Charli XCX breaks the internet by Twitter-teasing new mixtape with A. G. Cook, Carly Rae Jepsen, CupcakKe, tons more

Charli XCX breaks the internet by Twitter-teasing new mixtape with A. G. Cook, Carly Rae Jepsen, CupcakKe, tons more
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Hey, young, savvy readers! Tell me if this is gonna fly with you or not, okay?

So: I just read that a singer (well, some kind of musician, anyway) named Charli XCX — whoever THAT is — said a THING yesterday? On TWITTER?? About a NEW ALBUM???

Or, I guess it’s not a “new album,” really…but a new “mixtape”? (Those are two different things, yeah?)

And…it’s a little hard to tell (cuz again: I’m literally just reading Twitter tweets, here)…buuuuut…it seems to feature the likes of Carly Rae Jepsen, A. G. Cook, Tove Lo, Kim Petras, Mykki Blanco, Brooke Candy, CupcakKe, and Pabllo Vitar, among others?

I can’t tell when/how it’s coming out or anything… but I guess I can show you all the tweets, and you can…like, read/decide “for yourselves”?

Does that count???

I’m sorry… I’m just really struggling.

Hopefully you’re excited about new stuff from Charli XCX and all, but basically: you all tell me: is this THE NEWS?

Am I “REPORTING THE NEWS TO YOU” right now??

Mr P, do I still get a paycheck for this?

I don’t even know.

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