Baroness part ways with drummer and bassist, retain nobility status as a formal nicety

Baroness part ways with drummer and bassist, retain nobility status as a formal nicety

The shitty thing about a bad car (or bus, or whatever) accident is that it doesn’t just happen once. It kinda keeps happening to you, over and over again, for a while. Which means that, after a while, you’re mired in an awful big pile of SHIT (and, even if you’re a metal guy, this is somewhat undesirable!). The other thing about getting messed up in a crash is that it also makes you — for reasons both physical and emotional — rethink a thing or two about your life; and when your life is centered around, you know, schlepping a mountain of gear around night after night in a nine-piece art-metal band that performs at a high level of intensity for an hour a night, sometimes that means a career change is in the cards.

As metal forum Lambgoat reports, Baroness, who wrecked their shit pretty bad in the UK last summer, has announced the departure of both drummer Allen Blickle and bassist Matt Maggioni from the band, citing “external and internal, physical and mental, you name it” injuries as the reason. Seems like kind of a long time after-the-fact, you say? Well then, to you, the band says “shut the fuck up and read this unassailable statement that we just posted on our website, you heartless piece of shit:

Nothing can truly prepare you for a brush with death. The event is unique one, singular to the observer. Trust me, you don’t want to invite the experience. Our bus accident left indelible marks, external and internal, physical and mental, you name it. Each of the nine of us went through and continues to go through an entirely different, yet common experience. We are tied to each other by a trauma, which, despite its damage, has been made individually easier through our shared ordeal. While I would never wish the incident on anyone, I cannot imagine going through that wreck alone.

Thankfully, injury was not dealt out evenly; unfortunately it was dealt in great supply. Each of the nine of us now finds our self in a drastically different circumstance, and we each move forward accordingly. There are two important things to note. First, we are all healthy. We are recovering at different rates, and we’ll all be fine in the end. Second, Baroness has made a commitment to pick up where we left off, and get back out on tour, where we belong. In fact, I am personally staking my recovery on this principle; it gives me direction and something to look forward to (finally).

However, for some of us, the accident necessitated a change that would prevent them from performing music or touring. It is with sadness that we must announce that Matt Maggioni and Allen Blickle will not continue touring with Baroness. The details of their departure are not sensational; they do not come with hard feelings. Nor are the details going to be public; suffice it to say we’d like to keep to ourselves the finer points of this situation, to respect the privacy of all involved.

While the nine of us must respect the significance of the bus accident in Bath, we must also move away from it and get back to our lives. Simply put, some of the effects and injuries were severe enough to prohibit further activity in Baroness. While we would never have asked them to leave; we have the utmost sympathy for this situation, and in earnest, we wish Matt and Allen the best in the future. In their stead, we have found two musicians who can approach our music with passion and vitality and help get us back out on tour to finish what was seemingly cut short last August.

There you have it. If you were hoping that the silver lining to all of this was going to be that you could audition for Baroness on drums, you’re both out of luck and an asshole.

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