Sweaty Sex Mix Tape

01. Berlin “Take My Breath Away” (Count Three & Pray)
02. Mac DeMarco “She’s Really All I Need” (Rock & Roll Nightclub)
03. Melody’s Echo Chamber “I Follow You” (Melody’s Echo Chamber)
04. Skeleton Lipstick “Philadelphia” (Glows Then Melts)
05. Arthur Russell “You and Me Both” (Calling Out of Context)
06. Dirty Beaches “Landscapes in the Mist” (Drifters/Love is the Devil)
07. Sun Araw “The Stakeout” (On Patrol)
08. Serge Gainsbourg “Melody” (Histoire de Melody Nelson)
09. KEEL HER “Robert” (Wedding Album)
10. HTRK “Bendin’” (Work (Work, Work))
11. Goat “Run to your Mama” (World Music)
12. Moodymann “I Need you so Much” (Black Mahogani)

I fucking hate you, but I also think I loved you, and now all I want is to move on without relying on copious amounts of alcohol and casual sex

Sorry to hear, mate. OkCupid just earned another angel.

01. My Bloody Valentine - “Soft as Snow (But Warm Inside)” (Isn’t Anything)
02. WHY? - “Simeon’s Dilemma” (Alopecia)
03. The Hold Steady - “Citrus” (Boys and Girls in America)
04. Chance the Rapper featuring Noname Gypsy - “Lost” (Acid Rap)
05. Modest Mouse - “Satellite Skin” (No One’s First, and You’re Next”
06. El-P - “Works Every Time” (Cancer 4 Cure)
07. Frank Ocean - “Bad Religion” (Channel Orange)
08. Majical Cloudz - “Bugs Don’t Buzz” (Impersonator)
09. Leonard Cohen - “Take This Longing” (New Skin for the Old Ceremony)
10. Vampire Weekend - “Everlasting Arms” (Modern Vampires of the City)
11. Hop Along - “Tibetan Pop Stars” (Get Disowned)

I’m in love with my best friend, and I know it will never work out.

Good luck!

01. Wilco - “We’re Just Friends”
02. Belle and Sebastian - “Seeing other People”
03. Bill Callahan - “My Friend”
04. Best Coast - “Boyfriend”
05. The Magnetic Fields - “I Don’t Want to Get Over You”
06. The Kinks - “Nothin’ in the World Can Stop Me Worryin’ ‘Bout That Girl”
07. Girls - “How Can I Say I Love You”
08. Cass McCombs - “You Saved My Life”
09. Bob Dylan - “I’ll Be Your Baby Tonight”
10. Okkervil River - “A Stone”

I used to have personality, but now I think I’m boring

Sometimes you feel like a big bag of gumballs and everyone wants a piece of you, but most of the time now you feel like a grey sock in a laundry basket and you don’t get washed. I get it. I don’t know if you need ass-spankingingly good jams pumped into you or if you want to wallow in this boringness, so I mixed it up for you, half and half: wallow then spank. Track 9 is simply for when you’re done being “boring” and ready to start being “T.I.” (◡‿◡✿)

01. Jacob Kirkegaard - “Swimming Pool” (4 Rooms)
02. Oneohtrix Point Never - “Woe Is the Transgression II” (Rifts)
03. Bedhead - “What’s Missing” (Beheaded)
04. Chris Watson - “River Mara At Dawn” (Stepping Into the Dark)
05. bo en - “be okay (with Avec Avec)” (pale machine)
06. Jam City - “Her” (Classical Curves)
07. Dope Body - “Beat” (Natural History)
08. Marnie Stern - “Transformer” (This Is It And I Am It…)
09. Mike Will Made It - “Fightin’ Words (T.I., Juicy J, & Trae Tha Truth)” (Mike Will - Est. In 1989 Pt. 2)

Pooping Playlist

01. Mac Demarco - “Brother” (Salad Days)
02. The Jesus And Mary Chain - “Just Like Honey” (Psychocandy)
03. Jay Reatard - “Turning Blue” (Blood Visions)
04. Modest Mouse - “Alone Down There” (The Moon And Antarctica)
05. Brian Eno - “Baby’s On Fire” (Here Come The Warm Jets)
06. Radiohead - “Little By Little” (The King Of Limbs)
07. Holy Shit - “Written All Over Your Face” (Stranded At Two Harbors)
08. Daft Punk - “Too Long” (Discovery)

I love it when they shriek & howl

My favorite screamers.

01. The Stooges - “T.V. Eye” (Fun House)
02. Sex Pistols - “No Fun” (Kiss This)
03. Siouxsie and the Banshees - “Metal Postcard (Mittageisen)” (The Scream)
04. X-Ray Spex - “Oh Bondage Up Yours!” (Germfree Adolescents)
05. The Birthday Party - “Dead Joe” (Junkyard)
06. Pixies - “Tame” (Doolittle)
07. The Jesus Lizard - “Seasick” (Goat)
08. Bikini Kill - “New Radio” (The Singles)
09. Nirvana - “Milk It” (In Utero)
10. Babes In Toyland - “Handsome and Gretel” (Fontanelle)
11. Pavement - “Unfair” (Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain)
12. Drive Like Jehu - “Here Come the Rome Plows” (Yank Crime)
13. Red Aunts - “Detroit Valentine” (#1 Chicken)
14. Sleater-Kinney - “Entertain” (The Woods)
15. Screaming Females - “It All Means Nothing” (Ugly)

Me & my friends are being messed around by an estate agent. He’s lied to us & now is refusing to give us the keys, despite us having signed the contract & paid. We either need an angry playlist or a playlist that reminds us that there is love in the world

I feel your pain! Just coming to the end of a year-long contract with the estate agents/landlord/house from hell. I offer you both a playlist for your anger management (Side A) and one for making you feel ok about people again (Side B).

