I promised my mom and parole officer that I’d stop writing news stories based around erections and fecal matter. Sorry, but a promise broken is a promise never kept. So, there’s a BUTTLOAD of people in the cities of Dallas and Chicago that have major ERECTIONS for Animal Collective member Panda Bear’s solo project. To honor their BONERS, Panda has added a show in each city.
Panda Bear will play some songs from his recent album Tomboy (TMT Review), but he’ll get some real STIFFIES going if he busts out an AC tune. I mean, some authentic BULGING HARD-ONS. A source close to me has said Panda may even crap into the mic and then break the bowel movement into different samples, i.e., “movements.” Genius!
In order to keep those WOODIES tall and girthy, on October 31 Panda Bear will also release a special new limited-edition 4xLP box set of Tomboy through Paw Tracks to benefit the American Cancer Society. I’ll tell you what — nothing makes me want to PITCH A TENT more than helping a worthy cause.
BONER dates:
09.23.11 - Philadelphia, PA - POPPED! Music Festival at FDR Park
09.25.11 - Los Angeles, CA - Hollywood Bowl *
09.27.11 - Dallas, TX - Granada
09.29.11 - Chicago, IL - The Vic
* Smith Westerns, TV on the Radio, Warpaint, Arctic Monkeys
• Panda Bear: http://www.myspace.com/pandabear
• Paw Tracks: http://www.paw-tracks.com
