Perfect Pussy announce debut LP for Captured Tracks, tour North America, get your work computer flagged

Perfect Pussy announce debut LP for Captured Tracks, tour North America, get your work computer flagged

The sorta-I-guess-whatever-controversially-named Syracuse punk rockers Perfect Pussy have taken over the internet in such a short time that they are now the top web search results for like the first 10 or so pages. Not so Google images, my friends! (Shout out to the porn advertisement that comes up when you Google this shit that declares “This porn is insane! 100% free.” This porn is INSANE, guys.) And to think that this entire internet takeover happened with one simple self-released cassette-only EP, I Have Lost All Desire for Feeling. This cassette is INSANE, guys.

That crazy ol’ cassette caught the attention of Captured Tracks, who will release the band’s debut full-length, Say Yes to Love, on March 18. Until then, frontwoman Meredith Graves and co. will be touring the US and Canada throughout January and March, with stops at record stores! (Rough Trade New York) colleges! (Grinnell) and fascinating tiny art towns! (Marfa). Tour dates are lovingly presented below in a handy, easy-to-read format, so that your computer doesn’t get flagged by your company’s creepy tech guy.

Say Yes to Love tracklisting:

01. Driver
02. Bells
03. Big Stars
04. Work
05. Interference Fits
06. Dig
07. Advance Upon the Real
08. VII

Dates:

01.17.14 - Birmingham, AL - Spring Street Firehouse
01.18.14 - Athens, GA - Warehouse (169 Tracy St)
01.19.14 - Chattanooga, TN - Sluggo’s
01.20.14 - Louisville, KY - Nachbar
01.21.14 - Bloomington, IN - The Bishop
01.22.14 - Chicago, IL - Schubas *
01.23.14 - Grinnell, IA - Gardner Lounge at Grinnell College
01.24.14 - Detroit, MI - Trumbullplex
01.25.14 - Toronto, ON - Silver Dollar
01.26.14 - Montreal, QC - Casa Del Popolo
02.12.14 - Brooklyn, NY - Rough Trade #
03.05.14 - Cleveland, OH - Now That’s Class
03.07.14 - Memphis, TN - Buccaneer!
03.09.14 - Monterrey, MX - Festival NRML
03.10.14 - McAllen, TX - Galaxy Z Fair
03.11.14 - Houston, TX - Mango’s &
03.16.14 - Marfa, TX - Padre’s
03.17.14 - Phoenix, AZ - Wall Street @
03.18.14 - San Diego, CA - Che Cafe
03.20.14 - Los Angeles, CA - East 7th Street Warehouse
03.21.14 - San Francisco, CA - Rickshaw Stop
03.22.14 - Portland, OR - Slabtown
03.23.14 - Boise, ID - Treefort Music Festival
03.24.14 - Seattle, WA - Vera Project
03.25.14 - Vancouver, BC - Cobalt
03.27.14 - Calgary, AB - Lux Laundromat
03.28.14 - Regina, SK - German Club
03.29.14 - Winnipeg, MB - Dead Lobster
03.30.14 - Minneapolis, MN - 7th Street Entry ^
04.02.14 - Columbus, OH - Ace of Cups
04.03.14 - Pittsburgh, PA - The Shop

* Broken Prayer
# Total Slacker
! Ex Cult, OBN III’s
@ Gay Kiss
& Ex Hex, Connections
^ Condiminium

• Perfect Pussy: http://perfectpussyband.tumblr.com
• Captured Tracks: http://capturedtracks.com

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