Spirit they’re sick, spirit they’ve rescheduled: Animal Collective re-schedule tourdates

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The “Morrissey is secretly all four members of Animal Collective” hashtag on Twitter is spreading like wildfire. Certain pockets of Tumblr are literally convulsing, choked with conspiratorial tags. Bespectacled digital strategy interns at Fortune 500 companies everywhere are giddy with excitement because they can finally combine their two loves: hashtag surfing and indie rock.

As you surely know, there have long been whispers that through some occult witchery, Morrissey is secretly all four members of Animal Collective at once. You’ll also recall that Merriweather Post Pavillion (TMT Review), with its exclusion of Deakin, did rather tellingly come out right after Morrissey had suffered a rather severe haircut. And of course you’re aware of the fact that both Morrissey and AnCo have long-documented aversions to meat (you don’t see Duck Sauce, Ham Sandwich Jam, or Merriweather Meat Pavillion anywhere in AnCo’s discography do you?). The rumors have always been difficult to dismiss, but now, like the New York Times crossword does every week, it’s gotten even harder.

Citing an unfortunate band illness, and following their postponement of a Toronto date, Animal Collective have rescheduled tourdates up through March 15, pushing them back to mid-July (this, of course, suspiciously coincides with Morrissey’s own recent postponement of shows). Already purchased tickets will be honored at the postponed dates, and will also be refundable at their original places of purchase. Here’s hoping AnCo/Morrissey start feeling better, and that the truth eventually outs. (#thetruthisoutthere, anyone?) Until the day that everything is revealed, I’m off to Tumblr- these gifs of grainy security camera footage showing Morrissey entering a cloud of smoke only to emerge as four separate human men aren’t going to re-blog themselves.


03.11.13 - Cleveland, OH - House of Blues *
03.12.13 - Covington, KY - The Madison Theater *
03.13.13 - Nashville, TN - Marathon Music Works *
03.15.13 Royal Oak, MI - Royal Oak Music Hall *
03.16.13 - Chicago, IL - Riviera Theatre *
03.17.13 - Madison, WI - Orpheum Theatre *
03.18.13 - Minneapolis, MN - First Avenue *
03.20.13 - St. Louis, MO - The Pageant *
03.21.13 - Kansas City, MO - Midland Theater *
03.22.13 - Denver, CO - Ogden Theatre *
03.23.13 - Salt Lake City, UT - Depot *
03.24.13 - Boise, ID - Treefort Music Fest
05.22.13 - Nimes, France - Paloma
05.23.13 - Barcelona, Spain - Primavera Sound
05.25.13 - London, England - Field Day
05.27.13 - Amsterdam, Netherlands - Holland Melkweg
05.28.13 - Brussels, Belgium - AB
05.29.13 - Paris, France - Trianon
06.07-09.13 - Randall’s Island, NY - Governor’s Ball
06.10.13 - Washington, DC - 930 Club
06.11.13 - Washington, DC - 930 Club
06.13-16.13 - Manchester, TN - Bonnaroo
07.02.13 - Helsinki, Finland - The Circus
07.04.13 - Roskilde, Denmark - Roskilde Festival
07.06.13 - Gdynia, Poland - Open’er Festival
07.09.13 - Toronto, Ontario - Danforth Music Hall
07.11-13.13 - Albany, NY - Camp Bisco
07.13-15.13 - Louisville, KY - Forecastle
07.15.13 - Royal Oak, MI - Royal Oak Music Hall (Rescheduled)
07.16.13 - Cleveland, OH - House of Blues (Rescheduled)
07.18.13 - Covington, KY - The Madison Theater (Rescheduled)
07.19.13 - Nashville, TN - Marathon Music Works (Rescheduled)

* Dan Deacon

• Animal Collective: http://animalcollective.org

Daniel Menche putting out a new album on Editions Mego, determined to keep experimental music cool

Daniel Menche’s Bandcamp describes him as a “sound adventurer.” Even if the label is slightly egotistical and possibly too cool for “experimental music” it is also totally fitting; Menche’s output ranges from field recordings to an extended sampling and remixing of the one of the earliest examples of recorded human vocals. In a time when increasingly well-known artists like Dominick Fernow are decrying the growing rigidity of the noise genre, it’s nice to see that some of the old guard still have some tricks up their sleeves.

Daniel Menche’s new album on Editions Mego, entitled Marrige of Metals, looks like it will continue his tradition of experimentation, novelty, and downright cooolness; the album samples exclusively from a gamelan ensemble, specifically focusing on a range of traditional Indonesian gongs. The result is two extended pieces of twisted and distorted metal resonance, designed for those with extended attention spans and open minds. Menche’s use of a gong “[that] contains the deepest of deep of acoustic bass” sounds like something particularly promising to look forward to when the album drops on April 29.

