Girl Band sign to Rough Trade, release album, tour, and sign up for Obamacare

Girl Band sign to Rough Trade, release album, tour, and sign up for Obamacare

Ireland’s Girl Band is made up of all dudes, which may or may not be an ostentatious attempt at that classic Irish humor first noticed in the low-budget film Gangs of New York. Well, I hate to break it to you, Girl Band, but you’re in America now, and the first order of business is to sign to Rough Trade Records. Good. Now, announce a new album called The Early Years, and make sure to release it on April 25. Done and done!

Other things you have to do while in America:

• Try crapping while standing up (we all do it during Lent)
• Hell, burn an American flag. Why not?
• The Oscars! Red carpet!
• In & Out Burger, duh!!
• Sign up for Obamacare

As a band gettin’ some of the sweet America summer buzz band buzz, ya gots to take Holiday Road down to Flavor Country, and I’m talkin’ tour from one side of the continent to the other. Don’t stop in the middle! To help you along your way, I’ll gladly give you the Emceegreg bump and post the video for “Why They Hide Their Bodies Under My Garage?” to showcase your energetic noise-rock sound. Have fun in America, and don’t forget to wash your dicks three times after eating at a Denny’s (a classic American custom).

VSFW (Very Safe for Work):

The Early Years tracklisting:

01. Lawman
02. De Bom Bom
03. I Love You (Beat Happening cover)
04. Why They Hide Their Bodies Under My Garage? (Blawan cover)
05. The Cha Cha Cha


03.12.15 - Brooklyn, NY - Baby’s All Right
03.13.15 - New York, NY - Mercury Lounge
03.14.15 - Philadelphia, PA - MilkBoy
03.15.15 - Washington, DC - Black Cat Backstage
03.18.15 Austin, TX - SXSW (TBA)
03.24.15 - San Diego, CA - The Casbah
03.26.15 - Los Angeles, CA - The Echo
03.27.15 - San Francisco, CA - Rickshaw Stop
03.29.15 - Santa Ana, CA - Burgerama

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