Eminem announces Revival, an album that melts in your mouth, not in your hand

Eminem announces Revival, an album that melts in your mouth, not in your hand

Have you heard? Eminem has a new album coming out. Wait… you do know who Eminem is, right?



Ha! Classic mix-up. No, come on, you know who I mean. Eminem!



Is this for real??? Eminem? One of the most notable rappers of all-time?



Platinum-selling artist, several times over? 10 number-one albums? Winner of 15 Grammy awards, including for his most recent album The Marshall Mathers LP 2?



“My Name Is,” “The Real Slim Shady,” “Without Me,” none of these ring any bells? For crying out loud, you at least know “Lose Yourself,” right!?!?



Ugh, whatever. Eminem is not an anthropomorphic candy, he is a person, and he has a new album called Revival coming out on December 15 via Aftermath, Shady, and Interscope.

You can check out the album’s official “announcement” via Dr. Dre’s Instagram, and listen to “Walk On Water,” Eminem’s recent collaboration with Beyoncé, down below. Wait… you at least know who Beyoncé is, right?



God dammit.


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