Morrissey reschedules his US tour, adds more dates to it, does its hair

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In the now-immortal words of Morrissey himself: “There’s a whole lotta reschedulin’ goin’ on!” You may remember last year when the Man in Black was forced to cancel and reschedule some US dates due to some health concerns with his mother. Then, after that was seemingly sorted and some decent hair jokes were made all around, the undisputed King of Pop was forced to re-unschedule a lot of those anti-cancelled dates because of health concerns of his own. Things weren’t looking so “fab” for the quiet mop top!

But now, at long last, it seems a tour of some sort is once again moving forward; and at the very least, it does seem to involve (according to Pitchfork) some guy who calls himself “Morrissey.” So unless I’ve been somehow confusing him with a bunch of other famous singers and performers this whole time, I think this might be the real deal! And to make up for the delays, The Big M is even adding a few extra dates that weren’t on the docket before. How characteristically sweet of him! Say what you want about Old Blue Eyes, but he always knows how to put his fans first. I guess that’s why they call him “the hardest working man in show business.”

Morrissey:

02.27.13 - San Diego, CA - Balboa Theatre ^
03.01.13 - Los Angeles, CA - Staples Center ^*
03.02.13 - Los Angeles, CA - Hollywood High School ^
03.04.13 - Davis, CA - Robert Mondavi Center ^
03.06.13 - Seattle, WA - The Moore Theatre ^
03.08.13 - Portland, OR - Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall ^
03.09.13 - San Francisco, CA - The Regency Ballroom ^
03.14.13 - Mexico City, Mexico - Vive Latino Festival
03.18.13 - Lawrence, KS - Liberty Hall ^
03.19.13 - Lincoln, NE - Rococo Theatre ^
03.22.13 - Minneapolis, MN - Orpheum ^
03.23.13 - Chicago, IL - Chicago Theater ^
03.27.13 - Clear Lake, IA - Surf Ballroom ^
03.29.13 - Nashville, TN - Ryman Auditorium ^
03.30.13 - Atlanta, GA - Cobb Energy Center ^
04.02.13 - Asheville, NC - Orange Peel ^
04.03.13 - Richmond, VA - National ^
04.06.13 - Philadelphia, PA - Tower Theater ^
04.08.13 - Flint, MI - Whiting Auditorium ^
04.09.13 - Indianapolis, IN - Murat Theater ^
04.12.13 - Beaumont, TX - Jefferson Theater ^
04.13.13 - Pharr, TX - Pharr Entertainment Center ^
04.15.13 - Dallas, TX - Palladium ^
04.16.13 - Austin, TX - Austin Music Hall ^
04.19.13 - Phoenix, AZ - Marquee Theater ^
04.20.13 - Las Vegas, NV - The Chelsea at The Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas ^
04.23.13 - El Paso, TX - Tricky Falls ^
04.26.13 - Denver, CO - Temple Hoyne Buell Theatre ^
04.28.13 - Salt Lake City, UT - Kingsbury Hall ^
04.30.13 - San Francisco, CA - The Warfield ^

^ Kristeen Young
* Patti Smith and Her Band

• Morrissey: http://www.itsmorrisseysworld.com

Dirty Projectors announce tourdates (gasp!), do some shows with The National (eh?), share new mp3 (*fart*)

Look, what’dya want, palooka? Sometimes we’s likes them Dirty Projectors fellas around here, sometimes we’s doesn’t, eh? You wanna fight about it? I didn’t t’ink so. Fact is, I don’t give a damn for any of ya’s fancy-pants “aesthetic opinions” or whatever mamby-pamby stuff like that. These guys is goin’ on some tourdates of deese here United States, and some of those tourdates is with those fine upstandin’ gents in The National. (And I know that NONE OF YOUS has a bad word to say about any band who seen it fit to name themselves after my U.S. of A. if you wanna keep the teeth ya came in wit’!) Besides, goddamnnit, it’s our job to write about tours around here, so I’m gonna write about ‘em. And yous guys is gonna read ‘em. Got it?

