♫♪  Chocolate Grinder Mix 35 - “Turn It Down A Notch Before Someone Calls The Cops”

Sometimes it’s necessary to cut loose. Forget about your job, responsibilities, bills, that guy who blinks too much on the bus, and just enjoy yourself. You put on new clothes, gussy up your hair, don a few accessories, and drink an ass-load of hard liquor that’s wildly overpriced for how awful it tastes. Hopefully you’re doing this with a group of friends or some better-looking acquaintances at a hot-shit electro club in the section of town where you either disappear or get suicided for disparaging the staff. With any luck, you’ll make it through the night without violently expunging the contents of your stomach or repeating your college “incident” that was broadcast on three different news programs, the sole reason your family isn’t permitted to attend church anymore. If you play your cards correctly and meet a human with which to continue cutting loose (in the form of vigorous sexual intercourse), make sure to play this edition of the Chocolate Grinder while you hump like idiots and make hilarious noises that your neighbors giggle at and record for their friends to laugh at you from as far away as Saskatchewan.

01. N.E.R.D. - “Hot ‘n Fun (Boys Noize Remix)”
Start time: 0:00; Links: N.E.R.D. - Boys Noize - Boys Noize Records

02. Markus Lange & Stereofunk - “Silk Spectre II (Original Mix)”
Start time: 3:44; Links: Markus Lange - Stereofunk

03. Etienne De Crecy - “Hope (DJEdjotronic Remix)”
Start time: 7:40; Links: Etienne De Crecy - DJEdjotronic

04. Dada Life - “Cookies With A Smile (Original Mix)”
Start time: 9:26; Links: Dada Life

05. Jaguar Love - “Up All Night (Dolby Anol Remix)”
Start time: 12:50; Links: Jaguar Love - Dolby Anol - Fat Possom

06. Herve - “Blazin (Reset Remix)”
Start time: 16:29; Links: Herve - Reset

07. Beataucue - “Bus (Original Mix)”
Start time: 19:58; Links: Beatacue - Kitsuné

08. Aerotronic - “Helicopter (Original Mix)”
Start time: 23:32; Links: Aerotronic

09. Drop The Lime - “Sex Sax (Bart B More Remix)”
Start time: 27:30; Links: Drop The Lime - Bart B More

10. Gramophonedzie - “Brazil (Original Mix)”
Start time: 30:22; Links: Gramophonedzie

[Artwork: Keith Kawaii]

Chocolate Grinder

CHOCOLATE GRINDER is our audio/visual section, with an emphasis on the lesser heard and lesser known. We aim to dig deep, but we’ll post any song or video we find interesting, big or small.

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