Mix Tapes

I want to fuck my roommate: the story of in-house sexual frustration


A doo-wop shindig mix, makes you feel like you're in a 50s surf movie all about love and the summer

The "how to make someone fall out of love with you" mix

As I Sweep up The Last of the Leaves

I'm just going to sit and obsess over you since I have zero balls to ask you out

Songs that feel like theme music while walking down the street

High and Dry: Songs that End too Soon

Songs to make my parents feel awkward.

Side A: Huzzah, I got my period. I'm not sterile! Side B: Fucking cramps, I wish I was dead.

You're the smartest person I know. Sometimes I wish you'd put down your book, comb your fingers thro

I know you told me not to, but I drank the rest of the milk.

Ha ha ha, and I almost thought you were different. Joke's on me.

Songs With Literary References to Play in the Independent Book Store Where I Work