James Ferraro tours Europe’s theme parks and select Starbucks, plans fall tour with Ariel Pink

INT. BROOKLYN APARTMENT

Empty mugs, books, beer bottles, and cassette tapes cover the coffee table. Polaroids cover one wall. A denim jacket hangs from the doorknob.

SAM and ZAK are best friends. They are also members of a dream-noise-punk band called Beach University. They sit on a floral sofa that SAM found at a yard sale, where she also purchased a few Neil Young albums and set of tea cups. They are watching Twin Peaks. SAM has her laptop open, because she has already seen both seasons four times. She squints through her round, oversized glasses.

ZAK
 Shhh.

SAM
So Ariel Pink is touring in the fall, and he's chatting with SPIN, and he's like "I think all the hipsters who came to all of our shows as teenagers have grown up now."

ZAK
 Yeah?

SAM
Is he talking about us?

ZAK
 Nah.

A cat wanders into the room and jumps onto the coffee table.

The cat walks and the pile of cassettes falls.

SAM
 No.

ZAK
Can you guess why?

Pause.

ZAK
Are we old now?

The cat jumps onto the TV, which falls and shatters. An electric crash. Blackout.