♫♪  Khaki Blazer - Kicks

Pat Modugno — of Ohio’s lil bugged-out noise trio MothCock — is entering the room as Khaki Blazer, so shut the fuck up and let a boiii stunt on them beats for a minute. And as he takes the first step, the fellah just flailin’ ALL the Kicks. Save your “Oos” and “Ahhs” for Pat Sajak and his fake baldness. Shit, and y’all though D/P/I and Bootleg Tapes ripped up the post-beat scene game: NAH!!! There are sounds here that both fuck boys and heavy packin’ Gs can front on lyrically. Right now, drop your work and lay out a verse to one of these. Can’t on the spot? Better grip that Internet, Age of Information 5w4gg3r7 by naming your own price for digitals that can accompany you during that FUCKING commute; make the walking distance filled with Kicks. Who knows, it’s possible you could find that Khaki Blazer you always wanted.

Think of Kicks more like the time you found Pat Modugno modeling a khaki suit at the local thrift store. You all, “Yo, Pat. It’s me Clifford. I know you ain’t known me ever before, but…” and he like Shhh in a non-threatening but determined artist Shhh. Then you make it to the music isle and someone, probz the man in the Khaki Blazer, put a BUNCH of C90 dubs of Kicks in the bin, so you stock up and get popping on a few reelers ASAP.

• Khaki Blazer: https://khakiblazer.bandcamp.com

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