PC Music label announces “Month of Mayhem,” vows to release something new every day for the month of May!

PC Music label announces "Month of Mayhem," vows to release something new every day for the month of May!
YAY.

Gaaaaaaaaaah.

Only May 2???

Fuck. THIS DAMN
MONTH
IS
Sooooooooo…
BORING.

I’m over here like:


OH WAIT. WH@T?

LOokouT! Here comes those those living, breathing, keyboard cat memes at PC Music to FIX all that!!! USA! USA! USA! (Shit, I mean: UK! UK! UK!)


Yesterday, they announced that they’re on a mission to #MakeMayGreatAgain by releasing some fantastic bauble of NEW SHIT…get this: Every. Single. Day. For. The. Entire. Month. Of. May.

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!

And…I say! They’ve already got started with two free downloads! Hey, okay!

• Yesterday (May 1), we got our formerly-bored asses smacked up by the brand new “Me4U A. G. Cook Remix” as a free download from Danny L Harle (check out the original version here), complete with a short interview on PC Music’s radical angelfire page!

• And today (May 2), our raw, red buttcheeks are gettin’ soothed by the dulcet, easy-listening strains of “Lightning Lipgloss Life,” an “old new extended original inspiring spin” on the Charli XCX track “Lipgloss” via Life Sim.

D0n’t kn0w ab0ut Y0U GUYS, but r1te n0w, 1’m 4ll 1ike: “WH0Aa” & “H00R@Y.”

But HEY: what brought all this joyous and irresistibly rhyme-able excitement on? What’s the explanation? Maybe PC Music’s own World-Wide-Website will help explain:

MONTH OF MAYHEM

The Month of May
Where Mayhem Lives Another Day
A New Track? A New Video? A New Artist? A New Genre?
We Will Haunt You with Our Catchy Musick

Ahhh, truth and beauty have never been more eloquently expressed.
Don’t know about you, but I’m suddenly feelin’ INSP1R3D:


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