♫♪  Iggy Azalea - “Fancy” ft. Charli XCX

So my home-girl from Vancouver hits me up this morning and is like, “This new Iggy Azalea track is fucking following me around.” (New track is “Fancy ft. Charli XCX) She went on to say, “It’s been on the radio like MAD and it’s following me around. I feel like the only way for the curse to be lifted is if I admit it anywhere else by social networking.” At first I threatened NOT to cover this ‘cause it’s Iggy Azalea, but then I figured I like how white she looks in juxtaposition of her vocals, so: CURSE LIFTED. IGGY AZALEA’S “FANCY,” LET MY GURL-FREAK BE!!!!

Maybe that worked. I like Clueless too, yeah. But has anyone ever noticed that a lot of Vatican Shadow music sounds like a LOT of cans of duster going off in sampled, brutal EDM-drone beats? As if one day we’ll get a new Vatican Shadow album, and it’s all themed around wall and/or government guards jerking off on duty while huffing tons of canned air. And the music is just Dominick Fernow gaze soundtrack. At least I didn’t talk about Iggy Azalea’s ass, right? SHIT! I just did. Though, it IS back-to-back with SHIT, so it’s ALL natural! ;)

Who do you think her ghost writers are on the inside, though?

• Iggy Azalea: http://iggyazalea.com
• Charli XCX: http://www.charlixcxmusic.com

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