For those of you with a shorter attention span: seriously cool experimentation coming late April; be there or be square.

Marriage of Metals tracklisting:

01. Marriage of Metals 1
02. Marriage of Metals 2

• Daniel Menche: http://danielmenche.blogspot.com
• Editions Mego: http://editionsmego.com

Weezer announce Weezer Cruise II. Wait, is Jerry Bruckheimer producing real life now???

Because everyone knows that epic high-seas sequels are always better than their original-version counterparts, the scurvy land-lubbers in Weezer (that band that both your niece and your aunt like more than you do) have announced that they are once again hoping that some water and an expensive change of context will make their music more interesting.

In accordance with what I read today on Pitchfork, Rivers “Oceans” Cuomo and his nameless, faceless bandmates have announced the second seemingly-biannual Weezer Cruise (they already did one of these in 2012), which is a thing where you go on a cruise with Weezer and some other bands and they play shows for you, sell merch to you, help you put sunscreen on your back, and just generally show you how to properly enjoy a rock-music-themed-vacation. The thing is going down (oops, sorry; no pun intended!) February 13-17 2014 and will embark from Jacksonville, Florida before crashing hungover into the Bahamas five days later. Along the way, Weezer will perform three shows, including a special “beach concert with Weezer” that will take place on a private island. There will also be some photo sessions, a “fan Q&A,” an “interactive Weezer Game Show,” and more.

Other acts and more info are promised to be announced soon, and pre-sale starts on March 20 at noon. In the meantime, here’s a trailer for you to watch that I hope will at least temporarily distract you from wondering why we’re even reporting this story to such a smart, savvy, music expert as yourself. You look nice today, by the way.

• Weezer Cruise: http://www.theweezercruise.com
• Weezer: http://www.weezer.com
• Epitaph: http://www.epitaph.com

Kinski play SXSW, tour US, set sail on a sea of whiskey

Austin, Texas is currently in the process of becoming a vortex sucking in nearly every single band in America, along with a few from the rest of the world. One of those American bands is Seattle’s Kinski, who happen to have a new record called Cosy Moments coming out April 2 through Kill Rock Stars. If the band can escape from the sea of booze and sweat, they’ll live to go on tour throughout April. They’ll live to see themselves cross the country from their Seattle home to Pawtucket, Rhode Island.

They will also live to drink whiskey, a beverage of which they’re reportedly quite big fans. In fact, if you can guess their favorite brand of whiskey, you can win two tickets to one of the band’s shows, an autographed copy of the Cosy Moments LP, and a few rounds of the winner’s favorite vice. But, Kinski, what if their favorite vice… is murder? Real devil’s bargain you’re getting yourself into. Fine, fine, the vice part of the contest is limited to drinks. If you want to enter that contest, you’ll need to either comment on Kill Rock Star’s Facebook page or reply to the label’s Twitter account with the hashtag #cosymoments. A winner will be chosen from random among the correct responses. All entries conducted by screaming into the wind will be considered invalid.

Kinski dates:

03.14.13 - Austin, TX - SXSW (Austin Psych Fest 2:45 PM)
03.14.13 - Austin, TX - SXSW (Maggie Mae’s 12:00 AM)
03.15.13 - Austin, TX - SXSW (Cheer Up Charlie’s 3:45 PM)
03.15.13 - Austin, TX - SXSW (Rebels Honky 10:30 PM)
04.05.13 - Seattle, WA - Sunset Tavern
04.06.13 - Portland, OR - Mississippi Studios
04.11.13 - New York, NY - Cake Shop
04.12.13 - Baltimore, MD - Metro Gallery
04.13.13 - Cleveland, OH - Happy Dog
04.14.13 - Chicago, IL - Subterranean
04.15.13 - Detroit, MI - Garden Bowl
04.16.13 - Buffalo, NY - TBA
04.17.13 - Northampton, MA - The Elevens
04.18.13 - Cambridge, MA - Middle East
04.19.13 - Brooklyn, NY - Death By Audio
04.20.13 - Pawtucket, RI - Machines With Magnets

• Kinski: http://kinski.net/kinski
• Kill Rock Stars: http://www.killrockstars.com

YouTube considering a subscription fee for music videos. How much would you pay for more Harlem Shake videos?

