I Just Had My Pocket Vacuumed

01. Jens Lekman - "Pocketful Of Money" (Oh You're So Silent Jens)
02. Blackalicious - "Make You Feel That Way" (Blazing Arrow)
03. The Shins - "Girl On The Wing" (Oh, Inverted World)
04. Steve Spacek - "Dollar" (Space Shift)
05. Akron/Family - "Running, Returning" (Akron/Family)
06. Nightmares On Wax - "Soul Purpose" (Inna Space Outta Sound)
07. The National - "Available" (Sad Songs For Dirty Lovers)
08. Jackson Conti - "Sao Paolo Nights" (Sujinho)
09. The Grouch - "Artsy" (Show You The World)
10. Why? - "These Few Presidents" (Alopecia)
11. Vetiver - "Without A Song" (Vetiver)
12. Alias & Ehren - "Back and Forth" (Lillian)
13. The Appleseed Cast - "Blind Man's Arrow (Low Level Owl: Volume I)
14. The Tallest Man On Earth - "I Won't Be Found" (Shallow Graves)

“Fancy”: Man, I love that word. Always thought it would make a great band name, but only for gore-gr

Fancy...nighttime, champagne, pearls, pianos, and romance.

01. The Raincoats - "Family Treet" (Odyshape)
02. My Morning Jacket - "Lowdown" (At Dawn)
03. Quixotic- "Tell it like it is" (Mortal Mirror)
04. Castanets - "Bells Aloud " (First Light's Freeze)
05. Fleet Foxes- "Mykonos" (S/T)
06. Broadcast - "Before We Begin" (Haha Sound)
07. Air - "Venus" (Talkie Walkie)
08. Beach House - "Holy Dances" (Devotion)
09. Women and Children - "Oranges" (Paralyzed Dance Tonight)
10. Bat For Lashes- "What's A Girl To Do?" (Fur & Gold)
11. Penguin Cafe Orchestra- "Cutting Branches for a Temporary Shelter " (S/T)
12. Ella Fitzgerald - "Puttin' on the Ritz (1958) " (Ella Fitzgerald - The Irving Berlin Songbook, Vol.1 )
13. Fleetwood Mac- "Mystified " (Tango in the Night)
14.The Beatles- "Michelle " (Rubber Soul)
15. Lesser Gonzalez Alvarez- "Little Island" (Why is Bear Billowing?"

I never knew having an affair would be so much work.

01. Her Space Holiday - "Something To Do With My Hands" (The Young Machines)
02. Hellogoodbye - "Homewrecker" (Zombies! Aliens! Vampires! Dinosaurs!)
03. Coldplay - "Trouble" (Parachutes)
04. John Mayer - "I Don't Trust Myself" (Continuum)
05. Kings Of Leon - "Charmer" (Because Of The Times)
06. A Heartwell Ending - "All Along" (Trust Us, We Lie)
07. Fiona Apple - "Window" (Extraordinary Machine)
08. Maroon 5 - "Secret" (Songs About Jane)
09. Neon Blonde - "Chandeliers And Vines" (Chandeliers In The Savannah)
10. Placebo - "Blind" (Meds)
11. Lars Fredrickson & The Bastards - "My Life To Live" (Viking)

But I Want to Join the Ranks of Those Cool, Hipster Kids That Dance to Songs I Don’t Know

01. Those Dancing Days - "Those Dancing Days" (Those Dancing Days EP)
02. Chairlift - "Bruises" (Does You Inspire You)
03. Crystal Castles - "Crimewave (Crystle Castles vs. HEALTH)" (Crystal Castles)
04. You Say Party! We Say Die - "Monster (RAC Remix)" (Remik's Cube)
05. Matt & Kim - "Yea Yeah" (Matt & Kim)
06. OCDJ - "Smoke My Cheese" (Hooray)
07. Daedelus - "Fairweather Friends" (Love to Make Music To)
08. Death Set - "Negative Thinking" (Worldwide)
09. Lykke Li - "Breaking It Up" (Youth Novels)
10. Girl Talk - "Here's The Thing" (Feed the Animals)

Compiled by: missannthropic

It's the hipster music I give to a local top 40 DJ to play at nightclubs!

