Mix Tapes

You've moved on -- yadda yadda. Now here's a mix to show you I'm doing better than you.

I love you 'cause I have to.

I never knew having an affair would be so much work.

Songs for easing the pain of [college] rejections.

Songs to wrap around yourself like a security blanket

I broke your heart a long time ago and now I am sorry.

Songs I'd like to wake up next to.

Songs to Lose Your Mind to

I keep going to church and thinking I might be the Alpha and Omega.

Songs to flee the country to

But Mr. Barnes, selling out IS possible -- before-&-after song pairs to teach the man some caution

I'm taking a 19-hour coach trip to Munich!

Secret lives of Swedish Fish and other candy-coated oddities