Side A:
01. Bjork - “Pluto” (Homogenic)
02. Verdi - “Dies irae” (Messa da Requiem)
03. ESG - “Erase You” (ESG)
04. The Walkmen - “The Rat” (Bow + Arrows)
05. Sharon Van Etten - “Serpents” (Tramp)
06. Shellac - “Prayer To God” (1000 Hurts)
07. Rod Lee - “Dance My Pain Away” (…and all the pieces matter, Five Years of Music from The Wire)
08. Betty Hutton - “Old Man Mose” (Jealous)
09. Colin Stetson - “Judges” (New History Warfare Vol. 2: Judges)
10. Joni Mitchell - “The Sire of Sorrow (Job’s Sad Song)” (Turbulent Indigo)

Side B:
01. Julianna Barwick - “Dancing With Friends” (Sanguine)
02. Opus III - “It’s A Fine Day” (Mind Fruit)
03. Maria Minerva - “I Don’t Wanna Be Discovered (Will Happiness Find Me?)” (Will Happiness Find Me?)
04. Bjork - “All is Full of Love” (Homogenic)
05. Eric Whitacre - “Lux Aurumque” (Light & Gold)
06. Rhosyn - “Glass” (Elbow Of Capture)
07. The Beach Boys - “Hang On To Your Ego” (Pet Sounds)
08. Michael Hurley - “Be Kind To Me” (Armchair Boogie)
09. Morcheeba - “Fear and Love” (Big Calm)
10. Super Best Friends Club - “Yes You Are” (Super Best Friends Club)

Got a new job as a tour guide driving an electric golf cart in Atlanta, Ga

01. Real Estate - “Kinder Blumen” (Days)
02. Grass Giraffes - “Back Stories” (Transportation EP)
03. Mac DeMarco - “Freaking out the Neighborhood” (2)
04. Rogue Wave - “Everyday” (Buddy Holly Cover)
05. Camera Obscura - “Let’s Get Out of This Country” (Let’s Get Out of This Country)
06. Rubblebucket - “Come Out of A Lady” (Omega La La)
07. Matthew Dear - “Deserter” (Asa Breed)
08. Rooney - “Sleep Song” (The Chumscrubber Original Soundtrack)
09. Animal Collective - “Banshee Beat” (Feels)
10. Fever Ray - “When I Grow Up” (Fever Ray)
11. Grizzly Bear -“Deep Sea Diver” (Horn of Plenty)
12. Yo La Tengo - “Blue Line Swinger” (Electr-o-Pura)
13. Parquets Courts - “Stoned and Starving” (Light Up Gold)
14. LCD Soundsystem - “Losing My Edge” (LCD Soundsystem)

I’m over you, now get over me ‘cause I don’t care anymore.

I tried to pack in as much resignation and exasperation as possible, just for you. (◡‿◡✿)

01. Grizzly Bear - “Knife” (Yellow House)
02. of Montreal - “My Darling I’ve Forgotten” (The Bedside Drama: A Petite Tragedy)
03. The Morning Benders - “Cold War” (Big Echo)
04. San Cisco - “Awkward” (Awkward EP)
05. Ben Folds - “You Don’t Know me (ft. Regina Spektor)” (Way to Normal)
06. Townes Van Zandt - “Nothin” (Sunshine Boy)
07. Norah Jones - “Happy Pills” (Little Broken Hearts)
08. The Shins - “A Call to Apathy” (Chutes Too Narrow)
09. Discovery - “It’s Not My Fault (It’s My Fault)” (LP)

Driving in the middle of nowhere. It’s 3AM, and it seems like the sun will never come out again.

01. Armand Hammer - “Black Ark” (Race Music)
02. Dälek - “Forever Close My Eyes” (From Filthy Tongues Of Gods And Griots)
03. Godflesh - “Avalanche Mastersong” (Godflesh Ep)
04. Death Grips - “Lost Boys” (The Money Store)
05. Pye Corner Audio - “Black Mist” (The Outer Church Va)
06. Black Thread - “Blossom Cascade”
07. Ninos Du Brasil - “Novos Mistèrios” (Idem)
08. Charly García - “Despertar De Mambo” (Pubis Angelical)
09. Invisible - “Los Libros De La Buena Memoria” (El Jardín De Los Presentes)
10. Pescado Rabioso - “Cementerio Club” (Artaud)
11. Johnny Cash - “Dark As A Dungeon” (Unearthed)
12. Penguin Cafe Orchestra - “The Sound Of Someone You Love Who’s Going Away And It Doesn’t Matter” (Music From The Penguin Cafe)
13. John Coltrane & Duke Ellington - “In A Sentimental Mood” (John Coltrane & Duke Ellington)
14. Novos Baianos - “Acabou Chorare” (Acabou Chorare)
15. M O O N - “Crystals” (Hotline Miami Ost)
16. Grimes - “Go”

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