01. Justice - "DVNO" (Cross)
02. Los Campesinos - "You! Me! Dancing!" (Hold on Now, Youngster...)
03. Muscles - "Muscles, I Love You" (Guns, Babes, Lemonade)
04. The Grates - "Burn Bridges" (Teeth Lost, Hearts Won)
05. The Knife - "Heartbeats" (Deep Cuts)
06. Electric Six - "Danger! High Voltage!" (Fire)
07. Ghostland Observatory - "Sad, Sad City" (Paparazzi Lightning)
08. The Ting Tings - "Shut Up and Let Me Go" (We Started Nothing)
09. M.I.A - "Boyz" (Kala)
10. Vampire Weekend - "M79" (Vampire Weekend)
11. Chairlift - "Bruises" (Does You Inspire You?)
12. The Brighton Port Authority feat. David Byrne and Dizzee Rascal -
"Toe Jam" (No Album)
13. Cansei De Ser Sexy - "Off The Hook" (CSS)
14. Crystal Castles - "Crimewave" (Crystal Castles)
15. Plants and Animals - "Feedback in the Field" (Parc Avenue)

Compiled by: Defenestrate99

I kidnapped a cool, hipster kid that dances, and held him ransom for a mix tape. This is the one I got. Dance away.

01. The Wombats - "Kill the Director" (The Wombats)
02. Girl Talk - "Once Again" (Night Ripper)
03. The Broken West - "Perfect Games" (Now or Heaven)
04. Marching Band - "Make Up Artist" (Spark Large)
05. Pascal - "We Made Our Way, We Amtrakked" (I Was Raised On Matthew, Mark, Luke & Laura)
06. Jay Reatard - "Let It All Go" (Singles 06-07)
07. MGMT - "Time to Pretend" (Oracular Spectacular)
08. The Airborne Toxic Event - "Sometime Around Midnight" (The Airborne Toxic Event)
09. Santogold - "L.E.S. Artistes" (Santogold)
10. Cut Copy - "Nobody Lost, Nobody Found" (In Ghost Colours)
11. M.I.A. - "Jimmy" (Kala)
12. Frightened Rabbit - "I Feel Better" (The Midnight Organ Fight)

Songs to wrap around yourself like a security blanket

These songs are all warm and fuzzy

01. The Beatles - "Here Comes The Sun" (Abbey Road)

02. Alela Diane - "The Rifle" (The Pirate's Gospel)

03. Beirut - "Postcards From Italy" (Gulag Orkestar)

04. Death Cab For Cutie - "Passenger Seat" (Transatlanticism)

05. Bon Iver - "Flume" (For Emma, Forever Ago)

06. Iron & Wine - "Southern Anthem" (The Creek Drank The Cradle)

07. Jens Lekman - "Your Arms Around Me" (Night Falls Over Kortedala)

08. Bowerbirds - "Bur Oak" (Hymns For A Dark Horse)

09. The Lucksmiths - "Untidy Towns" (Happy Secret)

10. The Decemberists - "Red Right Ankle" (Her Majesty)

11. Peter and the Wolf - "Silent Movies" (Lightness)

12. Sufjan Stevens - "For The Widowers In Paradise, For The Fatherless In Ypisilan" (Michigan)

Songs that say “fuck you, I’ll be a starving artist even if it means living in my friend’s basement

I know how you feel, Lynne. Here are some songs for feeling pissed off, just plain awesome, and never giving up!
01. The Thermals - "No Culture Icons" (More Parts Per Million)

