Chromeo announce Frequent Flyer Tour, promise mile high club advantages

Chromeo announce Frequent Flyer Tour, promise mile high club advantages

Chromeo a.k.a. Tha Funk Lordz are hitting the road for White Women this fall. Calling it the Frequent Flyer Tour, the sexed-up duo claim it’s presented by Mallard Air, some probably fake airline that they made up for shits and giggles and press coverage. You can probably not fly on this airline, but if you could we imagine a lot of cocoa butter, coconut lotion, g-strings, midgets, garter belts, oversized teddy bears, gold chains, mustaches, electric blue Kool-Aid, Puff Daddy, blinking neon lights that spell out S-E-X, designer sunglasses, an Elton John-heavy jukebox, glitter, Nerf guns, disco balls, Mama Africa wooden necklaces, caramel kettle corn, satin robes, vodka-filled Super Soakers, vintage Reeboks, nipple tassels, ball gags, electric love eels, sunburnt old ladies resembling the Golden Girls, gold grilles, velour jumpsuits, flying V guitars, pantyhose, extra overhead storage, and seatback luvvvvvvin!

One can hope for at least five of those things to feature heavily in their stage performance this fall.

Frequent Flyer Tour dates:

09.25.14 - Cincinnati, OH - Midpoint Music Festival
09.27.14 - Toronto, ON - Kool Haus
09.29.14 - Washington, DC- 9:30 Club
10.02.14 - Asheville, NC - The Orange Peel
10.03.14 - Nashville, TN - Marathon Music Works
10.03-05.14 - Austin, TX - Austin City Limits Festival
10.06.14 - El Paso, TX - Tricky Falls
10.08.14 - San Diego, CA - Soma
10.09.14 - Los Angeles, CA - Shrine Expo Hall
10.10.14 - Tucson, AZ - Rialto Theatre
10.10-12.14 - Austin, TX - Austin City Limits Festival
10.13.14 - New Orleans, LA - Republic
10.14.14 - Birmingham, AL - Iron City
10.16.14 - Columbus, OH - Newport Music Hall
10.17.14 - Chicago, IL - Riviera Theatre
10.20.14 - Winnipeg, MB - Garrick Centre
10.22.14 - Calgary, AB - Flames Central
10.23.14 - Edmonton, AB - Union Hall
10.28.14 - Portland, OR - Roseland
10.29.14 - Eugene, OR - McDonald Theatre

Non-Frequent Flyer dates:

07.26.14 - Seattle, WA - Capitol Hill Block Party
07.27.14 - Kelowna, BC - Center of Gravity Festival
08.01.14 - Montreal, QC - Osheaga Music & Arts Festival
08.03.14 - Chicago, IL - Lollapalooza
08.05.14 - Morrison, CO - Red Rocks Amphitheatre
08.07.14 - Las Vegas, NV - Brooklyn Bowl
08.08.14 - San Francisco, CA - Outside Lands
08.15.14 - Somerset, WI - Summer Set Festival
08.30.14 - Philadelphia, PA - Made in America Festival
09.12.14 - New York, NY - Central Park

• Chromeo: http://chromeo.net

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