You know something, reader? We’ve been thinking. Here at Tiny Mix Tapes, we offer you all this content every day for FREE. What’s more, we offer it equally to everyone, with no regard for such historically popular distinctions as social caste, education level, skin color, political affiliation, country of origin, religious beliefs, favorite cast-member of Friends, and so on.
Well, all that’s gonna change right the heck now. Starting today, you’ll all be judged, not on “race” or “gender” or “sexual preference” or “belief systems” or any of that provincial 20th-century crap, but on something infinitely more objective and measurable: coolness. SO, dear reader. Pressure’s on. Exactly HOW. COOL. ARE. YOU?
Below you’ll find a listing of Vampire Weekend dates, including a handful of new dates this fall with Beach House, Dum Dum Girls, and even The Very Best. The test is simple. What do you thinkof this tour, reader? Huh?? HUH??? Write us with 300 words or less by tomorrow at 5:00 PM, and maybe you won’t get your ass BLOCKED from our sever. Confused? Then you’re as good as gone. Got questions? Shut up and get to work. (Hint: there is only one correct answer.)
Pressure’s on, freeloaders.
05.23.10 - Bangor, Wales - Faenol Estate (Radio 1’s Big Weekend)
05.29.10 - George, WA - Sasquatch Festival
06.05.10 - Philadelphia, PA - The Roots Picnic at Festival Pier
06.12.10 - Isle of Wright, England - Isle of Wright Festival
06.13.10 - Inverness, Scotland - RockNess Festival
06.14.10 - Cefn Sidan Beach, Wales - Beach Break Live
06.17.10 - 2010 Esch-sur-Alzette, Luxembourg - Rockhal
06.22.10 - Lille, France - L’Aeronef
06.24.10 - Cornwall, England - Eden Project
06.25.10 - Glastonbury, England - Glastonbury Festival
06.27.10 - Nijmegen, Netherlands - Rockin’ Park Festival
07.01.10 - Borlange, Sweden - Peace & Love Festival
07.02.10 - Arendal, Norway - Hove Festival
07.04.10 - Werchter, Belgium - Rock Werchter
07.10.10 - Naas, Ireland - Oxegen Festival
07.11.10 - Kinross, Scotland - T in the Park
07.13.10 - Lyon, France - Les Nuits de Fourviere
07.15.10 - Nimes, France - Nimes Festival
07.16.10 - Benicassim, Spain - Benicassim International Festival
07.17.10 - Lisbon, Portugal - Super Bock Super Rock Festival
07.18.10 - Southwold, England - Latitude Festival
07.30.10 - Icheon City, South Korea - Jisan Valley Rock Festival
08.28.10 - Vancouver, British Columbia - Malkin Bowl *^
08.29.10 - Redmond, WA - Marymoor Amphitheater *^
08.31.10 - Troutdale, OR - Edgefield Amphitheater *^
09.03.10 - Morrison, CO - Red Rocks Amphitheater *^
09.05.10 - Chicago, IL - Aragon Ballroom *^
09.07.10 - Toronto, Ontario - Molson Canadian Amphitheater *^
09.08.10 - Montreal, Quebec - Metropolis Theater ^
09.11.10 - Columbia, MD - Merriweather Post Pavilion *^
09.12.10 - Boston, MA - Bank of America Pavilion *^
09.15.10 - New York, NY - Radio City Music Hall *^
09.16.10 - New York, NY - Radio City Music Hall *^
09.17.10 - New York, NY - Radio City Music Hall *^
09.26.10 - Los Angeles, CA - Hollywood Bowl *%
* Beach House
^ Dum Dum Girls
% the Very Best
• Vampire Weekend: http://www.vampireweekend.com
• Beach House: http://www.myspace.com/beachhousemusic
• Dum Dum Girls: http://www.myspace.com/beachhousemusic
• The Very Best: http://www.myspace.com/theverybestmyspace
[Photo: Esther White]
