Good thing we haven't written about Jay Reatard in a while. It's also a good thing that my sister, Ugly Becky, can now freely go to these shows after her birthing news.
Doctor: I have good news and I have bad news.
Ugly Becky: What's the bad news?
Doctor: Your baby is a ginger.
Ugly Becky: Oh god. Oh my god, no! How could there possibly be any good news?
Doctor: The good news is that your baby is dead.
Tourdates:
* The Black Keys
# Deerhunter and Times New Viking
We'll announce more dates when we feel like it.