According to CNN Money, Google is rumored to be exploring the monetization of music on YouTube. Artists whose videos are on YouTube are currently paid royalties that are funded through ad sales, but content creators want to explore the possibility of making money off teen eyeballs by having them pay a subscription fee. While in theory this is a good idea, the underlying reason why YouTube is so popular with the most sought-after demographic is its inherent free-ness. A :20 second ad before a Harlem Shake video has not stopped the phenomenon from racking up millions of views, so having people pay a small amount to take the ads out of the equation seems unlikely, especially when this new service’s existing competitors struggle to attract paying users as it is, with only about 1 million currently paying for Spotify’s premium offerings.

But if anyone is in a good position to try this, it’s Google’s YouTube. The users are there and this move might result in even more labels getting on board the YouTube bandwagon, clearly the new front line of the distribution network for mainstream music. Whether or not a subscription fee will turn out to be more profitable than the existing ad-supported model is still unproven, so this whole endeavor could be a complete wash, but the ‘music industry’ is up for anything that might generate revenue in an age when content is presumed to be free. Good luck undoing that notion.

• YouTube: http://www.youtube.com

Camera Obscura return with new album, tour, and even more charming winter hats

The dapper Glaswegians in Camera Obscura are back with a new album, a super-lengthy, globetrotting tour, and even more charming winter hats than ever before. It has been four years since the band’s last release, My Maudlin Career (TMT Review), and the five-piece are teaming up with 4AD for Desire Lines, which is due June 4. Recorded last December in Portland with Grammy-nominated producer Tucker Martine (Neko Case, Sufjan Stevens, R.E.M., Spoon, My Morning Jacket, etc. etc. etc.), the new album also features guest appearances from… dun dun DUN… Neko Case and My Morning Jacket.

Camera Obscura will be repping Desire Lines on tour this spring/summer, starting with last night’s pit stop at the 35 Denton Music Festival in Texas and soon to be followed by a series of appearances at SXSW. Then it’s on to New York, where the group will be performing with haunting indie folk chanteuse Marissa Nadler. They’ve got a date at Primavera in Spain! They’ve got a date jammin’ with a cryptozoological underwater sea creature at Loch Ness aptly named Rock Ness! They’ve got a stop at the Festival International de Jazz de Montréal! They’re even playing Englewood, CO’s Gothic Theatre! I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS BUT DAMN IF IT DOESN’T SOUND COOL LIKE MAYBE EDWARD GOREY PROGRAMMED THE NIGHT’S EVENTS AND A BIG SPIDER’S GONNA JUMP OUT OF A BIRTHDAY CAKE AT THE END, YOU KNOW, THAT KIND OF COOL. For select dates, Camera Obscura are also joining up with She & Him for a sure-to-be-enchanting jaunt across the US and Canada. Maudlin schmaudlin.


03.10.13 - Denton, TX - 35 Denton Music Festival
03.12.13 - Austin, TX - The Mohawk
03.13.13 - Austin, TX - Latitude 30
03.15.13 - Austin, TX - Cedar Door
03.19.13 - New York, NY - Le Poisson Rouge *
05.25.13 - Barcelona, Spain - Primavera Sound
06.04.13 - Edinburgh, UK - Liquid Rooms
06.05.13 - Manchester, UK - Academy 2
06.06.13 - London, UK - Heaven
06.07.13 - Leeds, UK - Cockpit
06.08.13 - Newcastle, UK - Northumbria University
06.09.13 - Loch Ness, UK - Rock Ness
06.16.13 - Santa Barbara, CA - SOhO
06.18.13 - Los Angeles, CA - The Wiltern
06.19.13 - San Francisco, CA - The Regency Ballroom
06.21.13 - Portland, OR - Crystal Ballroom
06.22.13 - Seattle, WA - Showbox at the Market
06.23.13 - Vancouver, BC - Commodore Ballroom
06.26.13 - Salt Lake City, UT - Urban Lounge
06.27.13 - Englewood, CO - Gothic Theatre
06.29.13 - Chicago, IL - Aragon Ballroom **
07.01.13 - Ann Arbor, MI - Hill Auditorium **
07.03.13 - Montréal, QC - Festival International de Jazz de Montréal **
07.04.13 - Toronto, ON - Toronto Urban Roots Festival **
07.05.13 - Ottawa, ON - Ottawa Bluesfest **
07.06.13 - New York, NY - Summerstage, Central Park **
07.09.13 - Philadelphia, PA - Mann Center for Performing Arts **
07.10.13 - Boston, MA - Bank of America Pavilion **
07.11.13 - Vienna, VA - Wolf Trap Filene Center **
07.12.13 - Saxapahaw, NC - Haw River Ballroom
07.13.13 - Atlanta, GA - Variety Playhouse
07.14.13 - Cincinnati, OH - Bunbury Music Festival

* Marissa Nadler
** She & Him

• Camera Obscura: http://www.camera-obscura.net
• 4AD: http://www.4ad.com