The future is a fantasy. And clairvoyance is practically dreaming. But as we inhale vaporized “spirits” now (that aren’t legal in all states), eventually — in the coming years, to boot — there’ll be DNA vaporizer tanks available to feel the embodiment of another. Sort of like Being John Malkovich, but instead of going through all the lines and travel assortments, you can just vape DNA right at your desk in order to feel the FACE OF GOD. Brought to you by the soon-to-be pharma-conglomerate Julien, these DNA vape-tanks will have a calming take over of individuals’ minds and souls, transferring an outer-body feeling throughout the nervous system that penetrates users core without negative side effects, no withdrawal symptoms, and the added brain-cell production enhancement. This can’t even be piss-tested. However, when being hired by companies, they’ll have a mode called “Memory Interface,” where they ask new-hire candidates to recall specific moments throughout their lives. If their lives match one of the many DNA lives being sold on the market, there’s a liar in the midst. Then there’d be a conundrum of, “But this is important for the improvement of brain cells.” On the flip: you’re being someone else.
Thankfully, Julien has thought of everything prior to releasing their branded DNA tank line, FACE OF GOD. In effort of effectively propagate these vape products positively, Julien is releasing a cassette through Orange Milk Records on May 13 (with a HUGE batch of other releases), and prior to the cassette, listeners get a taste of “Memory Interface” the single! “Memory Interface” uses this method of dueling harmonies, juxtaposing and utilizing rythm and melody in a mold of sounds that tinge and twang with equal-parts spastic and spacious atmospheres. This single is to be used in order to recall one’s own thoughts rather than Julien’s product thoughts. “Memory Interface” relines ones mind-set from the FACE OF GOD tank products in order to keep clients safe and happy and growing.
Julien’s cassette for FACE OF GOD is dropping on Orange Milk May 13, and all we have for now is the glorious “Memory Interface,” so get erased and enjoy the feels:
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