02. Guided by Voices - "Watch Me Jumpstart" (Human Amusement at Hourly Rates)

03. Belle & Sebastian - "Lazy Line Painter Jane" (Push Barman to Open Old Wounds Disc 1)

04. Dressy Bessy - "Extra-Ordinary" (Pink Hearts Yellow Moons)

05. The Magnetic Fields - "Famous" (Get Lost)

06. of Montreal - "Art Snob Solutions" (Sunlandic Twins Bonus EP)

07. YACHT - "Drawing in The Dark" (I Believe in You. Your Magic is Real.)

08. Jesus & Mary Chain - "Never Understand" (Psychocandy)

09. Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti - "Haunted Graffiti" (The Doldrums)

10. Yoko Ono - "I Felt Like Smashing My Face in a Clear Glass WIndow" (Approximately Infinite Universe)

11. Architecture in Helsinki - "Tiny Pintings" (In Case We Die)

12. Broadcast - "Colour Me In" (Haha Sound)

13. Matthew Friedberger - "Theme From Never Going Home Again" (Winter Women)

14. Destroyer - "Painter in Your Pocket" (Destroyer's Rubies)

15. Adrian Orange & Her Band - "The Real Wild World" (Bitches is Lord)

16. Nina Simone - "Ain't Got No... I've Got Life" (Live at Harlem Festival NYC 1969)

17. Final Fantasy - "That's When the Audience Died" (Has a Good Home!)

18. Casiotone For the Painfully Alone - "Bobby Malone Moves Home" (Etiquette)

19. Antony & the Johnsons - "Just One Star" (Hope There's Someone EP)

Compiled by: dirtgardener

Because I sympathize: half yeah-this-might-suck and half you-can-do-it!

01. The Replacements - "Achin' To Be" (Don't Tell A Soul)

02. Belle & Sebastian - "Expectations" (Tigermilk)

03. Zero 7 - "The Pageant of the Bizarre" (The Garden)

04. Cat Stevens - "Wild World" (Tea for the Tillerman)

05. The Weepies - "Not Your Year" (Say I Am You)

06. Spoon - "Don't Let It Get You Down" (Kill the Moonlight)

07. Mirah - "Life You Love" (Songs From the Black Mountain Music Project)

08. M. Ward - "Story of an Artist" (The Late Great Daniel Johnston: Discovered Covered)

09. Matt Pond PA - "Lily Two" (Emblems)

10. The Boy Least Likely To - "I'm Glad I Hitched My Apple Wagon To Your Star" (The Best Party Ever!)

11. Morphine - "The Only One" (Good)

12. The Mountain Goats - "Wild Sage" (Get Lonely)

Nothing ever goes right. I’m not even going to try my hand at some clever phrase here. Can you pleas

01. Heatmiser - "Half Right" (Mic City Sons)
02. ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead... - "Mistakes and Regrets" (Mistakes and Regrets)
03. The Arcade Fire - "No Cars Go" (Neon Bible)
04. Weezer - "Undone (The Sweater Song)" (Weezer)
05. Band of Horses - "Monsters" (Everything All the Time)
06. Bon Iver - "The Wolves (Act I and 2)" (For Emma, Forever Ago)
07. The National - "Mistaken for Strangers" (Boxer)
08. Elliott Smith - "A Passing Feeling" (From a Basement on a Hill)
09. Modest Mouse - "Parting of the Sensory" (We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank)
10. The New Pornographers - "Adventures in Solitude" (Challengers)
11. The Notwist - "Your Signs" (Shrink)
12. Phoenix - "If I Ever Feel Better" (United)
13. Radiohead - "Where I End and You Begin. (The Sky is Falling In.)" (Hail to the Thief)
14. Ugly Casanova - "Pacifico" (Sharpen Your Teeth)

I Want Music to Terrify Me

Insanity can be crazy awesome (:O)

