GFOTY releases Cake Mix on PC Music, gets us hard

GFOTY releases Cake Mix on PC Music, gets us hard

GFOTY, most famous for convincing the Duchess of Cambridge to inscribe the lyrics “In the bathroom, sucking dick/ Thanks for cumming that was quick” on a beautiful, hand-crafted heirloom pendant attached to a stunning pearl necklace courtesy of Kane West, has just cooked up a new release, titled Cake Mix. The release features six tracks — including a well-timed Blink-182 cover — and follows last year’s Secret Mix, which made it to #3 on our Favorite 50 Music Releases of 2014 feature. Wait, what? #3? That’s not even an album is it? Isn’t it just 10 minutes long? Was it even released on CD? Doesn’t half of it consist of abbreviated cover songs?! lolwut!

According to GFOTY:

Basically Cake Mix was created after I got with this really hot guy who had a GF - I mean, I thought he was hot at the time but in reality he looks like that really weird bloated face when your making a Mii character on your Wii - you know the one yeah? It’s kinda just about me stealing people’s boyfriends and being abnormally huge. This one guy on Twitter said he saw me out once and I was way smaller then he imagined and to ‘never meet your heroes’ or something like that and I mean like I’m 169cms (5’5”) and I wear high shoes all the time too so like HOW TALL DID HE WANT ME TO BE? So I guess - yeah it’s kinda inspired by that guy on Twitter primarily. So I guess cake has nothing to do with the mix apart from me making cakes and stuff.

Don’t listen to this:

Meanwhile, GFOTY is looking for “BIG HUNKY MALE DANCERS FOR UPCOMING GFOTY SHOWS.” I’m guessing it’s just a ruse to round up email addresses from a bunch of hot guys like C Monster and Squeo. But apply anyway if you think you fit the criteria.

Cake Mix tracklist:

02. HUGE
03. Mysterious GFOTY
05. All The Small Things
06. Outro

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