And anyway, Mary-mother-a-god, what do I give a rat’s ass if some of you’s guys don’t like the newest album all that much? Besides, they got a new song up on that internet contraption thing right now that don’t sound too bad to ‘deese old ears! What, whatsamatter? You don’t like this one neither??? Ahhhh, you’s just drinkin’ drano…

Dirty Projectors dates:

04.19.13 - Portsmouth, NH - Portsmouth Singer-Songwriter Festival - The Music Hall
04.20.13 - Providence, RI - Brown University
05.10.13 - Napa, CA - Bottle Rock Festival
05.19.13 - Gulf Shores, AL - Hangout Festival
05.24-27.13 - George, WA - Sasquatch Festival
06.06.13 - Columbia, MD - Merriweather Post Pavilion *
06.07.13 - Philadelphia, PA - Mann Center for the Performing Arts *
06.08-09.13 - New York, NY - Governors Ball
06.10.13 - Raleigh, NC - Red Hat Amphitheatre *
06.11.13 - Pittsburgh, PA - Stage AE *
06.12.13 - Cleveland, OH - Beachland Ballroom
06.13.13 - Chicago, IL - Lincoln Hall (two shows)
06.14-16.13 - Manchester, TN - Bonnaroo

* The National

• Dirty Projectors: http://dirtyprojectors.net
• Domino: http://www.dominorecordco.us
• The National: http://www.americanmary.com

[Photo: Amy Pearl]

RIP: Dan Toler, former Allman Brothers guitarist

From Rolling Stone:

Guitarist Dan Toler, best known for his work with the Allman Brothers, died today in Manatee County, Florida, according to Ticket Sarasota. Toler had been battling ALS – also known as Lou Gehrig’s disease – and was unable to play guitar or speak for his last few months. He was 65.

Toler joined the Dickey Betts and Great Southern band in the late Seventies and moved to the Allman Brothers with his brother David “Frankie” Toler and Betts. Toler played with the Allman Brothers on their 1979 comeback album Enlightened Rogues and was in the band for their next two records, 1980’s Reach for the Sky and 1981’s Brothers of the Road.

Dan and Frankie Toler then spent much the 1980s playing with the Gregg Allman Band, touring and recording I’m No Angel in 1986 and Just Before the Bullets Fly in 1988. Toler rejoined Betts’ Great Southern band in 2002 and later created the Townsend Toler Band with John Townsend. He then joined the Renegades of Southern Rock and wrapped his career with Toler Tucci Band, along with Chaz Trippy from the Gregg Allman Band.

• Dan Toler: http://www.dantoler.com

Blanche Blanche Blanche drop new video, announce cute lil’ mini-tour so adorable you’ll want to eat it right up

Two things I know:

1. Things that come in groups of three are “funnier, more satisfying, or more effective than other numbers of things.”

2. Things that are small are so adorable I could almost die.

Toward the end of being both the most adorable and the funniest band in the whole wide world, Blanche Blanche Blanche (which, come to think of it, is a pretty satisfying name for a band) have announced a three date mini-tour that is just the cutest thing you ever saw. The tour also features Ryan Power, Son of Salami, and Happy Jawbone Family Band. It’s in support of Blanche Blanche Blanche’s forthcoming Wooden Ball LP on NNA Tapes, out March 5. You can pre-order the album now from the label.

The first single from Wooden Ball is “TED Talks,” for which the band has just released a video, made by the band’s own Zach Phillips. The song is pretty cool, though it seems oddly focused on starting a beef with some guy named Ted whose only sin, as far as I can tell, was talking. Weird. Listen to it on the NNA Tapes Soundcloud or watch it here:

Aren’t these tourdates just the darndest?:

03.15.13 - Burlington, VT - BCA Center *
03.16.13 - Easthampton, MA - Flywheel Arts Center *
03.17.13 - Brooklyn, NY - 285 Kent #

* Ryan Power, Son of Salami
# Ryan Power, Son of Salami, Happy Jawbone Family Band

