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Great and/or horrible news for tix-buyers for Coachella, the massive, three-day Indio, California music-fest that virtually kicks-off the whole damn season of massive, three-day music fests. Yes, the official set times for the gazillion-act line-up have been announced. And if you’re going there this weekend(!), this means that the dreaded time has come when you have to start picking and choosing which bands you’re actually gonna watch. For instance, dying to see LCD Soundsystem but your lame girlfriend wants to catch Imogen Heap because she liked The O.C.? Oops. Looks like you just BROKE the fuck UP. Like Pavement but LOOOOOOVE Gary Newman? S.O.L. my man.
Well, you get the idea here. Making decisions is a tough life skill to master. And Coachella isn’t gonna take it easy on you. Although, word to the wise, you can use the handy “Coachooser” feature on the Coachella site to plan out your own personal itinerary ahead of time and probably avoid stumbling across your former girlfriend making out with Julian Casablancas after she stormed off because you accidentally knocked her down at the Coheed & Cambria set the day before. Just sayin’.
• Coachella: http://coachella.com
