driving an electric golf cart in Atlanta, Ga

01. Real Estate - “Kinder Blumen” (Days)
02. Grass Giraffes - “Back Stories” (Transportation EP)
03. Mac DeMarco - “Freaking out the Neighborhood” (2)
04. Rogue Wave - “Everyday” (Buddy Holly Cover)
05. Camera Obscura - “Let’s Get Out of This Country” (Let’s Get Out of This Country)
06. Rubblebucket - “Come Out of A Lady” (Omega La La)
07. Matthew Dear - “Deserter” (Asa Breed)
08. Rooney - “Sleep Song” (The Chumscrubber Original Soundtrack)
09. Animal Collective - “Banshee Beat” (Feels)
10. Fever Ray - “When I Grow Up” (Fever Ray)
11. Grizzly Bear -“Deep Sea Diver” (Horn of Plenty)
12. Yo La Tengo - “Blue Line Swinger” (Electr-o-Pura)
13. Parquets Courts - “Stoned and Starving” (Light Up Gold)
14. LCD Soundsystem - “Losing My Edge” (LCD Soundsystem)

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