• Blanche Blanche Blanche: http://osr-tapes.com
• NNA Tapes: http://nnatapes.com

Loren Connors and Bill Orcutt release collaboration on Free Music Archive, proving once again there is no “I” in “Awesome”

Teamwork is more than your junior high football coach yelling at you right before you quit the team because you’re tired of getting yelled at all the time. Teamwork is discipline. It’s commitment. It’s synergy. Experimental blues guitarist Loren Connors knows a thing or two about teamwork (and no small amount about synergy), what with his ongoing goal to collaborate with every living human on the planet Earth; he’s released more than 50 albums during his 30+ year career and no small amount of those have been collaborations (most recently with life partner Suzanne Langille). And, based on his time in Harry Pussy, I’d bet you money Bill Orcutt is no teamwork slouch either, though he has been going stag lately, like on his acoustic anarchy tour de force (and one of TMT’s favorite releases of 2011) How The Thing Sings.

Despite the fact that there is at least one “I” in “Loren Connors and Bill Orcutt,” the two flexed their teamwork muscles last August to record Natch 8, part of a collaborative series put out by the now unfortunately closed Black Dirt Studio. Since then, however, the collaboration has been little more than fodder for locker room pep talks about the value of working together to achieve common goals (i.e., it has not been available). But, because anything can happen if you believe in the power of working together, all that’s changed: Natch 8 can now be downloaded free of charge from the Free Music Archive. In fact, all of the releases in the Natch series can be downloaded from the Free Music Archive, including collaborations between Michael Chapman and The Woodpiles, and Aaron Moore and Carter Thronton. Watch a promotional video and check out the most unnecessary tracklist this side of Wolfgang Voigt below:

Natch 8 tracklist:

01. Untitled 1
02. Untitled 2
03. Untitled 3
04. Untitled 4

• Loren Connors: http://www.fvrec.com/lorenconnors
• Bill Orcutt: http://palilalia.com
• Black Dirt Studio: http://www.blackdirtstudio.com
• Free Music Archive: http://freemusicarchive.org/

Who should Ze Pequeno go see at Noise Pop 2013?

Fellow readers, as some of you may know, I (Ze Pequeno) have been attending the Noise Pop Festival in San Francisco (and sometimes Oakland) for the past three years. After some haggling from the sex cult at 1080 Folsom in SOMA and city Supervisor Scott Weiner, I have been asked to attend Noise Pop 2013. But I was bereft of inspiration. Not due to the lineup, but a general lack of inspiration. Previous years have seen different themes, obvious and not. But this year, something was missing to make coverage interesting.

So, while in Alamo Square on a sunny day recently, I decided to call our Editor-in-Chief, Mr P, to decide what to do. Instead of answering my phone call, he descended from above on Ian MacKaye’s cloud (long story). After greeting him, he responded with a voice resembling a turntable scratching. “You’re talking like the King of All Cosmos again,” I said (longer story). To which he stopped that and started talking normally again. We discussed the issue at hand: What to do for Noise Pop. After bouncing off suggestions (from using a cannon, to having different writers go to a show without them even knowing they’re supposed to cover it, to “sponsored content,” whatever that means), I thought of something: Why not let our readers determine our coverage?

Mr P boomed, “MAKE IT SO.”

“You’re acting like the King of All Cosmos again,” I said, noting the rainbow.

“Aww, I thought I was being all Picard there.”

“Same diff.”

Thus, Tiny Mix Tapes presents: Noise Pop 2013: The People’s Choice! (Or, A Decline of City)

Starting tonight and every night until Saturday, Tiny Mix Tapes will post a poll on its Facebook page, asking you, the reader, where I should go the following evening for Noise Pop 2013. Votes will be due by 6 PM Pacific time on the evening of the event. Whichever show gets the most votes will be the show that I’ll attend. The first poll is already up.

With any luck, this Noise Pop will be the greatest adventure yet! …Or, it will be a trainwreck. Either way, it will be truly the most Tiny Mix Tapes.

• Noise Pop 2013: http://noisepop.com/2013
• Tiny Mix Tapes: http://www.facebook.com/tinymixtapes