♫♪  Boris - “Vanilla”

S’ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what, Miles Bowe. Bigggggggg deal premiering Boris’ new video “Vanilla” off their new album Noise on Sargent House June 17. No, dude. It’s HUGE. I’m seriously, bro, you’re killin’ it! Stereogum better be letting you sit ALL over their face. Need help? I got e-mails and handcuffs. And a bed from Ikea which I spent my first tax return on. Seriously, you’re the only person who’s ever been kind to me. I gotta watch this BULLSHIT new St. Vince live performance on SNL right now ‘cause bitches gotta eat, ya HEARD?

Best concert I’ve ever gone to was an Oren/Boris/sunn 0))) show at the Mershon in Columbus, OH, and Oren was late, so Boris and sunn 0))) played for two hours each, it was on the stage, floor boards we shaking for both bands, and two people fell over for Boris and four people for sunn 0))), either because of dehydration, knee-lock, or dimensional drift. Anyhow, I’m stoked on the new Boris Noise album. And more stoked on the tour dates listed below:

06/14 Tokyo, Japan @ Fever (2014-2015 World Tour kick-off, playing Noise in its entirety)
07/24 San Diego, CA @ Casbah !!
07/25 Phoenix, AZ @ The Crescent Ballroom !!
07/26 Tucson, AZ @ Club Congress !!
07/28 Dallas, TX @ Trees ++
07/29 Austin, TX @ The Mohawk ++
07/31 Atlanta, GA @ Terminal West ** &
08/01 Carrboro, NC @ Cat’s Cradle ** &
08/02 Washington, DC @ 930 Club ** &
08/03 New York, NY @ Bowery Ballroom ** &
08/05 Boston, MA @ Paradise ** &
08/07 Toronto, ON @ Lee’s Palace ** &
08/08 Buffalo, NY @ Tralf ** &
08/09 Detroit, MI @ Magic Stick ** &
08/10 Chicago, IL @ Bottom Lounge ** &
08/11 Milwaukee, WI @ Turner Hall ** &
08/12 Minneapolis, MN @ Triple Rock Social Club ** &
08/14 Missoula, MT @ Stage 112 &
08/15 Spokane, WA @ Big Dipper ^
08/16 Seattle, WA @ The Crocodile #^
08/17 Vancouver, BC @ Rickshaw Theatre #^
08/18 Portland, OR @ Doug Fir Lounge #^
08/20 San Francisco, CA @ The Independent #
08/21 Santa Cruz, CA @ The Catalyst Atrium #
08/22 San Luis Obispo, CA @ SLO Brew #
08/23 Los Angeles, CA @ FYF Fest

!! w/ Mustard Gas & Roses
++ w/ Ceremony & Special Guests
** w/ The Atlas Moth
& w/ SubRosa
^ w/ Master Musicians of Bukkake
# w/ Marriages

• Boris: http://www.borisheavyrocks.com
• Sargent House: http://sargenthouse.com

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