Dirty Projectors announce tourdates (gasp!), do some shows with The National (eh?), share new mp3 (*fart*)

Dirty Projectors announce tourdates (gasp!), do some shows with The National (eh?), share new mp3 (*fart*)

Look, what’dya want, palooka? Sometimes we’s likes them Dirty Projectors fellas around here, sometimes we’s doesn’t, eh? You wanna fight about it? I didn’t t’ink so. Fact is, I don’t give a damn for any of ya’s fancy-pants “aesthetic opinions” or whatever mamby-pamby stuff like that. These guys is goin’ on some tourdates of deese here United States, and some of those tourdates is with those fine upstandin’ gents in The National. (And I know that NONE OF YOUS has a bad word to say about any band who seen it fit to name themselves after my U.S. of A. if you wanna keep the teeth ya came in wit’!) Besides, goddamnnit, it’s our job to write about tours around here, so I’m gonna write about ‘em. And yous guys is gonna read ‘em. Got it?

And anyway, Mary-mother-a-god, what do I give a rat’s ass if some of you’s guys don’t like the newest album all that much? Besides, they got a new song up on that internet contraption thing right now that don’t sound too bad to ‘deese old ears! What, whatsamatter? You don’t like this one neither??? Ahhhh, you’s just drinkin’ drano…

Dirty Projectors dates:

04.19.13 - Portsmouth, NH - Portsmouth Singer-Songwriter Festival - The Music Hall
04.20.13 - Providence, RI - Brown University
05.10.13 - Napa, CA - Bottle Rock Festival
05.19.13 - Gulf Shores, AL - Hangout Festival
05.24-27.13 - George, WA - Sasquatch Festival
06.06.13 - Columbia, MD - Merriweather Post Pavilion *
06.07.13 - Philadelphia, PA - Mann Center for the Performing Arts *
06.08-09.13 - New York, NY - Governors Ball
06.10.13 - Raleigh, NC - Red Hat Amphitheatre *
06.11.13 - Pittsburgh, PA - Stage AE *
06.12.13 - Cleveland, OH - Beachland Ballroom
06.13.13 - Chicago, IL - Lincoln Hall (two shows)
06.14-16.13 - Manchester, TN - Bonnaroo

* The National

• Dirty Projectors: http://dirtyprojectors.net
• Domino: http://www.dominorecordco.us
• The National: http://www.americanmary.com

[Photo: Amy Pearl]

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