Last we heard from TMCT, he was kind enough to pick us all up at the airport and lead us down to his secret, selcuted SNOWBEACH, where he threw an amazing party and was incredibly hospitable, playing smooth beat after smooth beat as the soundtrack to the whole shindig. Remember that? How the drinks didn’t need ice cubes, ‘cause it was so chilly outside, but everybody was still feeling good and donning shades, ‘cause everything was so chill outside? Oh, come on! Yes, you do! Remember that one guy who kept talking incessantly about Joe Pass to everyone, and when he came up to you, you said you’d never heard of Joe Pass, which made him almost explode with rage, until he realised how uncool that would have been, considering the setting. Remember?

Well, anyway, a few stragglers (including myself) haven’t left SNOWBEACH yet, so TMCT was nice enough to come back down to the shore and give us all a BUBBLE GOOSE to help keep us warm. And I’ve gotta say, these fit well. Rippling pianos, phat bass lines, thick drums, various vocal samples… yep, feeling warm and cozy with this thing on. Thanks, TMCT! You’re a swell guy! Anybody ever tell you that? Also, dude, we’re all out of beer, and I lost my flip-flops, so if they turn up, let me know, ‘cause they’ve got bottle openers on the bottoms of them, and once you come back with more beer, I’m gonna need them. Thanks!

To the people who’ve just shown up to the party, the physical BUBBLE GOOSE’s Tomcat was passing out earlier are all long gone, but you can still cop one digitally. I don’t know about you, but I’ve never owned a digital coat before, so if you’re into that sort of thing, go for it!

• TMCT: https://soundcloud.com/tomcatbeats

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