01. Tom Waits - "Luck Day Overture" (The Black Rider)

02. Primus - "Bob" (Pork Soda)

03. Radiohead - "Pull/Pull Revolving Doors" (Amnesiac)

04. Throbbing Gristle - "Hamburger Lady" (D.o.A. The Third and Final Report)

05. Califone - "Trick Bird" (Heron Kind Blues)

06. Skinny Puppy - "Epilogue" (Cleanse, Fold, and Manipulate)

07. Otep - "Tortured" (Sevas Tra)

08. King Crimson - "Indiscipline" (Discipline)

Songs Featuring Talking

01. The Books - "Smells Like Content" (Lost and Safe)

02. Stars - "Personal" (In Our Bedroom After the War)

03. Daft Punk - "Harder Better Faster Stronger" (Discovery)

04. Air - "Run" (Talkie Walkie)

05. Aesop Rock - "No Regrets" (Labor Days)

06. The Books - "Take Time" (The Lemon of Pink)

07. Broken Social Scene - "Anthems for a Seventeen Year Old Girl"

08. Drive-by Truckers - "Daddy's Cup" (The Dirty South)

09. The Hold Steady - "Chillout Tent" (Boys and Girls in America)

10. Bright Eyes - "At The Bottom of Everything" (I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning)

11. DJ Dolores - "Danger Global Warming" (1 Real)

I need wedding reception music that doesn’t suck.

Congratulations on the engagement. Here are some pre-dance and dance songs that might help you out. There are some great, standard-fare wedding songs (Beatles, Beach Boys, Marvin Gaye, Michael Jackson, etc.), but I tried to stay away from tracks you'll likely stumble on yourself. And if you want to have a single, unobtrusive artist for your pre-dance portion, it wouldn't hurt to go with John Fahey, Amalia Rodriguez, earlier John Coltrane, or Antonio Carlos Jobim. Of course, this all hinges on what theme you might have or what mood you want to convey, but it's a start.

Pre-dance tracks:

1. The Velvet Underground - "Sunday Morning" (Velvet Underground & Nico)
2. John Fahey - "In a Persian Market" (Old Fashioned Love)
3. Sean Lennon - "Into the Sun" (Into the Sun)
4. Belle & Sebastian - "If You're Feeling Sinister" (If You're Feeling Sinister)
5. Vashti Bunyan - "Diamond Day" (Just Another Diamond Day)
6. The Microphones - "Karl Blau" (It Was Hot We Stayed in the Water)
7. Joe Tex - "The Love You Save (May Be Your Own)" (Death Proof OST)
8. Panda Bear - Track 3 (Young Prayer)
9. Clinic - "Distortions" (Internal Wrangler)
10. Spiritualized - "Sweet Talk" (Songs in A&E)
11. Sun City Girls: "Mr. Lonely Viola" (Mister Lonely OST)
12. The Robot Ate Me - "The Tourist" (On Vacation)

Dance tracks:

1. The Emotions - "Best of My Love" (The Best of The Emotions)
2. Sharon Jones - "Got a Thing on My Mind" (Dap Dippin'...)
3. Erykah Badu - "Me" (New Amerykah Part One)
4. Guns N' Roses - "Since I Don't Have You" (The Spaghetti Incident)
5. Dan Deacon - "Okie Dokie" (Spiderman of the Rings)
6. Mu - "Jealous Kids" (Afro Finger & Gel)
7. Max Tundra - "Gondry" (Mastered by the Guy at Exchange)
8. The Coasters - "Down in Mexico" (16 Greatest Hits)
9. Neutral Milk Hotel - "Holland, 1945" (In the Aeroplane Over the Sea)
10. Sam Cooke - "Mean Old World" (Night Beat)
11. Weezer - "Why Bother?" (Pinkerton)
12. The Dismemberment Plan - "Back and Forth" (Emergency & I)

Here's the deal: Send us a thought, phrase, question, quotation, or whatever else, and if one of our mix tape robots fancies your suggestion, the crazy set of circuits might just make a mix tape out of it — well, at least a tracklisting for a mix tape out of it. Request a mix here, and help us compile mixes here.