♫♪  WaqWaq Kingdom - “Step Into The World”

A black screen. Obsidian so the audience can see itself. Fuck you, of course I can acknowledge the audience in my script, I’m Shane Black, bitch.

A moment of silence, then…

EXT. BATTLE FIELD - DAY

MUSHROOM CLOUDS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

Then something like this starts playing…

INT. MUSHROOM CLOUD

Melted faces and Wilhelm screams galore. Then a GUY WITH A MELTED FACE screams…

GUY WITH A MELTED FACE
My legs!!!

Somebody in music see if we can get KRS One for a remix on the soundtrack. Casting says he can play Melted Face Guy if that’s what it takes. Donner’s on board.

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